Chapter 19: The Cuisine of the Eastern and Western Armies (2)

  "Hey, Robert? Yeah, it's me! How's that big shark doing now? Tied up in a net? Great job, excellent work! Now, there are two things I need you to take care of right away! Yes, very important! Take Leslie with you and go to Krakow. What? You don't know where Krakow is? I'm starting to wonder if you've ever worked at Quantum Fund! Ask your dad when you have time, he's very familiar with this! Krakow is in the Caribbean Sea, on the Antilles Islands! You and Leslie need to do two things: first, set up King Fund, a hedge fund, under the name of Cai Cai Zi. Second, King Fund will fully acquire JR Investment in the US. That's right, my intention is that JR Investment will become an empty shell, and all future funding movements for JR will go through King Fund! Robert, we'll be making some big moves over the next long period of time, and I don't want the Federal regulators and FBI to be able to keep track of JR's cash flow at any moment. And another thing, I TMD hate the US tax authorities! So listen up, Robert, these two things must be done before February when I go to the US. Yes! No mistake, in February, I'm going to the Grammys! Hey, can you keep your voice down? My eardrum is about to burst! You didn't hear wrong, it's indeed the Grammys! Do you want to walk the red carpet with me? Don't even dream about it! Even if I use my toes to think, I know what your purpose is..."

  "Jerry, aren't you ready yet? It's already 7 o'clock, if we're late, it'll be too late!"

  Jerry pulled the phone aside and said, "Coming! Coming!"

  "Alright then, Robert, Cai Cai is calling me, let's catch that big shark on Wall Street together in February! See you then! Bye~"

  "Jerry, is there something important you need to say right now? Today's the first recording of the cooking show, and if we're late, it'll be very rude!"

  "Alright, alright, Cai Cai Zi, you're right, you're always right, okay?! Stop pulling me already! Hey, my shoes, I haven't even put them on yet! I've never seen you so eager before. You're already a mother of two, shouldn't you have passed the age of being a crazy fan?!"

  Tanaka Nanako didn't care about him, dragged Jerry out of the house and stuffed him into the back seat of the Mercedes-Benz. Then she came to the driver's side of the Mercedes-Benz, "Mr. Ramy, can I?"

  Carlos grabbed the wine bottle, dazed and stumbled onto the passenger seat, then leaned his head back and fell asleep! The world's number one killer, TMD is just this kind of moral character! Jerry finally understood that everything was a rumor, a rumor! If he had seen through this guy's true face earlier, no matter what, he would not have been willing to pay such an expensive salary.

  "Jerry, fasten your seatbelt!"

  "Huh?"

  Jerry hadn't reacted yet, when Tanaka Nanae had already slipped in from the side door and gently fastened Jerry's seatbelt! Strange, do you need to wear a seatbelt even if you're sitting in the backseat?

  Soon Jerry found out that doing so was extremely wise!

  "Hey, hey, Cai Cai Zi, slow down a bit, can't you? We're already going 150! Ahh, save me! We're going to crash! Oh God, my heart is about to jump out! Watch out, there's a traffic cop over there. Do you want to be taken away by the police? Okay, hurry up and slow down. If not, we won't make it to the recording scene, and this car might even get impounded! Oh man, I've never seen you drive so crazily before! Ahh, save me! How can you start again?! What kind of world is this?! Mr. Lami, I'm warning you seriously, if you want to throw up, open the window! Shit, you idiot, you actually threw up in the car! Oh God!

  Jerry starts dry heaving, "Heave...heave...stop throwing up, I can barely take it anymore! Cai Cai Zi, I'm warning you seriously, if you don't stop the car right now, I'll jump out of the car, and I mean it!"

  With a screech, the vehicle slammed on the brakes and made a rapid drift on the road surface, the tightly gripped tires scraping against the ground to leave a black line. The Mercedes-Benz emitted a burst of blue smoke and came to an accurate stop right in front of Cafe No. 8!

  "Ugh!" Carlos's body leaned forward under the impact of inertia, his mouth wide open, and he vomited out a large amount of foul-smelling liquid!

  The stench is overwhelming!

  And our perpetrator, Tanaka Nana, with disheveled hair and a flushed face full of excitement, then pulls over the rearview mirror to start fixing her appearance in front of the mirror!

  "Let's go, Jerry!"

  Tanaka Nana said this, Jerry's face turned green, okay, he was now on the verge of vomiting, if there were a few more violent shocks, I guess he would have spit acid water on the back seat!

  Woman, why are you so crazy!

  "Ah~ Jerry, how are you? Are you okay?"

  At this time, Tanaka Nana finally reacted and leaned over to pick up Jerry, but was stopped by him. "Nana, let me lie here for a while, otherwise I don't guarantee that I can make it on the show! What's the time now?"

  "Seven forty-five! We still have fifteen minutes!"

  "Alright then, let me rest for 15 minutes!"

  "Jerry, aren't you worried?"

  Jerry looked at Tanaka Nana, who was a bit flustered, and felt both annoyed and amused. Just a moment ago, she had been so bold and daring, almost to the point of ignoring red lights and traffic police, but now she had become like this. "Hey, Nana, don't drive like that again next time! Or else, I won't dare ride in your car again! This is for your own good!"

  "Hi!"

  "Alright, let's go! Get in there and get ready!"

  "Shouldn't Mr. Lami take care of him?"

  Because of drinking, Carlos is now vomiting with snot and tears coming out, and his whole body is filthy. His appearance is so pitiful that it's a shame to be called the world's number one killer!

  "Don't bother with him! Let him go wash up with the car later! He's in no shape to be of any help now! That idiot, who told him to drink so much?! Alright, let's go inside!"

  Although the preparation work was done very thoroughly, since it was the first time doing a cooking show, Jerry still adopted everyone's suggestion and changed the playback method to recording! The original seven guests also became nine due to Jerry and Tanaka Nana's joining. Hmm, this is indeed quite helpless, how can Nana have such enthusiastic fans? Can't understand, really can't understand! Can't possibly take out a position from the audience for Nana, that would be very inappropriate! So, Tanaka Nana appeared as a guest on the show. Of course, eight guests, four against four is not allowed, so in the situation where time was running out, Jerry became the ninth guest!