Chapter Sixteen: The Military Strength of Liuyue and Qinghe (7) Correcting Errors

  "First to call out was Miyazaki Rie, 'Momo-chan, what are you doing with Yoshioka-senpai? What's with that weird pose?'"

  The guests all burst out laughing!

  Yamaguchi Baiko calmly retracted her hand, "Miyazaki-san, don't underestimate this move of mine. Let me tell you, this is China's mysterious Tai Chi Fist, a very formidable martial art!"

  Yoshiyuki Koba also changed his posture, "Kung fu? Hey ~ Ms. Hyoe, you're not deceiving us, are you?"

  Yamaguchi Baiko: "I've researched this! Apparently, this Tai Chi Fist can overcome strength with gentleness, control movement with stillness, and use four ounces of force to deflect a thousand pounds!"

  "But your gesture looks so soft and fluffy! If you were to face a sumo wrestler, shouldn't it be more like a powerful blow that knocks them down?"

  Yamaguchi Baishi: "Hey, if a sumo wrestler came, it would be even more miserable! The greater the opponent's strength, the greater the impact received! It should be like this! Okay, I have to admit, actually, I'm also half-baked! Actually, taking out this Tai Chi skill is because this skill is evolved from the Yin and Yang theory!"

  Yoshiyuki Kobayashi: "China is indeed a mysterious place!"

  Jerry raised his hand and said, "Miss Bai Hui, I have to say, your posture is really ugly!"

  Yamaguchi Momoe put her hands on her hips, momentarily at a loss for words. "Hey, Jerry! Whose side are you on?!"

  All the guests burst out laughing and fell back into their seats!

  Yoshiyuki Koba stood at the edge with a sly smile, "Alright, alright, now let's start, it's time for the mid-game commercial break! Chefs on both sides, you'd better do your best!"

  Sugihara Yu: "Yoshi-Nagaya kitchen, make a special assorted meatball!"

  Chen Aiguo: "Shan Kou Kitchen, we must make the ultimate Urine-Soaked Pork Balls!"

  "Wait a minute, Chef Chen, are you kidding me? You're sure you want to make this thing called Urine-Soaked Pork Meatballs?" - Yoshiko Kijima

  Chen Aiguo: "Yes, Miss Ji Yong, this is a traditional Chinese dish with a long history. Placing it in the red sauce brings out its wonderful flavor!"

  Yoshiie Sayuri: "But this name, isn't it......"

  Yamaguchi Momoe: "Yoshiie-san, just you wait, this Urine-soaked Pork Meatball will blow your mind!"

  Yoshiyuki blinked in confusion, "Okay okay~ So, I'll wait with bated breath! Come, take a look at what our chef is doing? Hmm~ Sugihara Chef, what's this?"

  Sugihara Yuichi minced the meat while answering, "This is chicken meat. I will chop it up and then grind the chopped chicken meat a bit to bring out its stickiness. See, like this! Then add egg yolks, also add yam paste to increase the texture, followed by red miso, hmm, today we'll also add some broth to dilute it, this is Sichuan pepper powder. The aroma and spiciness of Sichuan pepper powder will enhance the flavor of the meatballs, let's put more in today!"

  Yoshiie Sayuri: "Oh~ I see!"

  Takao Gou: "I love Sichuan pepper powder the most! Chef Shigeru Sugiyama, I hope you can add it until it can't be added anymore!"

  The guests burst out laughing!

  "Next is ginger juice, mirin, and soy sauce, then stir-fry again! After stirring, add the chopped scallions to the meat! Hmm, filter the broth that was cooked earlier, then add it to the pork bone soup. Next, add the assorted meatballs to the broth... yeah, that's it!"

  Suzuki Bonami raised her hands and let out a shout of surprise!

  Yamaguchi Momoe: "Next, come over here and see how Chef Chen makes the mysterious Urine Pork Meatballs! Huh, Chef Chen, what are you doing with those two steel rods?"

  Yamaguchi Momoe hadn't even finished speaking when Chen Aiguo picked up a steel rod and started banging the pork on the table with all his might!

  Dong~ Dong~ Dong~ Dong~

  It's totally showing off a man's power!

  After pounding it about ten times, Chen Aiguo finally began to answer Yamaguchi's question. "Miss Baishi, this piece of pork has been pounded countless times before. We have very high requirements for the toughness of the pork when making Urine Pork Balls. The usual number of poundings is around a hundred or so, and only then can we make top-grade Urine Pork Balls!"

  Yamaguchi Momoe: "Oh, I see! So what's this made of?"

  Yamaguchi pointed to a box that was emitting cold air, which had just been taken out of the refrigerator. The lid of the box was wide open, revealing small squares inside, each about 1.5 cm x 1.5 cm in size!

  Chen Aiguo: "This is a mantis shrimp, we also call it a prawn, look, it's this! Fresh and lively! The main production method is to remove the shell and internal organs, then put them in a juicer to crush into pulp, add a series of seasonings and cook until half-cooked, then put them in the refrigerator to freeze, and finally cut into blocks with a knife! This is the main filling material! Next is the production of meatballs!"

  Chen Aiguo squeezed out a meatball with his fingers, then submerged it in a block of frozen shrimp, and finally put the meatball into the oil!

  Chen Aiguo: "By doing so, the meatballs won't stick together, and when put in the pot at the same time, you can control the time well, making the meatballs quickly fried! Next is to fry the meatballs!"

  Tanaka Nana exclaimed, "As expected, it's amazing! What a great idea!"

  Yoshiyuki Sayaka: "Yes, after watching the making of Urine Meatballs, our assorted meatballs are also done!"

  Yamaguchi Hyōei grabbed the stopwatch hanging from her chest: "Alright, Yoshino-san, let's have a 15-second taste test to decide the winner! Yoshino-san, remember, you only have 15 seconds!"

  "Okay, okay, got it, got it~ Wait, wait~"

  The guests all burst out laughing!

  "Wait, I haven't even started eating yet! How can you be timing it by the second, Miss Hyakuri?! That's cheating, cheating!"

  "Alright! Alright! Let's start again, this time you'd better hurry up!" - Yamaguchi Baishi

  Yoshiyuki Kobayashi took a bite of the assorted meatball, and Yamaguchi Momoe whispered beside her, "Why not just swallow it in one bite, why take two bites?"

  "Drip..." The stopwatch rang!

  "Kiyoshi Sayuri: 'When chewing, the sweetness of the chicken fills my mouth, first tasting the sweetness, then the fragrance of Sichuan pepper spreads out, scallions and chicken are very compatible, when chewing, all flavors gradually blend together, soft meat juice bursts out! Chicken...'"

  Sakai Noriko was wiping the saliva from the corner of her mouth as she listened, and her stomach growled again!

  Yoshiyuki Sayuri hadn't finished speaking, when Yamaguchi Momoe poked her head in front of the camera and started blowing a whistle loudly, "No more eating, no more eating! Time's up, time's already up!"

  Yoshiie Sayuri: "What's it to you what I eat?"

  Yamaguchi Baishi: "The time has come, come on, hurry up and pack! Hurry up!"

  Two beautiful hostesses started pulling and tugging over half a meatball, and the scene turned into a tug-of-war, with all the guests almost fleeing in panic!

  Then Yamaguchi Momoe suddenly heard a "hiss" sound, and when she turned her head around, Chen Aiguo had already scooped up the exploded Urine Pig Meatballs!

  Everyone screamed!

  The retrieved Urine Pig Meat Ball is shiny and oily, it's really too beautiful!

  Takashi Rumiko: "This also needs to be put in, yes, all of it, looks really delicious!"

  Toriyama Akira didn't say a word and just kept swallowing his saliva!

  Tanaka Nana grabbed Jerry's clothes, "This is great, this is really too great, it's irresistible!"

  Jerry was no better off than that. That long, drawn-out "gurgle" might have gone unheard by others, but he himself knew it all too well!

  As for the five people sitting at the hot pot table, they all bowed their heads and sighed!

  Miyazawa Rie jumped up, "I want to eat this too! I also want to eat that!"

  What a ladylike demeanor!

  Yamaguchi Momoe: "The colors are exploding so evenly, there's no color that's more concentrated than others, it's completely free of unevenness, it's truly extremely beautiful!"

  Kuroki Tsubaki made a bitter face: "It smells so good, doesn't it, doesn't it~ Mmm~"

  Yoshiyuki grabbed the stopwatch hanging from her chest: "Next is Miss Hyakka's 15-second tasting time!"

  Yamaguchi Baie carefully picked up a meatball with chopsticks, "Well, I'll get started then!"

  Heh~ A certain something rapidly entered her mouth from the gap between Yamaguchi Momoe's teeth, and her eyes widened in rapid succession!

  "Ah!" Ji Yong Xiaobai had pressed the stopwatch, "15 seconds are up! Miss Baihui, how can you be so irresponsible?! You're the host, yet you didn't complete the task within 15 seconds! Hey, why aren't you speaking?!"

  After a long time, Yamaguchi Baoyue finally gasped for air, pointing at the Urine Pork Ball, "It's really indescribable! 15 seconds, it's simply impossible to describe the magnificence of the Urine Pork Ball. It's like a heavenly leap into hell, it's too stimulating and moving!"

  "Suzuki Bonami shook her head, 'What's with that~ I just can't understand what Miss Hyoe is saying!'"

  Yamaguchi Momoe wiped the corner of her mouth with a burst of foam, "So, you know, if you don't eat it, you absolutely can't experience this feeling!"

  The audience continues to laugh!