Chapter 1: The Office's Unspoken Rules...

  Yu Tie Nan has been quiet since he entered the room. Yang Zong Bao was really exhausted, even if it was completely dark outside, he didn't want to get up and turn on the lights, let alone cook something for himself. He picked up his phone and thought for a long time, but there wasn't anyone who could bring him food at this hour. Bao Guo? Forget it. He had already made his attitude clear, no need to be overly polite. Zhou Yi was in a difficult situation himself. Yu Tie Nan? Was still inside, who knows what he's doing. There was no one else, Yang Zong Bao thought to himself as he lay on the sofa, hoping he wouldn't starve to death.

  The door was suddenly opened, and Yang Zongbao just wanted to get excited, but it seemed inconvenient to disturb the person in front of him.

  Two people came in from the door, and as soon as they closed it, they immediately kissed each other. The intensity of their passion was like two beasts biting each other.

  Yang Zongbao was uncertain whether he should speak up. Fortunately, while he was thinking about this issue, the other party did not ignore Yang Zongbao, a big living person.

  "Brother Bao." Ma Xiao Jian exclaimed.

  "Hmm." Yang Zongbao didn't say to turn on the light, giving the girl opposite him some time to tidy up her clothes.

  Ma Xiao Jian probably realized it too and tidied himself up before turning on the light: "Bao Ge, why didn't you turn on the light?"

  Guangming returned to Yang Zongbao's side once again. However, the sudden light made Yang Zongbao reflexively close his eyes. When he opened them again, Yang Zongbao immediately blinked a few more times, pulled Ma Xiaojian towards him and whispered: "Your taste is really heavy."

  "Right, isn't it beautiful? That face is truly perfect." Ma Xiao Jian gazed at the person he brought back in a daze.

  Yang Zongbao thought to himself: "Ah, it's too perfect. It's so perfect that it doesn't seem like the real thing."

  "Hello." The other party was very generous and greeted Yang Zongbao.

  "Hello. If I'm not mistaken, you have potato chips in your hand, if you don't mind..." Yang Zongbao's intention couldn't be clearer.

  "Of course, let's do it together, I still have beer." The beauty was very generous. She naturally sat on the floor in front of the sofa, put the beer potato chips and some cooked food on the coffee table.

  Yang Zongbao didn't stand on ceremony either and opened a bag of potato chips.

  "Want a beer? We're getting ready to watch the game tonight..." The beautiful woman handed Yang Zongbao an open can of beer.

  Yang Zongbao made up his mind: "I won't drink a single drop of wine."

  "Don't force him anymore. He's a weirdo." Ma Xiaojian turned on the TV: "The game is starting, don't talk about it." Ma Xiaojian took the beer from the beautiful woman's hand and gulped down a big mouthful himself.

  The beauty smiled shyly at Yang Zongbao.

  "How did you two meet?" Yang Zongbao saw that the beauty wasn't very interested in baseball either, and it was strange for Ma Xiaojian to find such a beautiful woman, so he stuffed his mouth with potato chips and forced himself to speak up.

  "We met in the school's self-study room, you can say it was fate?" Ma Xiao Jian leaned over and snatched a potato chip from the beautiful woman's hand. At the same time, he took advantage of the angle where no one could see and sucked on the tip of the beauty's finger.

  Yang Zongbao's hair stood on end.

  "Can't you be quieter?" Yu Tie Nan smelled the aroma and couldn't bear to search it out. He sat down at the foot of Yang Zongbao with a thud and began wolfing down his food.

  The ball game wasn't over yet when Yang Zongbao discovered that Ma Xiaojian and the beauty had both disappeared. No need to think, they must have sneaked into a small room for some sweetness.

  Yang Zongbao continued eating, paying attention to the movement at the door at all times.

  "Don't be like a thief, listening to others' private conversations is not what a decent person does." Yu Tie Nan said with his head leaned back on the sofa after finishing his meal.

  "No, I just think that girl is a bit too pretty."

  Yu Tie Nan gave Yang Zong Bao a white eye: "You're too laid back, haven't you seen beautiful women before? That's Ma Xiao Jian's new girlfriend, probably planning to do something tonight. Unfortunately, you bumped into her, and not only that, but also eating and drinking in the living room as if no one knew you were a third wheel."

  "You don't understand what I mean, I'm saying that girl is too beautiful." Yang Zongbao explained.

  "It's quite pretty. Haven't you seen something that pretty before?" Yu Tiennan thought Yang Zongbao was overreacting: "That's Ma Xiaojian's girlfriend, don't..."

  "Where did you go? You didn't understand what I meant. Let me put it another way, that girl is too perfect." Yang Zongbao thought for a moment and reorganized his words.

  "Too perfect? You mean... " Yu Tie Nan seemed to understand Yang Zong Bao's meaning: "Nowadays, many people get plastic surgery. These have already opened up and don't matter anymore."

  "But what about the man's integrity?"

  "What?" Yu Tie Nan spat out a mouthful of beer without swallowing it.

  Yang Zongbao touched his face and calmly said: "There's an Adam's apple. The eyes, nose, and mouth have all been moved. The skeleton is clearly a man's skeleton, although estrogen has been used, the body lines are not very smooth, and the pelvis is narrow. I don't know if the lower body was cleaned up, if not..."

  "Ah..."

  After a loud shout, Ma Xiao Jian ran out of the room wearing only his underpants, with a look of utter shock on his face.

  Yu Tie Nan threw a admiring glance at Yang Zongbao.

  Everyone was silent, staring at Ma Xiaojian's door which was half-closed, as if there was something terrifying inside.

  After a long while, accompanied by the rustling sound, the beauty walked out from inside. She gave Ma Xiaojian a resentful glance and opened the door to leave. The whole process was still quite calm.

  "Oh my god, I'm scared to death." Ma Xiao Jian sat down on the ground after his "girlfriend" left.

  "Legs gone soft? Just a few minutes?" Yu Tie Nan deliberately teased Ma Xiao Jian.

  "Go, you don't know how terrifying it is." Ma Xiao Jian's face turned red, and he was too embarrassed to say what had happened.

  "Cut, and what's more, being scared silly by someone else's little brother?" Yu Tie Nan continued to tease Ma Xiao Jian.

  Normally everyone is a close friend, it's not easy to come across something that can be used to attack someone, and you don't even take advantage of it? That's really infuriating.

  "What's with the little brother?" Of course, Ma Xiao Jian pretended to be stupid and played dumb.

  "Don't pretend anymore. If it's a beauty, can she scare you like this? Can you still get up? Don't leave any hidden illness behind." Yu Tie Nan looked at Ma Xiao Jian's underwear with ill intentions.

  Ma Xiao Jian hastily crossed his legs and begged for mercy: "Brothers, how did you know? You scared me to death."

  "There is a superior man here." Yu Tiennan pretended to be elegant and bowed to Yang Zongbao.

  "Bro, how did you figure it out?" Ma Xiaojian's face was gloomy. Probably thinking that earlier when the two of them took off their clothes, oh god, all the body parts were the same, whatever the other person had, he also had. At that moment, his butt tightened up and he fled desperately.

  "It's obvious at a glance, only an idiot like you can't see it." Yang Zongbao scolded Yu Tiannan into the room with one stick.

  Ma Xiao Jian used coughing to cover up his own embarrassment.

  "What's going on, tomorrow you're going to have a physical exam for the new freshmen, and you'll see a group of shiny little birds, but today just one has already scared you like this. Isn't that right?" Yang Zongbao lazily fell onto the sofa, which was his favorite spot in the dormitory.

  "Who told you I'm going for a physical check-up?" Ma Xiao Jian now has psychological trauma.

  "Guo Jingjing."

  "I'm going. Ever since you left, that woman has been bothering me all the time. But I don't have to be in close contact with a bunch of stinky men anyway. I'm the one who checks girls' breasts."

  Ma Xiao Jian suddenly regained his second-rate nature, and his eyes burst forth with a fierce fighting spirit.

  "This is discrimination."

  Yu Tie Nan let out a loud shout and started fighting with Ma Xiao Jian.

  Yang Zongbao knew that from the moment Yu Tiannan came out and spoke to him, everything was already understood.

  Next time, three people eat and watch the ball, two people drink. What a decadent university life.

  The next morning, Yang Zongbao and others were awakened by Guo Jingjing knocking on the door.

  Guo Jingjing led three people who had not yet opened their eyes to the cafeteria door, and each of them was stuffed with a palm-sized bun. Then she led the three people to the grand auditorium, where each one was arranged in a venue.

  It wasn't until then that the three of them came to their senses. Yu Tie Nan and Yang Zong Bao looked at Ma Xiao Jian, who was suddenly refreshed and revitalized, and they were both itching with anger.

  Yang Zongbao was taken to the stage in the auditorium, where a curtain had already been drawn. Yang Zongbao's territory was inside. Yu Tiennan was nowhere to be found. However, Yang Zongbao probably didn't blame him, because Guo Jingjing might have intentionally set him up to really inspect the new birds. He was still laughing at others last night, but didn't expect to get his comeuppance today.

  Yang Zongbao sat down in the middle chair. Guo Jingjing also stood on one side and shouted loudly: "Come in, seven of you."

  Seven boys came in together.

  "Take off your clothes." Yang Zongbao didn't say anything extra.

  Seven boys were at a loss, some began to undress.

  "Take off your pants." Yang Zongbao really didn't want to say too much.

  "Huh? Those freshmen absolutely didn't think that taking off pants was an option. Moreover, if it were only Yang Zongbao alone, it would be okay to say. But there's also Guo Jingjing present. Even for those who have passed puberty and sacrificed countless toilet paper, there are really not many who can take off their pants in front of a woman."

  Seven people jostled and pushed each other.

  "Take off."

  Guo Jie let out a loud roar.

  Seven little guys, one after another, quickly pulled their pants down to their ankles. Their movements were neat and uniform, not dragging at all. It seems that the results of September's military training are still there.

  "Line up, one by one, come over." Yang Zongbao hooked his fingers.

  The calves covered their treasures with their hands and walked one by one in front of Yang Zongbao.

  "Go away."

  "You want to cut open the package and take out the contents."

  "You're really dirty! Don't you usually wash?"

  "I'm dizzy, what have you done, such a big ulcer and still not treating it? Are you waiting to rot completely and become the last eunuch of this century?"

  “pass。”

  "You also have to..."

  "Is this what you call development?"

  Newborns came in batches and left in batches, with all sorts of strange things happening. Yang Zongbao's eyes were filled with small birds.

  Guo Jingjing stood beside, smiling with her eyes open, probably because she had teased Yang Zongbao and was delighted in her heart. Who made that little boy always give himself a hard time? Women's hearts are not broad-minded.

  "I'm going to get a drink of water."

  Taking advantage of the brief break, he slipped out under the pretext of getting a drink of water.

  It so happened that Yu Tie Nan and others were outside.

  "Where is it?" Yang Zongbao asked obscenely.

  "Ma Xiao Jian has arrived, he's on the second floor." Yu Tie Nan was also somewhat excited.

  The two of them coincidentally tidied up their white coats and, combined with their decent-looking faces, instantly attracted the attention of a group of young girls.

  There were those who flirted, and those who posed coquettishly, but none of them could capture the attention of the two. They had a more important goal - the place where the girls on the second floor would be having their physical examination. Earlier, Ma Xiaojian had already secretly sent them a message, describing the feeling of being in heaven.