Chapter 1: The Office's Unspoken Rules...

  "Uh, my husband and I in our dreams..."

  The middle-aged woman's words almost made Yang Zongbao's sanity collapse, and he burst out laughing. He took a quiet look at the daughter who came with him, her face pale and standing aside: "Let's go."

  "What's wrong?" The middle-aged woman still unknowingly told her daughter not to interfere with other people's business.

  "Run, and still think it's not embarrassing enough."

  After his daughter and wife were dragged out of the consulting room, Yang Zongbao burst out laughing. Pregnant in a dream? Did she really think she was the Virgin Mary?

  Just as Yang Zongbao washed his hands and turned around, another woman quietly sat down in front of the examination desk.

  "What's wrong?" Yang Zongbao asked routinely.

  "I've been married for many years and still haven't gotten pregnant." The woman was elegant and wore a pair of frameless glasses.

  "How long have you been married?" Yang Zongbao asked about the length of their marriage first, because in the absence of any measures, not getting pregnant after two years is when they need to get checked.

  "It's been eight years. My husband and I only started trying for a baby after we finished our PhDs, but it's been eight years and still no news." The woman said with embarrassment.

  "You all go and have a full check-up first." Yang Zongbao prepares to write a prescription.

  "We did it, I did it, he also did it. These are the test results, take a look."

  Yang Zongbao took over the woman's test sheet and looked at it page by page. The only result was that everything was completely normal.

  "Your test results are completely normal. Why didn't you get pregnant?" Yang Zongbao muttered to himself: "Is your husband around?"

  "It's right outside," the woman said hastily.

  "Come together and ask," Yang Zongbao thought that in this matter, it would be better for the husband and wife to be present to understand the specific situation.

  The man also walked in quickly, a spirited man.

  The couple was embarrassed, Yang Zongbao even more so, not knowing how to start. After all, he had no experience with consultations. It took him a long time to finally squeeze out a sweaty face: "Your marital life is normal, right?"

  "Huh?" The couple was puzzled.

  "Is it just a few times a week?" Yang Zongbao let go and didn't bother to cover up anymore. It suddenly became smooth.

  "It's okay, it happens twice," the man replied.

  "Then every time..."

  "Every time it's internal... injection..." The man also felt uneasy, it was really embarrassing to say something to a younger doctor, and Yang Zongbao looked relatively young, in short, all these reasons added up made the other party feel uneasy.

  "Hmm, that's good." Yang Zongbao felt that he couldn't just let the patient lead him by the nose: "Have you had sex education classes?"

  "Sex education? That's not necessary, is it? How old are you? Don't you know that stuff?" Yang Zongbao's expression relaxed, and the man also relaxed. Indeed an elite, his words were extremely reasonable.

  "Unless I have your wife examined? You go out first?" Yang Zongbao asked.

  "This...". The woman hesitated: "Check where?"

  "Hmm..." Yang Zongbao steeled himself and pointed a hand to check the bed.

  The woman looked at her husband. Her husband then took a look at Yang Zongbao, gritted his teeth, and made up his mind to say: "Wife, show it to him. He doesn't understand anything like that."

  Yang Zongbao almost got hurt from hearing this.

  The man didn't go out either, while the woman took off her pants and lay on the bed with her feet up.

  Yang Zongbao put on gloves and picked up an ophthalmoscope very professionally...

  A moment later, Yang Zongbao calmly sat down at the table. He picked up the phone and called Zhou Yi: "You immediately find a very clear pornographic disc to the provincial hospital's obstetrics and gynecology clinic to find me, hurry."

  "What's wrong? Is there something wrong with my wife?" The man asked hurriedly.

  "No, no, no, you've got it wrong, your wife is fine."

  "Why did you call then? Is it some incurable disease?" The man was anxious.

  "Yes, doctor, if there's anything wrong, just tell me." The woman pulled up her pants and also came out to ask.

  "Wait a minute, wait a minute, you have a drink of water first." Yang Zongbao unusually poured a cup of water for the patient and his family, letting them wait patiently.

  20 minutes later, Zhou Yi rushed over in a flurry, asking for directions to the ward where Yang Zongbao was located. When he saw someone in the ward, he hesitated for a moment. He pulled Yang Zongbao aside and quietly opened his outer garment, shoving a plate into Yang's hand: "All-around, high-definition, my treasure." Zhou Yi had made up his mind to give Yang Zongbao a taste of defeat, so that he could have something to be proud of too. In fact, Zhou Yi didn't really know what this so-called competitiveness was all about.

  "That's it, but I have to give it to someone." Yang Zongbao ignored Zhou Yiti's eager eyes and walked in front of the couple, handing them a plate and saying: "Follow the movements on top, you will definitely get pregnant."

  "This..."

  Ignoring the couple staring blankly at the disc, they were forcibly pushed out.

  "Master, that's my treasure! You just gave it away like that... you, you, you..." Zhou Yi pointed at Yang Zongbao, unable to speak. That was a classic among classics, high-definition and uncoded, and even more rare was the Chinese translation. Zhou Yi shed two lines of tears.

  "What's wrong with you? I just met two PhDs." Yang Zongbao said slowly: "Many years without pregnancy, normal conjugal life every week."

  "What's so strange about it?" Zhou Yi didn't understand.

  "That woman is still a virgin."

  "Why?" Zhou Yi still didn't understand thoroughly.

  "You said it, normal life - a place for girls..." Yang Zongbao sat down in his own position and induced.

  "You're saying......" Zhou Yi's eyes widened: "You're saying......"

  "Right." Yang Zongbao confirmed Zhou Yi's thoughts.

  "Awesome, this is a typical high IQ and low ability!" Zhou Yi excitedly ran around the room.

  "Alright, nothing's wrong, you can go back now, I still have work to do." Yang Zongbao dismissed the guest.

  Zhou Yi leaned in close to Yang Zongbao, instinctively pinching his shoulder and saying: "Master told me to stay here, it's really fun. By the way, tell them to do that thing on top again, someone will die." Zhou Yi suddenly discovered something was off.

  "That's not your problem anymore." Yang Zongbao despised this kid Zhou Yi, who was making a big fuss over nothing. But unexpectedly, obstetrics and gynecology was quite interesting, and he didn't know why Ma Xiaojian from the breast department would be working in the OB-GYN clinic. Fortunately, his shift was only for the morning, and his own relief was almost due.

  This morning, I watched two extreme products and was quite happy. Yang Zongbao arrived at the end of work time to prepare for get off work, but unexpectedly in the last minute, a 60-year-old elderly woman came, with wrinkles on her face that could pinch mosquitoes to death and even flies to death. When she spoke, the smell almost suffocated Yang Zongbao to death. She couldn't walk in by herself, and was supported by a woman who should be her daughter.

  "Doctor, I've got my period." The old woman was indeed more open-minded than women of other ages.

  "How old are you?" Yang Zongbao carefully observed the old woman's face and felt that she looked a bit anemic.

  "I'm 67."

  "Ah, this can't be possible." Zhou Yi said softly beside him.

  Yang Zongbao glared at him and continued: "Go check."

  However, seeing the old woman didn't move, he added: "If you feel uncomfortable with me, I can help you find a female doctor."

  "No, no, no need for that, just get me some hemostatic medicine." The old woman refused the examination.

  "This is very dangerous for some unknown reason."

  Yang Zongbao bluntly said that although patients are gods, it's only when the time is right. Can't just prescribe medicine randomly without any principle, can we?

  "This..."

  Yang Zongbao saw her hesitation and said to the woman next to her, "You are her daughter, right? Sorry, could you please go out for a while?"

  "I'm her daughter-in-law, what's going on? I shouldn't be here?" The woman was actually the old lady's daughter-in-law.

  "This examination is a very private matter, so could you please leave for a while?"

  "Alright." The woman hesitated for a moment but eventually agreed.

  The old woman lay on the examination bed. Yang Zongbao put on gloves, examined her, threw away the gloves in the trash can, and sat at the desk to start writing a prescription.

  "How is the doctor?" the old woman asked.

  "You want to sew a needle, not a monthly affair."

  "I can't thread a needle, doctor." The old woman's actions were very unusual.

  "Why?" Yang Zongbao was puzzled.

  "This thing has spread to our village where we have to soak pig cages. Doctor, just give me some medicine and let me go back." The old woman requested.

  ……

  After sending away the old woman, Zhou Yi asked, "Why did you say she was overworked?"

  "What's your opinion?" Yang Zongbao replied irritably.

  "Why?" Zhou Yi didn't understand.

  "For the sake of family harmony. As I said, it's good to rest more, and at such an old age, doing less farm work is also necessary. Women in the city retire at 50." Yang Zongbao packed up his things.

  "But it's clearly not like that." Zhou Yi was still protesting.

  "It's none of your business how others live their lives, and besides, medical records only show results, what causes them is irrelevant."

  Yang Zongbao had not yet left the hospital when Ma Xiaojian's phone rang again.

  "You little scamp, don't say you won't come back and make me cover for you, I'm not sure I can still be on good terms with you." Yang Zongbao brought up the phone call and quickly shut the other person's mouth.

  "Brother, you're my real brother. I'm in a bit of trouble here, the train has stopped halfway and I need your help. Brother, can you lend me a hand?" Ma Xiao Jian begged: "This afternoon, there's something that needs to be taken care of, it's a bit troublesome, please arrange for an operating room and also act as the anesthesiologist, brother, can you help me out?"

  "You little brat, your tone is getting bolder and bolder? You've got a lot of nerve, now you want to go to the operating room?" This Ma Xiao Jian really doesn't give himself any face, opening his mouth to ask for the operating room. Is this something he can decide on his own? He's really unreliable.

  "Oh, I made a mistake. It was you who arranged for the surgery room to be moved, and they paid the surgical fees because they wanted to do it at an empty time, as it's a bit embarrassing." Ma Xiaojian knew that Yang Zongbao had misunderstood, so he quickly explained.

  "What?" Yang Zongbao was incredulous.

  "Brother, let's do it tonight, don't bring any girls, that would be embarrassing for us guys. I've already sent him to find you, just wait a bit."

  Ma Xiao Jian finished speaking and hung up the phone, before Yang Zong Bao could even respond.

  "You're just asking for it. Come back and I'll skin you alive. How dare you bully my master!" Zhou Yihao was furious, as he had overheard the arrogant tone on the phone earlier.

  "Is Dr. Yang in?" Suddenly, a 2-meter-tall man walked in through the open door.

  "I am. Who are you?" Yang Zongbao didn't think this was what Ma Xiaojian meant by "brother".

  "I was introduced by Ma Xiaojian." The 2-meter-tall man said with embarrassment.

  "What's wrong with you?" Zhou Yi said hastily, because the newcomer didn't look like he was ill.

  The 2-meter-tall giant didn't show any mercy and immediately started taking off his clothes.

  "What are you going to do? We're decent people, don't even think about it." Zhou Yi changed his gestures in front of him, trying to stop him.