Three Extra Chapters of the Book

  Extra Chapter 1: A Ranking of Beautiful Women

  The night of the senior basketball farewell game, Xiao Nai stayed overnight at school.

  Because they defeated the Architecture Department, Yu Gong was very excited and celebrated outside for a while. He still didn't feel satisfied, so he pulled two people from another dormitory to play mahjong and upgrade their skills. They also ordered some beer and snacks, chatting while playing cards.

  As they chatted, it was inevitable that they would bring up the shocking pink lightning event of last night - Xiao Tiancai surprisingly made a stunning move before graduation and became a couple with campus beauty Bai Weiwei.

  Lao Qi said: "I knew Lao San was always an efficiency expert, but I didn't know he was so efficient! He's like a swift thunderbolt that steals the bell, and has already settled the second-ranked beauty in school! I admire him, I'm completely convinced."

  Houzi Wine said: "Actually, if Lao San had settled on Meng Yiran, who ranked first, I wouldn't be surprised. Does Lao San know that Meng Yiran?"

  Lao Da usually doesn't gossip, but after drinking some beer, he started talking more: "I remember last year who ranked first was controversial, and then San Di Mei lost?"

  Mo Zha said: "It's said that San Shu didn't have that kind of purity."

  In the midst of the noise, the male lead Xiao Nai spoke up: "What ranking list?"

  Everyone: "......"

  The fool who was playing games shouted: "You don't even know the beauty ranking of our school's girls?"

  Xiao Nai said: "I don't know."

  Yu Gong got excited, threw down the card in his hand, opened his laptop, logged onto the school forum, found the post and handed the laptop to him: "Look! The school beauty ranking list, with photos."

  Everyone in the dormitory was excitedly waiting for Xiao Nai to comment, but Xiao Nai just glanced at it and started playing mahjong with his left hand while typing on the keyboard with his right hand.

  Is he going to leave a message online?

  Everyone in the dormitory became even more excited.

  After knocking for a while, Xiao Nai returned the computer to Yu Gong. The monkey shouted: "Quickly read out Lao San's message."

  Yu Gong repeatedly replied: "Good good good."

  However, when he refreshed it, the webpage displayed - "Page not found". Yu Gong couldn't believe it and refreshed it again and again, but found that no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't open the post. But refreshing other posts on the forum was fine.

  The foolish old man was indignant: "What have you done?"

  "This list with such inaccurate data is useless." Xiao Nai said calmly, then pushed the mahjong tiles in front of her, "Thirteen orphans, I've won."

  The ranking of the dormitories of the two great gods outside the ordinary

  After being with Xiao Nai, there was a question that had puzzled Wei Wei for a long time - why did Yu Gong and the others, who were obviously older than Xiao Nai, call him "Old Three" and her "Third Aunt"?

  One day I asked Xiao Nai, who was reading a book at the time, and he replied, "Hmmm, technical issue."

  "Huh?" He faintly heard a vague sound, "What technique?"

  Xiao Nai said: "Sweeping away landmines, they lost."

  Later, Weiwei heard the complete version of the mine-sweeping event from Yu Gong. Yu Gong's classmate indignantly described how Xiao Nai was so sinister when he was young, and how after discovering that he was the youngest, he silently took out his notebook and provoked in a calm tone: "If you're a man, speak with strength."

  Yu Gong's classmate still feels depressed when talking about it: "Why did I have to compare strength with him!"

  When asking questions, Weiwei didn't know these details yet, but just by mentioning the two words "sweeping mines", she was stunned, and then discovered a problem: "Huh? So you lost to Lao Da?"

  Xiao Nai gave her a glance, with an expression of "how could I possibly lose".

  "He's the big boss."

  Xiao Nai said: "I give up."

  Weiwei was very suspicious: "Are you really this good?"

  "The eldest is supposed to yield to the younger, but still has to take charge."

  "..."

  Beyond the Three Treasures Baby Naming Record

  Professor Lin was overjoyed today, why? His own daughter-in-law is pregnant. Professor Lin was so happy that he himself became a father at the age of twenty and thought it was early enough, but unexpectedly, this year she's only forty-seven and is about to become a grandmother.

  Professor Lin was in no mood for work that day, and went around finding people to subtly show off to. Each person had to listen for at least ten minutes. By lunchtime, the entire history department knew, and by evening when classes were over, all of A University's teachers knew about this astonishing good news: the Xiao family was going to produce another genius.

  After class, Professor Lin rushed to his son's house with an old dictionary.

  Welcomed by his daughter-in-law, Professor Lin sat down on the sofa, with his son and daughter-in-law sitting opposite him. Professor Lin looked at his daughter-in-law with extra kindness, oh dear, this child was likable from the start, now she's even more likable as time passes. Nowadays, young people, especially the pretty ones, all care about their figures and whatnot, who would be willing to have a baby so quickly, none of them are like her.

  Professor Lin looked at Weiwei from head to toe and said kindly: "I came today to discuss the name of your child."

  She saw her mother-in-law enter with a dictionary and was mentally prepared, so she wasn't surprised.

  "But I've already thought of a name on the way."

  Professor Lin smiled proudly and said, "What's wrong with being called Xiao Bao Bei?"

  Slightly startled.

  What is called "vulgarity is elegance" and what is called "great skill appears clumsy", this name has it all. Professor Lin was too pleased with himself, thinking that he had chosen a truly exceptional name. Afraid that his son and daughter-in-law would not understand the merits of this name, Professor Lin hastened to explain in detail.

  "Look, Weiwei, this name has your surname in it, so people will know at a glance that you're the one who gave birth to him."

  "..."

  "Son, look, putting your wife's surname in your son's name, people will know at a glance that you dote on your wife."

  Xiao Nai: “......”

  Professor Lin thought the more he thought about this name, the more satisfied he was. The meaning is good and beautiful, and it sounds smooth when read aloud. It's too suitable for his long-awaited grandson. However, naming is a matter of a lifetime, so it must be taken seriously.

  "I called up a friend who is well-versed in name studies and asked him again."

  Professor Lin was visibly excited today, and as he spoke, he picked up the phone next to the sofa and started dialing. In a moment, he was chatting incessantly with someone on the phone.

  Across from the sofa, Weiwei was still in a daze. Xiao Nai approached her and whispered in her ear, "Can I go to my room to play games?"

  He actually wanted to leave her alone to deal with his mother! She glared at him slightly: "One person does things, one person takes responsibility, you dare to run away."

  Xiao Nai's eyebrows slightly raised, a hint of smile flashed in his eyes, and he intentionally slowed down his speech: "Are you sure it was just me who did it?"

  ……

  Can you be more shameless? Her eyes expressed her contempt subtly.

  Yes.

  "Sir, calm down, I will definitely..."

  Pausing for a moment with a smile, "You reap what you sow."

  Professor Lin on the other side has already communicated with Master Xuan, and after hanging up the phone, he said happily: "The master thinks this name is good, I think it's settled then. It's suitable for both boys and girls."

  "Oh God, no! She shouldn't be resented by her own child for the rest of her life." Just as Weiwei was thinking of a suitable way to refuse, Xiao Nai beat her to it and flatly refused: "No way."

  "How can it not be?" was vetoed by his son, and Professor Lin was very angry.

  "Homophone."

  Looking at him with a hint of suspicion, no way, such an awkward name, and there's actually someone else with the same name?

  Professor Lin was also very suspicious, and under the distrustful gaze of the two women, Xiao Nai said calmly: "I know someone with this name, yesterday, I even called her several times."

  It's almost certain, the great god is talking nonsense. Yesterday was a weekend and it rained, they stayed at home as a couple all day, where would they know someone called "Xiao Baobei" and even call several times...

  Wait!

  Shaw Bao Bei, Shaw Bao Bei... Little Treasure... Darling...

  No way!

  A faint flash of last night and many previous nights' fragments in her mind, she looked at someone with suspicion, and that person smiled elegantly back at her.

  A faint smile appeared on her face then——

  Flushed

  It's all over

  It's purple

  ……

  Finally, someone's foot was ruthlessly trampled on.

  "Is the name really heavy? That's not good, my grandson's name must be unique." Without noticing his wife's strange expression, Professor Lin flipped through the dictionary again, worriedly, "What should we call him after all?"

  The night grew darker, and it was almost rush hour. My mom had been wandering around for a long time, while my dad was still at home with an empty stomach. So Xiaonai concluded succinctly: "Doesn't he have hands? Wait until he's born, let him turn the pages himself."

  ……

  ……

  Some mother: How did I give birth to such a son?

  Some wife: How did I marry such a husband?

  Someone... got a shock: How did I end up with such a dad, I want to be reborn! (┬┬＿┬┬)

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