Chapter 1

  Death.

  It sucks, you know?

  Actually you probably don't, and how could you? Really... when I think about that, it's not even your fault. No living person has experience with it first hand, and that's a big part of why it's so god-damn awful.

  Fear...

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  Horror...

  Dread...

  Existence...

  Fading off into the black...

  Yeah.

  From birth to the grave, death is all of those above coming at you at once. Each one rolled into the last seamlessly until it's just a giant sphere of black for you to swallow down right at the end. There's not even a hint of choice in the matter. Just the assurance of thick black ink patiently waiting on the last page of life.

  The End.

  It comes down with the curtains, and that's all she wrote.

  Well... not really.

  Not this time, at least.

  You see unlike most, death is where this story begins.

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  I will be posting the first book of The Snake Report here. Updates will occur on a regular basis until the whole first book with all its chapters have been uploaded. I hope you enjoy!