Hello!

  Wercwercwerc here. I'll bet some of you have been wondering where I've been all this time. Where the heck has wercwercwerc run off to, what's the deal? Has he abandoned us? Why the heck is Roundabout such a catchy tune?

  These are good questions.

  To answer some of them out of order: I have not abandoned you, Yes is a fantastic band, and I've been working very hard to clean up the Snake Report for publishing.

  So hard, in fact, that it's done.

  Yup.

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  Ebook. Paperback. Cleaned up and Self-published. The Snake Report is now a real book. If you're interested, it's all on Amazon, just a few clicks away. Exciting stuff, about damn time- but... that's not really why I'm here.

  Most of you have already read The Snake Report, haven't you?

  "Book I?" You're asking. "We read Book I! What about Book II, you hiatus-taking jerk!"

  Oh, I can hear it now.

  The beautiful call, echoing over the mountain tops with the immortal voice of Dragonhell420: "MOAAAARE"

  More.

  Well, today's your lucky day. I've got some great news for you.

  The second book has been under construction for some time now. A rare few of you might even have read ahead a little, and know things are well underway. Book II is very much alive.

  And it's approaching a return to RRL.

  All Hail The Tiny Snake God!

  See you guys in a couple months.