Hi. I'm the mysterious man. When I was was only 14. I was hit by a car. My mama had to sell my sister to pay for "heart surgery". When I was "17" I was sexually masturbating and then I went into the "closet. Anyways, that's how I learned my dad is gay. I went through the portal. And I found a troop of elves. Then I, the Mysterious Man, was suddenly 45 years old.

  Taken from Royal Road, this narrative should be reported if found on Amazon.

  Part 2:

  I found myself in a cottage. There was a man. He knocked me out with a lamp using telekinesis. I woke up and shot 2 elves with a glock. I decapitated an elf with a sword. After untying the man of his binds. I let him walk ahead of me. This man happened to find the most powerful sword in existence. I tried to take it but I forgot I had a gun so I didn't use it. He killed me then I summoned a tornado.

  The End.