(Akatsuki’s POV)

  I stood at the top of the mountain. Lilulana is standing beside me, waiting. I decided to wait to reveal my abilities when Yukari arrives. And today is the day that she will return. I only told Lilulana that a someone special is returning.

  Yukari will teleport close to my location, so no matter where I am, she will be able to find me. She sent a telepathic message for me that she will bring someone hat developing something important and that I will like the surprise.

  Lilulana is a bit anxious, but since I told her that’s alright she’s a bit calmer. A magic circle appears on the ground, and, above the circle, two people appear. One of them is an ikemen, and the other one is Yukari, that immediately jumps on my chest, hugging me and rubbing her cheeks against my chest.

  (Yukari): “Master! MasterMasterMasterMasterMasterMasterMaster!!!!”

  I also hug her tightly.

  (Akatsuki): “I also missed you a lot, Yukari.”

  Suddenly, she stops, and stare at my chest.

  (Yukari): “Master, did something happened to your skin? It feels different from the usual.”

  (Akatsuki): “Yeah, something happened. Anyway, you will see soon, since we be will be naked in no time.”

  Yukari blushed like a maiden, but her face showed the lewdest smile that she was able to make. I love this smile. She’s by no means innocent, she has a fucked-up mind. This personality of hers and her mad loyalty and love must really make some interesting death threating scenes.

  One example of this happened right now. She looked at Lilulana, smiling. Slowly, her smile turned terrifying. Lilulana froze.

  (Yukari): “Hoh~, I see some vermin lurking around the perfect body of my Master. I shall clean things up- “

  (Akatsuki): “She’s my new disciple.”

  (Yukari): “Oh my, she’s so cute! Nice to meet you, I’m Master’s personal maid Yukari! It will be a pleasure to work with you for now on! Although Master’s training is hard, you will become a lot stronger! Don’t give up!”

  Immediately her threat made 180 degrees change, becoming extremely friendly. Lilulana looks at her with pure shock. Yukari is way too fun. I look at the ikemen, who flinches when I look at him. Yukari turns her attention to him and say in a perfectly calm and cheerful tone.

  (Yukari): “Trash, bow before my Master before I rip off your nails and make you eat them one by one.”

  Immediately, the guy falls on his knees, performing a perfect sliding dogeza, stopping right in front of me.

  (Zenon): “It’s my greatest honor to meet you, Great Master! My worthless name is Zenon!”

  (Akatsuki): “You can relax, I know that Yukari have scared you… a lot, but I’m not into this kind of thing.”

  (Zenon): “h-hai…”

  (Akatsuki): “So, what are you making?”

  He explained to me his status card, giving me one.

  (Zenon): “You will need to let one drop of your blood fall on it. Although it isn’t complete, you can at least check your titles. If you want, you can say “project status” so that you can literally project your status in the air to show it to other people. I plan to kame it so that you can hide specific parts of your status.”

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  Hoh~. I immediately bite my thumb, making a wound. Of course, it regenerates immediately, but now my teeth are dirty with my blood. Using the same thumb that I bit to clean the blood, I rub it on the status card.

  (Akatsuki): “Project Status.”

  Then, a blue window was projected in the air, and what we saw let us with our mouths agape.

  There are a lot more titles, like, hundreds of titles, including Unsung Hero and Technique Master. Goddammit, I have way too many titles. Yukari was panting when she saw the Godly Lover, but whatever.

  (Akatsuki): “I’m looking forward to see my status. Anyway, Lilulana, do you want one?”

  (Lilulana): “Yes, I want!”

  (Yukari): “how do you feel, Master?”

  (Akatsuki): “I do feel stronger. This thing is the real deal. You should get one too, Yukari… also, don’t show it in front of anyone besides me, alright? I have the feeling that your titles will be a bit…”

  (Yukari): “…………. I understand your worries, Master. I shall show you my titles this night. *Pant**Pant*.”

  Oh, she’s panting again. I guess that three years were very lonely for her. Petting her head, I throw a blank card to Lilulana. Then, she drops blood into it, projecting her titles.

  Of course, she has much more titles than that. But…

  (Lilulana): “I’M NOT A PERVERT!!! I TIRED TO RUN AWAY, I SWEAR!!!!! UUAAAANNNNNNNN!!!”

  She falls on her knees, crying. Yukari kneeled beside her saying “It’s alright, don’t cry” with a soft voice. I look at Zenon, who flinches again.

  (Akatsuki): “Thank you for that.”

  (Zenon): “A-ah, it’s me who have to thank you. Miss Yukari provided a lot of funds, and we were able to advance the developing of the status card a lot.”

  (Akatsuki): “Yeah. Yukari, send him back. I’m not interested in training him.”

  (Yukari): “Yes, master. So, that’s it, vermin. I will send you back now. Work properly, or I will break your fingers one by one.”

  (Zenon): “Y-yes.”

  (Lilulana): “Treat the founder of the adventurer’s like this…”

  (Akatsuki): “Don’t worry about it.”

  (Lilulana): “Yeah, I’m already used to it.”

  She sights, with her face filled with despair. Yukari moves her hand, teleporting Zenon away. Turning back, I stretch myself.

  (Akatsuki): “Anyway, let’s go back. Today is a special day, so Lilulana, you will have a break today. I want to Enjoy Yukari’s cooking after a long time.”

  (Lilulana): “Thank the gods… so, how we will do it during the night? Do you want me to stay out of the cave or…”

  (Akatsuki): “What do you mean?”

  She blushes and avoids looking at our eyes.

  (Lilulana): “Well, Miss Yukari is your lover after all, it would be awkward for me to hinder you time alone and, you know, that.”

  (Akatsuki): “? I don’t particularly mind if you watch.”

  (Yukari): “Me neither. Shina-chan did peek at us when we were doing it after all.”

  She blushed even more, her face was completely red.

  (Lilulana): “W-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-what are you both saying?! You don’t mind that someone watch you both naked doing that?!”

  (Akatsuki): “Well, I don’t mind being seen naked. But Yukari is a different thing. I would allow other woman to see her naked, since they are of the same sex, but I won’t forgive a man. Only I can look at her naked.”

  (Yukari): “I also don’t mind being seen naked by another woman. Of course, the only man that can look at my naked body is my master. Also, I don’t mind is someone see my Master naked, I can understand the need to see such perfection after all. But touching is only with my Master’s and my permission. I would have to cut off the hand that touch him without permission after all.”

  (Lilulana): “…………… Perverts.”

  (Akatsuki): “I don’t have this kind of title. You have.”

  (Lilulana): “That’s so unfair!!!”