"Dads had enough, there are two left... How about we take a break and eat again later?"
Before he could finish, Xiaojingzi quickly grabbed the remaining two buns with one paw and swallowed them in four bites. Then, she licked her small mouth and innocently looked at her silly dad. Bai Xijing was stunned for several seconds before silently scratching the wall.
Has been despised by his son, has the tough glass heart broken? A thirty-year-old man cant even compare to a five-and-a-half-year-old kid, this life is really TM boring!
After finishing the steamed bun, Xiao Jingchen brought over the remaining tofu soup and drank it all up with a gurgling sound. He licked his lips and looked at Bai Xijin, who had turned into a stone statue, and tilted his head in confusion, "Dad?"
Bai Xi Jing woke up with a start, her eyes gazing at the innocent and pure Xian Chen with a complex expression. She silently covered her chest, her stomach hurting terribly!
The warm sunshine on a cold winters day was very soothing, and Xiao Jingchen sat stably beside Bai Xijing with a soft cushion, his hands and feet curled up in a meditative pose, silently reciting Buddhist scriptures. Having cultivated at Bodhi Temple for nearly ten years, Bai Xijing naturally knew what Xiao Jingchen was doing.
He rubbed his temples, damn it, now his head is starting to hurt too!
After finishing reciting the Buddhist scriptures, Xiaojing opened her eyes and saw Bai Xijing already asleep on the chaise longue. She tilted her head in thought for a moment, then quickly ran back to the bedroom, fetched a large blanket, and carefully covered Bai Xijing with it.
She had actually woken up with the first light of dawn, but because she was sleeping too comfortably, she didnt feel like moving. Now that she felt Xiao Jings meticulous care, it seemed that this twenty-four filial old dad hadnt been in vain. He unconsciously hooked his mouth and fell back asleep amidst the peaceful and compassionate Buddha language.
In the peaceful air, a shrill phone ring suddenly rang out. Xiaojing opened her eyes, stunned for a moment, before hastily getting up and walking into the living room. On the corner of the sofa in the living room was an old-fashioned telephone on a cabinet. The day before, Bai Xijing had seriously introduced all the commonly used household appliances at home, including the phone.
She turned her head to glance at Bai Xijing, who was sleeping soundly. Xiao Jingyun climbed onto the sofa, laboriously picked up the receiver, and a "Hello?" rolled around in his throat before it came out. The voice on the other end of the line was a jumbled mess of crying and shouting: "Boss, what do you want to do? You havent come to the company for a week, you dont respond to texts or calls, your phone is turned off... Do you have some kind of idea that youre not telling us about? Why are you abandoning us like this without a word? Waaahhh..."
Xiao Jingcen blinked her eyes and calmly replied, "Wrong number." Then she hung up the phone with a "click".
Xiao Jing struggled to get down from the sofa, just halfway through, the phone rang again, and the ringtone seemed even more piercing and noisy.
Picking up the receiver, this time, the other party gave her ample time to speak, "Hello?"
"...". The receiver was dead silent.
"Hello?"
“……”
"......" Xiao Jingchen fell silent for two seconds before hanging up again.
When the phone rang for the third time, Xiaojingchen still picked up the receiver with a good temper, "Hello?"
"Hello?" The other party finally agreed to normal communication, but the voice was excited and somewhat abnormal. "Is this Bai Xijings home?"
Xiao Jing dusted off her subconscious and glanced at Bai Xi Jing on the balcony, nodding and saying, "Yes, who are you?"
"Who are you?"
"Poverty..." The words "poor monk" almost slipped out, but fortunately the little guy remembered his fathers teachings and stopped himself in time. He blinked his eyes and said seriously, "I am Jingchen, Bai Jingchen."
"......" Bai Jingchen? Ive never heard of this name before, huh?!
Dashi is a old man who has been following Bai Xijing for ten years, and can recite the genealogy of the Bai family without missing a single word. However, he had never heard that the Bai family had a child named Jingchen, and judging from the voice, it should be a very young child.
At this time, Bai Xijing had already walked over, sat on the sofa, held Jingchen in his arms, took the receiver from her hand and put it to his ear. The receiver immediately transmitted a voice full of gossip and rumors, more despicable than the wolf grandma who lured Little Red Riding Hood, "Jingchen little friend, tell uncle what you call Bai Xijing? Dont worry, uncle is a good person, Ill buy you candy later!"
"...Since youre a good person, this years inspection work will be left to you to complete independently!" Bai Xi Jing slightly narrowed his eyes, expressionless and icy cold, intentionally emphasizing the two words "independently", causing the other party to immediately freeze up.
"Huh……" Daisuke was stunned for a full 10 seconds before he finally rebooted, and immediately began to wail, "Waaahhh~, Boss, I was wrong! I really know I was wrong! Why are you being so ruthless and unreasonable? I only inspected it once last year, this time it should be Xiaoyues turn!"
"Shut up."
Two simple words immediately made the big mountain dumbfounded, he choked and sobbed twice before opening his mouth in a wronged tone, "Boss, you havent come to the company for a week already, Austere is still waiting for you!"
“...Let him roll.” A smile with no warmth rose to the corners of his mouth, but Bai Xijings paws gently stroked the small, rounded head of Xiao Jingdian, "I said I wouldnt do business with him."
"But he offered a high price." Da Shan said weakly.
Bai Xi Jing narrowed his eyes again, the smile at the corner of his mouth grew wider, but his slender phoenix eyes were filled with icy coldness. "So greedy for money, do you think Ill buy your life with it?"
"Uh..." Da Shan subconsciously shrunk his neck and muttered, "Then... Ill drive him away."
"After you personally see him off on a special plane leaving Chinas airspace and then come back."
"Yes, no problem."
Hung up the phone, the ice melted away, spring returned to the earth. Bai Xi Jing lowered his head and looked into Xiao Jing Yus confused big eyes, and couldnt help but burst out laughing.
Xiao Jingchen said seriously, "Master said that people at the foot of the mountain have to go to work every day, otherwise they wont have food to eat. The donor just now said that Dad hasnt gone to work for a week, so will we not have food to eat next week?"
"Bai Xijing gritted his teeth and cursed, Bai Zhan Shan, go to hell!".
Far away, in a certain company, Dashan classmate suddenly couldnt help but violently sneezed more than a dozen times. In the end, he covered his bright red nose and looked at his younger brother with tears in his eyes, saying pitifully, "Xiaoshan, do you think Eldest is cursing me again?"
Xiaoyan stroked Dashans head with a handsome face, lightly opened his thin lips, and faintly spat out three words, "You deserved it."
Dà Shān: "......" Weak and timid, a tiny arrow in the heart, fell to the ground and couldnt get up!
His face still wore a silly smile, but his heart was twisted with anxiety. Before he could say anything, Xiao Jingchen continued in a sensible tone, "Dad, you go to work, Ill be very good, absolutely wont cause you any trouble."
Id rather you cause a lot of trouble, being too well-behaved makes Dad feel unaccomplished.
He had originally intended to firmly refuse to return to the company and stay at home with his son, but the words that were about to come out of his mouth were swallowed back. He stroked his smooth chin, narrowed his eyes slightly, and the bad water in his belly began to overflow. His precious son had just started going down the mountain not long ago, and he could count the number of people he knew with one hand, so he was particularly attached to those few little brats he met on the first day, and after a week of persistence, he finally established himself in the juvenile circle of the community.
Its better to take our baby boy out more often, broaden his horizons, and those immature little brats can be eliminated altogether.
Is silly dads wish really going to come true in reality?
Cough... Comrade Bai Xijing, you still havent figured it out? Xiao Jingchens only specialty is... scamming his dad!