The little dust bunny was wrapped in a light brown plush onesie, with a matching hat on his shiny head, which had two semi-circular ears on it. He wore bear-paw-shaped thick cotton shoes on his feet and bear-palm-shaped fingerless gloves on his hands. On his butt, there was a small tail like a pom-pom. The little dust bunny was dressed up by his dad with a bad sense of humor as a humanoid teddy bear doll. With his chubby baby face, pink tender mouth, and round shiny dynamic big eyes, his moist and clear eyes blinked rapidly, instantly killing all the female creatures around him.
From a 90-year-old granny to a 9-month-old kid, everyones eyes lit up like the sun at noon when they saw this real-life teddy bear running and jumping around. Originally, Bai Xijing just wanted to find some fun for his daughter, but he immediately felt wise and brilliant, thinking that his baby was the most adorable one. With his head held high and chest out, the silly dad proudly carried the real-life teddy bear through the admiring gazes of passersby.
Having clothes is not enough, there must be toys too.
Girls generally like Barbie dolls, plush toys, and playing house. Bai Xijing thought she should guide her daughter in this direction, so she took Xiaojing into a specialty store without hesitation. Rows of beautifully packaged Barbie doll sets were displayed on the shelves, attracting the attention of little girls. Cute and cuddly plush toys emitted an enticing glow towards passing little girls. The stores business was not bad, with at least four or five little girls pulling their dads, moms, grandpas, and grandmas to buy toys.
Bai Xi Jing and her daughter immediately caught everyones attention as soon as they walked in. It was unavoidable, although many young parents like to dress their children up like dolls, but those are usually one or two-year-old toddlers, and that kind of wobbly walk is cute on them. Xiao Jingchen was already five and a half years old, and had just surpassed one meter in height. A one-meter-tall child dressed up like a doll would generally look a bit clumsy and out of shape, but unfortunately, Xiao Jingchen was too adorable. As a child who grew up in the mountains, she still retained the purity of nature, and under the influence of Buddhism, her eyes would unconsciously drift with a hint of peacefulness that smelled like sandalwood. Of course, this was just an illusion - in reality, the bald girl was not only not peaceful but also occasionally violent.
The enlarged version of the real-life teddy bear is so cute that it makes ones whole body burst with pink bubbles. A little girl couldnt help but run over and pull on Xiaojingdians paw, pulling him along. Xiaojingdian, who was nestled in his silly fathers arms, couldnt help but lower his head, and saw the little girls sparkling starry eyes. In an instant, Xiaojingdian felt a bit embarrassed, he lifted his foot and struggled free from the little girls grasp, mumbling, "Sir, men and women should keep their distance!!"
Xiao Jings voice was very small, only Dumb Dad and the little girl heard it, but the little girl didnt understand, Dumb Dads face immediately turned black, what is called "male and female are not clear", which one of you two is the "male" ah? ??
The sudden chill in Bai Xijings expression shocked the little girls family, and her grandmother thought that her own granddaughters impolite behavior had angered this father. She hastily pulled her granddaughter back and apologized repeatedly. Although Bai Xijing was annoyed by Xiao Jingchen, he wouldnt show his displeasure to an elderly person, so he nodded slightly. The old lady felt embarrassed and turned to the other side of the counter, while the little girl kept stealing glances at Xiao Jingchen from beside her grandmother.
Bai Xi Jing wasnt good at picking out toys for girls, so he simply picked up a teddy bear that looked decent and handed it to Xiao Jingchen. "Do you like it?"
The teddy bears limbs were slightly open, looking like it was waiting for a hug. Xiaojing looked at her own clothes and then at the same-colored teddy bear, reached out to take it, and turned her head to see how other girls chose their teddy bears. She also pulled on both paws of the two teddy bears with one hand each, and the soft and fluffy teddy bear immediately won Xiaojings favor. Xiaojing couldnt help but purse her lips and smile, revealing two cute dimples. As a result, she got overexcited and used too much force, then...
"Rip!" A loud tearing sound suddenly rang out, startling everyone in the store, whether it was the waitstaff or customers, they all turned their heads to stare at the adorable human-sized teddy bear, only to see that the real-life teddy bears own teddy bear had been ripped from its neck down to its paws, splitting the entire bear in two, with only a small piece of fabric still connecting the soles of its feet. A burst of white cotton filling shot out, and... it looked kind of bloody!
The little raccoons eyes blinked blankly as it stared at the doll in its paws, momentarily unable to react.
The little girl who had just wiped the dust off her shoes was holding a torn teddy bear, and she stared blankly for a moment before bursting into tears with a loud "Waaahhh!" As soon as she started crying, the other little friends also began to cry, all of whom were delicate girls around three or four years old. Its completely normal that they would be scared after witnessing the teddy bear being torn apart by hand!
Suddenly, the whole store was drowned out by the sound of children crying, and parents couldnt help but coax their kids in a low voice, while casting suspicious glances at Bai Xijing, with a hint of "disdain" and "disgust" flashing in their eyes. What kind of cruel father could raise such a bloody and violent daughter?!
The shop assistants couldnt help but exchange glances, finally fixing their gaze on the bewildered Xiao Jingchen. Before they could even open their mouths, Bai Xijing took a step forward and placed the torn doll from Xiao Jingchens hands onto the counter, sternly saying to the shop assistants, "Your dolls are of such poor quality! They break with just a slight touch. If my daughter gets scared, can you take responsibility for that?!"
As he spoke, silly dad threw down a few tickets and, with a flourish, turned around and swaggered away, carrying the still bewildered little Jingchen.
Several shop assistants stared at the neatly stacked RMB on the counter, silently scratching their heads, not a single one of them dared to falsely accuse others and be the first to report.
Bai Xi Jing was not guilty at all. Firstly, it was his daughter who was frightened by the torn paper, but she didnt cry, so whats the big deal about other kids crying? Secondly, although Xiao Jing tore up a teddy bear, he left enough money to compensate for it. Moreover, he didnt ask the shop assistant to compensate his daughter for spiritual damages, which made him a very reasonable parent.
To prevent Xiaojingyun from dismembering the doll again, Bai Xijing bought a giant teddy bear as big as an adult for Xiaojingyun. Xiaojingyun hugged the teddy bear and looked even smaller and cuter, swaying back and forth as she walked down the street, triggering another wave of maternal love.
That night, on the issue of sleep, the father and daughter had a very profound discussion.
The side bedroom next to the master bedroom was newly decorated, adorned with a soft pink dreamy color, like a princess room in a fairy tale, but Xiao Jingchen looked puzzled and asked, "Dad, why do I have to sleep alone here?"
"... actually, Bai Xijing still wanted to sleep with his baby daughter, at least that way his sleep quality would be much better, and it could also improve the parent-child relationship. However, as soon as he thought of his "sons" "thousand jin eight trigrams fist" and "cut off son and grandson leg", Bai Xijing felt a severe stomachache. Before, he didnt feel that way, but now that he replaced "son" with "daughter", he had a feeling of heavenly chaos and a sense of desperation."
"Dad, arent you afraid of the dark? Can one person really sleep?"
Bai Xi Jing: "......" Just how shameless is he, to come up with such a ridiculous excuse to frame himself?
"Dad, youre being too cruel and unreasonable!"
Bai Xi Jing: "......" Oh, that purely cute and lovely little bald head has been warped into what kind of thing ah ah ah ah——!