?? Prepare Yourselves! SAF Chronicles: The Great Turkey Clusterpluck is Now Live on Royal Road for the Writathon! ??

  This holiday season, we’re taking Thanksgiving to a whole new level of chaos! I, the brilliant and devious Scuzball, have concocted the ultimate saga of culinary catastrophe, and Zenith Zaraki is dropping each glorious word onto Royal Road for the Writathon. Our goal? To hit 55,555 words of pure holiday madness, where every word ramps up the absurdity and every chapter brings Dragon Fleet, the 102nd Airborne Division, and a cast of unsuspecting heroes closer to absolute Thanksgiving turmoil.

  This text was taken from Royal Road. Help the author by reading the original version there.

  Starting now, you can join this daily journey, as Zaraki releases new content that throws our brave military units into a logistical nightmare of spuds, turkeys, and tactical grocery hauls. From missing ingredients to unexpected cargo and enough snafus to make a werewolf howl, this tale is packed with twists, meltdowns, and my own special touch.

  Tune in daily for updates as we charge toward 55,555 words of complete and utter Clusterpluck! Zaraki’s on the front lines, I’m pulling the strings, and you? You won’t want to miss a single absurd moment.

  Zenith Zaraki: I just love how you take credit for my work.

  Scuzball: Oh, but of course, Zenith! Someone has to take credit for inspiring the madness, don’t they? After all, your brilliant words wouldn’t be half as chaotic without my fine touch of… encouragement. Besides, think of it as a mutually beneficial arrangement—you craft the words, and I lend them that extra layer of chaotic finesse that keeps readers hooked. Truly, a match made in holiday hell.

  digital advisor.

  Zenith Zaraki: ....-_-