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Volume 1 Playing in Jiangzhou Ninety-six

  It is said that there are campus-level good insects, Lin Hanyun and Li Daren are very excited, following the place where Zhou Xuan just made a insect sound, only to see a 7 or 8 meter long brick wall lying there, with pits all over the place, it's hard to tell which one is the cricket's hole.

  Zhou Xuan and three others crouched down three meters away from the brick wall, stirring up the bamboo tube's upper-class insect, making it chirp. The chirping meant to show off to that hidden school-level insect: "I'm here, I'm not afraid of you, I want to disrupt your harem, occupy your concubine."

  What can be tolerated and what cannot, Zhou Xuan imagined the scene of that school-level insect being furious and unstoppable, flapping its wings and making a long, mournful cry. But just at this moment, his chest felt like it was being roasted over an open flame, and he suddenly couldn't hold back, coughing twice.

  This is terrible, the campus-level worm has gone silent again. Generally, the higher the level of the worm, the more cunning it is. With just a slight movement, it will disappear and be very difficult to catch again.

  Zhou Xuan retreated more than ten meters, then covered his mouth and coughed heartily. He untied the water bag from his waist, took a sip of water to moisten his throat, and said to the two people staring at him with wide eyes: "A bit of trouble, can't catch it now."

  Lin Han Yun and Zhou Xuan have been in contact for a long time, knowing that this guy likes to make big things small and small things smaller. Since he said there was a little trouble, it must be a big trouble! This school-level insect seems to be uncatchable!

  Mr. Li wanted to cry but had no tears, and in his heart he lamented: "Could it be that I will actually die from a single cough?"

  After a long time in the dark, you can roughly see the expressions of people around you. Zhou Xuan said in a low voice, "Don't cry and look sad, we need to be patient. We'll wait here for half an hour and then lure the insect again. I won't let a good insect slip away under my nose."

  The three of them didn't care about the mess and casually found a place to sit down. Lin Hanyun sat close to Zhou Xuan and asked, "What will you do if you cough again later? Why are you so weak?"

  "You still have the nerve to say that. If I hadn't carried you on my back and gotten a whole body of sweat, how would I have caught a chill? Tomorrow when we get back, I'm going to see a doctor and you're going to pay for it."

  Lin Han Yun smiled and said: "Your father-in-law and your wife are all from the medical department, what kind of diagnosis fee do you want? You can just have a big illness and be done with it."

  Zhou Xuan couldn't bear it anymore. Lin Hanyu was sitting on the ground and it wasn't good to spank him, so he reached out his hand to grab him heavily.

  Lin Han Yun covered her buttocks and was about to scream. Her mouth was again covered by Zhou Xuan, who warned: "Don't make a sound, Lord Li's life is hanging on the mandibles of that cricket."

  Mr. Li said in a low voice with resentment: "Miss Lin, don't make a sound, if I die here, Lin Du Hu's days won't be easy either."

  Lin Han Yun's eyes rolled back in exasperation, wanting to argue that Zhou Xuan had grabbed her butt first, but she didn't say anything. She let out a "humph" and instead pressed her body closer to his, then pinched his waist and legs fiercely.

  "This little girl has some strength in her hands, it's like she's giving me a massage. Haha, so refreshing."

  Zhou Xuan thought to himself. His hands were also not polite, and he randomly pinched Lin Hanyu's legs, waist, and buttocks. As he pinched, he felt a strange feeling in his heart, ashamed, and his desire was ignited!

  Zhou Xuan thought that Lin Er and herself should be in a brotherly relationship, similar to Tang Xiaosan and Hu Tong. Lin Hanyu always dressed like a servant, so Zhou Xuan rarely treated her as a woman. Now, pinching her plump buttocks and thighs, although Lin Hanyu was thin, these two places were meaty, and that delicate skin could be felt through the servant's clothes.

  Zhou Xuan withdrew his hand and looked down on himself with disdain.

  Lin Han Yun saw that Zhou Xuan was no longer holding her, thinking that she had defeated him with her fierce pinching and twisting. With a triumphant smile on the corner of her mouth, she took advantage of her victory to launch another attack, reaching out to twist Zhou Xuan's inner thigh. She knew this spot was tender, both painful and ticklish. But as soon as she grabbed it, she caught something else - warm, thick, and too big for one hand to grasp. Her mind was filled with wonder: "What is this thing? I didn't touch it when I pinched him earlier, where did it come from?"

  Zhou Xuan was caught off guard and let out a muffled cry, quickly shaking off Lin Hanyin's hand. His breathing became urgent, and seeing the puzzled look on Lin Hanyin's face, he seemed to be wondering what he had hidden. He hastily said, "Don't speak, the crickets are about to start chirping."

  Look at Magistrate Li, fully focused on the direction where the cricket was chirping earlier, completely ignoring the small movements of the two people. What else is more worthy of his attention than that cricket which can decide his fate?

  Zhou Xuan's awkwardness slightly reduced, thinking that Lin Han had shifted his attention elsewhere. Unexpectedly, this little girl grasped one side of his shoulder with both hands, stretched her neck and asked with her mouth close to his ear: "Tell me, what are you hiding? Is it a weapon prepared for the sword fight against San Chou?"

  Zhou Xuan almost fainted, wanting to shout at her: "This is the weapon used against you!" And thinking: "Isn't it said that ancient girls mature early? Getting married and having children at 15 or 16 is common, why is this Lin Er so stupid?"

  Lin Han Yun Jian

  Answer: And biting his ear, said: "Don't think about pretending, I knew you had a trick like Zhang Jiao dealing with the green-backed insect, hurry up and tell me what it is!"

  Zhou Xuan pushed her away, picked up the leather bag, and slowly approached the pile of rubble walls. It wasn't that there was any movement from the crickets, but rather he wanted to get a bit further away from Lin Hanyu. He couldn't quite take it, as Miss Lin's unintentional, simple, and naive temptation was more stirring than the overt flirtation of an experienced woman. Zhou Xuan asked himself if he wasn't a virtuous man like Liu Xiahui, and who knows what would have happened if Mr. Li hadn't been by his side!

  Zhou Xuan fiercely stirred up the bamboo tube and the ground worm cried out five more times.

  The campus-level insect in the broken wall is very cautious and lurks silently.

  Zhou Xuan thought for a moment, then went to catch a three-tailed female cricket from a nearby place. He had seen it when he caught the lesser cricket earlier. He walked back and used a net to enclose the two crickets on the ground, letting them mate. After they finished mating, he continued to tease the lesser cricket, making it chirp.

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  Not only could Lin Han Yun not tell the difference between this time's chirping and previous times, but Zhou Xuan also couldn't. However, Zhou Xuan knew that the Shixiao-class insect hiding behind the broken wall could hear the difference. This was a triumphant chirp after mating, meaning that Shangwei insect had "done it" with the female cricket in the Shixiao-class insect's territory. Get angry, rage to the sky for the sake of beauty!

  A fierce and short cry echoed from the broken wall, still three times, loud and powerful, with a "hissing" sound, an angry campus insect came out.

  Zhou Xuan held up the net and waited aside, fully focused, his eyes not blinking, only to see a small black shadow jumping out from the gap between the bricks, he quickly waved his hand, and the net fell down.

  This little insect was quite agile and dodged the net, jumping into a crack in the broken wall.

  Lin Han sighed: "He's run away again, this time it's really bad, he definitely won't come out again."

  Zhou Xuan bent down and carefully examined the crack, knowing it wasn't a bug hole and wouldn't be very deep. He untied his water bag, poured all the remaining half bag of water into the crack, and then held up his net to wait.

  As expected, the small insect couldn't withstand the dampness and jumped out to find another nest, only to fall into the web.

  Zhou Xuan pinched the mouth of the net and lifted it in front of his eyes, and indeed it was a yellow-backed bug. Looking at the jump that had just avoided the net, this insect had at least mid-level strength, similar to "Little General Zhang Jiao".

  Zhou Xuan let out a long sigh and said, "The great task is accomplished."

  Lin Han Yun jumped onto Zhou Xuan's shoulder and exclaimed: "Wow, great job! You're really talented, Zhou Xuan. I have to admit it."

  Mr. Li was also overjoyed and said in a trembling voice: "Young Master Zhou, you are truly a genius, unprecedented in history."

  Zhou Xuan hehe smiled, now no need to be careful, rummaged through the rubble and caught a three-tailed female cricket, it was that kind of virgin cricket, together with the school-level insect, put in a bamboo tube.

  Three people returned to the temple front and saw three fools standing at the cliff edge with their hands behind their backs, gazing eastward. Upon hearing a noise, they turned their heads to look back.

  Zhou Xuan smiled and said: "What is Brother San Chi looking forward to? Waiting for the first ray of sunlight?"

  Three fools saw Zhou Xuan's triumphant appearance and knew he must have caught a good cricket. He thought to himself, "I don't believe you can beat the one I've caught? This insect of mine has traversed hundreds of miles of desolate mountains and is unlikely to be encountered again. You should be proud too, become my chess slave." He calmly said, "Then let's head down the mountain, we'll start fighting at noon."

  The three fools didn't look back and were the first to go down the mountain, returning to the thatched cottage in the mountain pass.

  Zhou Xuan, with three steps, couldn't help but hold onto me for support, trembling and fearful as we descended the stone stairs. When we reached the outside of the thatched cottage, the eastern horizon was just beginning to show its first light, with clouds changing colors in a breathtakingly beautiful scene.

  Zhou Xuan asked San Chi for water again. San Chi said: "There is no more, if you want to drink, go and fetch it yourself." He pointed to the left mountain cliff with his hand.

  Zhou Xuan found a tile basin, poured the school-level insect into the tile basin, and three female crickets remained in the embroidery tube. Just like this, after going down the mountain for a while, two insects had already mated in the bamboo tube, and the virgin became an insect mother!

  Zhou Xuan looked at the yellow-backed insect and smiled, "You're really eager to fight, but eagerness is good, it shows you have plenty of energy, and when fighting, you'll be a loud and fierce bug."

  Lin Han said: "Zhou Xuan, let's give this bug a loud name."

  Zhou Xuan turned his face to Lord Li: "Lord Li, let's have you name this insect instead. After all, it concerns the fate of both of us."

  Mr. Li thought for a moment and said, "I know that insect enthusiasts like to give insects the names of Three Kingdoms warriors, so let's call this insect Zhao Zilong from Changshan."

  Zhou Xuanzang said: "Exactly, Zhao Zilong single-handedly saved his master at Changban Slope. Lord Li now needs a loyal and brave general like him."

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