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Chapter 12: How To Train Your Plant To Be A Vegetarian

  Aurora's muscles ripple beneath her thick strands of golden crystal fur as she examines the seed in my pocket, her powerful frame tensing as she picks up its strange scent. Her tail lashes back and forth with predatory focus, amber eyes narrowing as she assesses the potential threat. Light plays across her fur like sunlight on water, but there's nothing delicate about her presence - she's every inch the lioness guardian, from her massive paws to her alert, twitching ears.

  Analyzing Aurora's Response:

  ? Intense interest - ears forward, whiskers twitching

  ? Protective instincts activating - muscles coiled

  ? Heightened alertness - tail low, ready to pounce

  "What do you think, girl?" I ask, watching as she carefully extends one massive paw toward my pocket, a low rumble building in her chest as the seed pulses in response. "New friend or potential catastrophe?"

  Aurora's only response is a deep, thunderous growl that somehow perfectly conveys the concept of 'both.' FRIDAY translates: "It's adorable that you think those are the only two options. With our luck, it's probably all of the above."

  Her whiskers quiver as she processes the strange energy, her entire posture reminiscent of a mother lioness guarding her cubs. The seed pulses once, bright enough to cast shadows, and Aurora drops into a defensive crouch. Her powerful shoulders bunch as she positions herself between me and the seed, her tail sweeping low and dangerous.

  FRIDAY translates Aurora's deep growl: "This seed carries both void and twilight energies. Unusual. Potentially dangerous. But also... familiar somehow."

  Status Update:

  Guardian-Seed Interaction: Initial contact established

  Reality holding together (surprisingly)

  Note: Aurora appears to be... adopting it?

  Additional note: Your family keeps getting stranger

  I carefully pull the seed from my pocket, cradling it in my palm. Its golden light pulses in sync with my heartbeat, and I feel the void energy within me reach for it like tendrils of curious shadow. Aurora prowls closer, her movements silent despite her massive size. She sniffs at the seed with the careful attention of a mother lioness checking her cub, and a deep, rumbling purr emanates from her chest.

  "So," I say, patting the gently pulsing seed, "I think we should name it."

  Processing request...

  Query: Are you attempting to anthropomorphize a potentially reality-altering magical artifact?

  "Come on, FRIDAY," I argue, "if I'm going to be responsible for not letting this thing destroy reality or turn into some flesh-eating horror, I should at least give it a name. How about... Bob?"

  Aurora's disapproving growl carries complex harmonics. FRIDAY translates: "You want to name a cosmic entity 'Bob'? Perhaps we should consider something that doesn't diminish its nature. Like 'Starweaver' or 'Duskborn.'"

  Analyzing suggestion...

  Error: 'Bob' deemed insufficient for cosmic entity

  Note: Perhaps something more appropriate for potential harbinger of doom?

  "Fine. What about Sprout? Or... Void Junior?"

  Processing alternatives...

  Warning: Referring to self as parental figure to cosmic seed inadvisable

  Additional warning: Previous Twilight seeds showed concerning dietary preferences

  Note: Cannot technically make a reality-warping organism vegetarian

  I pull the seed out, watching it pulse with golden light. "Look, between you and me, we're basically its parents now. I mean, I'm providing the void energy, you're providing the snarky commentary – it's practically a family dynamic."

  Analyzing family structure claim...

  Error: AI systems generally not classified as parental figures

  Though current situation lacks precedent

  Note: If we are 'parents,' recommend strict discipline regarding flesh-eating tendencies

  "See? You're already thinking like a responsible parent," I grin, tucking the seed back safely. "We'll teach it good values. No consuming mortal souls, no creating black holes, eat its vegetables..."

  Processing parental strategy...

  Note: Traditional parenting books insufficient for current situation

  Suggestion: Perhaps focus on basic 'Don't destroy reality' guidelines first

  Additional note: Subject's definition of 'good values' requires review

  "Hey, I'm new at this whole 'raising a cosmic seed' thing. We'll figure it out together." I pat my pocket again. "Welcome to the family, little Twilight. Try not to take after your void-touched parent too much."

  Aurora begins a haunting melody, her voice resonating with otherworldly harmonics that paint the air with dancing motes of light. The seed pulses contentedly in response to her song, as if recognizing a kindred spirit. She's already taken on the role of protective older sibling, her keen senses monitoring both the seed's energy signature and our surroundings.

  "Great," I mutter, watching as Aurora continues her ethereal performance. "Between FRIDAY's snarky parenting advice and Aurora's questionable musical taste, this kid's going to need therapy before it even sprouts."

  Warning: Aurora's maternal instincts activating

  Crystal resonance patterns suggest:

  - Protective behavior increasing

  - Sibling bonds forming

  - Musical education planned

  Note: Perhaps we should discuss her choice of lullabies

  Additional note: Void-touched plants generally prefer death metal

  My shoulders sag as exhaustion finally catches up with me. Between the trials, the nymph grove incident, and now this seed business, I feel like I've run several marathons while juggling chainsaws. "You know what? I'm just... tired. No one even gave me an orientation. It's all 'Welcome to the Fae realm, here's some void powers, don't die!' and then straight into the deep end."

  Status update:

  Physical fatigue: 89%

  Sass levels: Optimal

  Recommendation: Find safe location for rest

  Note: Subject's complaints about lack of training noted

  Additional note: Most sovereigns don't survive long enough to complain

  Aurora settles beside me, her massive form radiating warmth and protection. Her purr deepens like distant thunder, while her tail remains wrapped around my wrist - a gesture both protective and reassuring.

  The Twilight Seed pulses in my pocket like a tiny second heartbeat as I later pick my way through the Wyldwood's ever-shifting paths. "Honestly," I mutter, watching as a patch of innocent flowers turns into something with too many teeth, "they really should have a class for this. 'Void Energy 101: How Not to Accidentally Create Carnivorous Plants.'"

  Analyzing botanical mutations...

  Current success rate: 12%

  Note: At least these ones aren't screaming

  Additional note: Previous attempts produced more tentacles

  Aurora rumbles with what sounds suspiciously like a laugh, her fur shimmering with otherworldly light as she demonstrates proper plant-training techniques through graceful movements. FRIDAY translates: "Watch and learn, seedling. Grace, not force. Though if you must grow teeth, at least make them symmetrical. We have standards to maintain."

  Whether she's being helpful or sarcastic is anyone's guess.

  I pause to catch my breath, leaning against a tree that thankfully doesn't try to eat me. The seed's warmth seeps through my pocket, a constant reminder of my impossible task. "Any chance you can point me toward somewhere I can actually learn about this stuff? Preferably with fewer death threats and more actual instruction?"

  Calculating optimal route...

  Multiple settlements detected

  Warning: Most heavily fortified against void energy

  Recommendation: Perhaps try the Twilight Markets

  "The what now?"

  Twilight Markets: Neutral trading ground

  Known for: Rare artifacts, questionable deals, excellent coffee

  Notable feature: No killing allowed on market grounds

  Note: Maiming still permitted on Thursdays

  A distant howl echoes through the trees, followed by several answering calls that definitely don't sound friendly. Aurora's form shifts seamlessly into battle stance, her muscles coiling as she maintains her protective position near the seed.

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  "Markets it is," I decide, pushing off from the tree. "Lead the way, FRIDAY. And maybe warn me if we're approaching anything that considers Thursday a good day for maiming."

  The path ahead shifts like a mirage, trees rearranging themselves into something resembling a proper trail. My void energy responds to the change, pulling me forward like a compass needle finding true north. Or whatever passes for north in a realm where direction is more suggestion than fact.

  "Hey FRIDAY," I adjust my pack, careful not to jostle the seed too much, "any chance you could give me an ETA to these markets?"

  Processing query...

  Calculating distance through non-Euclidean space...

  Error: Linear time measurements insufficient

  Approximate translation: One month's journey

  "A month?" I stop dead in my tracks. "You're telling me I have to wander through this death forest for a month?"

  Technically, time is relative in the Wyldwood

  Could be longer

  Could be shorter

  Could be next Thursday

  Note: Recommend avoiding Thursdays

  I groan, patting the seed in my pocket. "Hear that, little one? We've got a long journey ahead. Try not to develop any carnivorous tendencies before we get there."

  Warning: Talking to seed may encourage anthropomorphic tendencies

  Current probability of flesh-eating development: 43%

  Note: Previous Twilight Seeds showed preference for:

  - Starlight

  - Dreams

  - Reality fragments

  - The concept of Wednesday

  "The concept of... you know what? I don't want to know." I start walking again, watching as the path continues to shift and reform ahead of me. "We'll work on a proper diet plan. Maybe start with some nice void energy appetizers, work our way up to consuming abstract concepts."

  Processing parental guidance attempt...

  Note: Traditional nurturing methods may be insufficient

  Additional note: Perhaps focus on "don't eat time" as first lesson

  Warning: Subject's teaching qualifications questionable

  Aurora rumbles a deep, amused growl, her whiskers twitching as her tail sweeps in lazy arcs behind her. The seed pulses gently in response, its golden light syncing with the rhythm of her purr.

  "Everyone's a critic," I mutter, ducking under a branch that definitely just tried to grab my hair. "Well, crap. I can only imagine what we'll run into next."

  Aurora's ears prick forward at my words, her massive paws silent against the forest floor as she scans our surroundings with predatory focus. Time to find some civilization, or at least somewhere I can learn to grow this seed without accidentally creating an army of void-touched vegetation.

  I pat the seed in my pocket, feeling its warmth against my palm. "Just a normal day for a fae princess, carrying a normal twilight seed, watching my battle-ready lioness guardian prowl ahead, and listening to the directions of a normal fae AI named FRIDAY." The seed pulses in response, matching the rhythm of Aurora's steady breathing. "All very normal."

  Meanwhile, in the Summer Court's highest tower...

  áine stalked the length of her chambers, frost blooming beneath each footfall. The scrying mirror before her showed nothing but swirling mist, the Wyldwood's ancient defenses mocking her attempts to locate her sister. With each pass, delicate ice patterns spread across the marble floor, her power seeping out with her mounting anxiety.

  "Still nothing?" Oberon's voice drifted from the window, his form shifting between shadow and starlight. Ancient constellations wheeled in the folds of his cloak, some long extinct in the mortal realm but eternal in his memory.

  "The Wyldwood shields her," áine's voice carried the bite of winter winds. Frost crept up the mirror's ornate frame. "Even with your power added to mine, I cannot pierce its veil. And Mother grows more restless with each passing day. The Summer Court cannot afford another..." She faltered, the words freezing in her throat.

  Oberon's eyes, deep as the space between stars, narrowed thoughtfully. "The Wyldwood is ancient, yes, but it's not impenetrable. Especially not to those who understand its true nature." He paused, weighing his next words. "Your sister Maeve found ways to navigate its paths, before..."

  "Before she became a Sovereign, was branded a weapon of mass destruction, and vanished during the War of Burning Crowns," áine finished, her voice sharp as midwinter icicles. The chamber's temperature plummeted. "And now Kali walks the same path, wielding the same reality-bending powers that we lost Maeve to. History repeats while we stand here, useless."

  "Not quite the same," Oberon observed, his attention drawn to the useless scrying mirror. His reflection fractured into a thousand versions of himself, each one equally ancient and terrible in their power. "Maeve commanded space and time – she was a Space-Time Sovereign. But Kali... Kali manifests void powers. The void has never before chosen a vessel that survived the transformation."

  Frost exploded across the mirror's surface as áine's control slipped. "Interesting? My little sister is lost in the deadliest forest in all of Tír na nóg, wielding powers that drove our older sister mad, and you find it 'interesting'?" The mirror's surface splintered beneath layers of magical ice.

  "Peace, niece." Oberon raised a hand, his power gentle but inexorable as starlight wrapped around áine's frost, containing it. "Your concern for Kaliana does you credit, but panic serves neither of you. The Wyldwood may be deadly, but it's also selective. It doesn't merely kill those who enter – it tests them. Shapes them. And sometimes, if they prove worthy, it guides them."

  "Tests them?" áine's voice cracked like river ice in spring, her power spreading in jagged fractals across the floor. "Like the Sovereign trials that awakened her void powers? The same trials that nearly killed her?"

  "Precisely." Oberon's smile held the weight of eons, ancient knowledge glimmering in his star-filled eyes. "The Wyldwood is more than mere forest – it's a crucible. And your sister, whether she knows it or not, is being forged. The void chose her for a reason, áine. Just as it once chose others."

  "But why?" áine demanded, frost now climbing the chamber walls like frozen lightning. "Why must she face these trials alone? Why can't I find her and bring her home? She doesn't even remember who she is, what she means to the Summer Court!"

  "Because," Oberon's voice resonated with ancient power, each word rippling through the air like waves through the fabric of reality, "some powers can only be mastered in solitude. The void is not like other elements – it cannot be taught, only understood. And understanding comes through experience, not instruction. Your sister must find her own path through the darkness."

  The temperature in the chamber plummeted as áine processed this. Frost patterns spiraled across the ceiling, creating a delicate map of her fears. "Mother won't wait forever. The Summer Court needs its princess. And after what happened with Maeve..."

  "The Summer Court needs a princess who understands her power," Oberon corrected, his form briefly solidifying as he placed a hand on áine's shoulder. "And Kaliana is learning faster than anyone expected. Though her methods are... somewhat unconventional."

  "What do you mean?" áine asked, catching the note of amusement in her uncle's ancient voice.

  Oberon's laugh echoed like starlight through crystal. "Let's just say the nymphs of the western grove will think twice before trying to devour any more travelers. Your sister has quite a talent for creative problem-solving."

  Despite her worry, áine felt a smile thaw her frost-rimmed lips. "She always did have her own way of doing things. Even as a child..."

  "Indeed." Oberon moved toward the door, his form becoming more substantial with each step. "Keep watching, but don't interfere unless absolutely necessary. The Wyldwood will guide her where she needs to go."

  "And where is that?"

  "The Twilight Markets," Oberon's eyes blazed with ancient knowledge. "Where else would a new Void Sovereign go to learn about nurturing a Twilight Seed?"

  áine's eyes widened like full moons. "She has a Twilight Seed? But those are..."

  "Nearly extinct, yes. And now your sister, who can barely control her void powers, is responsible for growing one." Oberon's smile held equal measures of amusement and concern. "The Matriarch always did have an interesting sense of justice."

  Oberon's eyes tracked the magical residue in the air, his expression darkening like a solar eclipse. "Your mother's timing is... troubling."

  "What do you mean?" áine asked, frost crackling beneath her feet like breaking bones.

  "Think, child. Why now? After twenty years of letting Kaliana live as a mortal, why this sudden urgency to bring her home?" He moved to the window, his form rippling between shadow and starlight like the aurora borealis. "The Queen has always been patient in her schemes. This haste suggests something has shifted in the eternal game."

  áine's heart stuttered like a frozen pendulum. "The void awakening. But how could she have known?"

  "Your mother sees more than she reveals." Oberon's voice carried centuries of bitter wisdom. "Just as she saw what Maeve would become, before any of us suspected the truth."

  "Is that why you're here?" áine demanded, ice crystals forming in the air around her. "Trapped in this tower because you helped Maeve master her powers?"

  "I'm here," Oberon's smile held all the warmth of deep space, "because your mother is a creature of infinite pride who cannot bear the thought that another might understand power better than she. Maeve's fall was convenient – it gave her the excuse she needed."

  The implications hit áine like a midwinter gale. "You think Mother knew this would happen? That Kali would awaken as a Void Sovereign?"

  "I think," Oberon said with careful precision, "that your mother has been playing a very long game. The question is: what does she gain by bringing Kaliana back now, when her powers are just beginning to bloom?"

  "Control," áine whispered, understanding crystallizing like frost. "If Kali learns to control her powers here, under Mother's influence..."

  "Then the Queen gains what she couldn't with Maeve – a Void Sovereign bound to her will." Oberon's form solidified, his eyes blazing like newborn stars. "That's why I helped you hide her in the mortal realm all those years ago. But now..."

  "Now she's loose in the Wyldwood," áine finished, "where even Mother's sight cannot penetrate."

  "Perhaps," Oberon's smile turned sly as a comet's tail, "that's not entirely unfortunate. The Wyldwood has its own methods of teaching, and its lessons tend to root deeper than any court training."

  "But it's dangerous! The things that live there..."

  "Are exactly what your sister needs to encounter, if she's to understand her powers without your mother's... influence." He turned back to the window, where eternal stars wheeled in patterns older than time. "The question is: are you prepared for what Kaliana might become, free from the Queen's control?"

  áine stared at the magical residue still floating in the air like frozen starlight, remembering Maeve's final days, when her power had grown too vast to contain. "I just want my sister back."

  "Be careful what you wish for, child," Oberon warned, his voice heavy as gravity. "The void changes all it touches. The sister you recover may not be the one you lost."

  Oberon gestured to the frozen scrying mirror, and for just a moment, an image flickered through the frost – Kali racing through the Wyldwood, void energy crackling around her hands like dark lightning, while her leonine guardian loped at her heels. The scene dissolved quickly, but not before they caught a glimpse of Kali laughing as she vaulted over a fallen log, darkness dancing between her fingers.

  "Well," áine said after a moment, a small smile breaking through her winter-grave expression, "at least she's not alone. Even if her companion is rather... unusual."

  "Indeed." Oberon's form began to fade into starlight. "Though perhaps we should be more concerned about what happens when she discovers the rest of her powers. The void has always been... creative with its chosen vessels."

  The frost patterns around áine's feet shifted, forming complex geometries that echoed the paths of fate. "You know something more, don't you? About why the void chose her?"

  Oberon's smile was his only answer as he dissolved completely into starlight, leaving áine alone with her frozen chamber and her growing fears about exactly what her sister might be becoming.

  The scrying mirror cracked under its layer of frost, and in its fractured surface, áine caught a fleeting glimpse of darkness shot through with golden light. A warning, perhaps. Or a promise.

  Either way, the Wyldwood had claimed another of her sisters. She could only hope this time would end differently.

  "Be safe, little flame," she whispered to the useless mirror. "And try not to unmake too much of reality before I find you."

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