"Scouts report incoming attack from Oxford," a voice shouted outside.
"We have scouts?" Peter wondered, rubbing his eyes. His camp didn't strike him as well prepared.
"To the ramparts! We follow the plan!" Melinda bellowed.
"We have a plan?" he inquired again.
"Uhuh…" Peter grumbled, his eyelids still sticky and sleepy.
"I need ranged fighters!" Alchemy yelled. "C'mon, you lazy snails, move!"
Regina pulled the sleeping bag over her head. "I can go out like this!" she complained. "My hair is messy, and I have no antiperspirant left."
"Take mine," Peter offered.
Regina showed her eyes first, then stretched a naked arm and snatched the recipient. She read the label and accused: "It has aluminum!"
"I'm going outside." Peter avoided being dragged into an argument, exiting the tent after dressing in his usual light-hiking gear.
Alchemy floated thirty feet above the camp, and the students struggled to exit their shelters.
"They attack early," Dissection said. He had climbed into a tree to speak with Alchemy at the same height.
Looking over the rampart, Peter took in the impressive sight of the incoming attack. At a leisurely pace, about two hundred armored knights and a thousand archers advanced toward their camp. Five hundred feet away, the small army stopped, and the enchanted longbows began to shoot a hail of qi-arrows.
"Shields!" Melinda yelled.
Whether energy or material, protections appeared everywhere. The projectiles failed to find their targets and fell harmless on the ground. Peter ducked behind the wooden wall.
"Hi, sweetie," Regina said. She appeared on the fortifications without him noticing, throwing qi-bolts with the rest of the Spirit students. The enemy kept advancing and released another salvo. This time, a few students or normies in the logistics were hit and started to curse.
I can't make a difference without revealing my powers.
However, luck was on their side as a second army appeared on the field. The Chinese. They attacked the Oxforders with gusto.
Hm… Why are they helping us?
Someone in the camp asked if they should stop firing.
"Keep shooting!" Alchemy yelled. "They're not here to rescue us; they'll take out as many Oxforders possible, get our flag, then go against Oxford while they're weak, making us fight in the first line."
The Asian assault had nothing of the order of the Brits, but it had twice the numbers and ferocity. The attackers pounced around the Oxforders like a pack of wolves on a buffalo herd. And they worked in pairs: one woman, always the Body Cultivator, and a younger man, the Spirit. The first ones' fighting style was Kung-Fu, and the women used qi-claws emerging from their knuckles. Tiger Mothers was the result of Peter’s Inspect. Tiger Cubs, for the young males.
"Ew…" Peter shivered. "They train parents and kids together? Imagine the trauma of going to the University with your mother!”
The incoming attacks nullified each other, with the Asians slowly gaining the upper hand. That was until a third faction came into play minutes later. Peter and all his normie colleagues hated this one with passion. The Yalevarders. Divided into teams of four or five, combining normies—military—with Cultivators, they used both magic and guns. The rubber bullets tore down the Oxford archers, who were in the middle, but the Asians were next. There was no doubt who the winner of the battle would be.
A nightmare took shape in Peter’s mind: if Yalevard made them their slaves, they would put them to empty the latrines with a spoon or worse. He gasped under a sudden idea. The best plan was the simplest: to conquer Yalevard’s flag.
First, he looked around to find the ideal candidate for the job. Daniel was a contender, but he lost the pageant unknowingly when Peter’s eyes met Kostel. The guard was keeping his distance from the fight. Obviously, like Peter, he wasn't interested in the Cultivators' games, but neither understood the stakes.
"I have a plan," Peter said to Regina, who nodded and continued to send qi-bolts.
He beckoned the guard to join him behind a tent—no one was paying attention to them anyway—grabbed the man’s arm and Warped a mile farther, atop the next hill.
"Dude, warn me next time!" Kostel complained. "What the heck was that?”
“A special move. Don’t tell anyone, but I’m a Wild Magic user.”
“I am one, too!" Kostel beamed. “I have no idea how and why, but I suddenly felt this desire to slay monsters and became very strong. Brothers in arms, bro!”
Don’t tell him! Peter ordered in thought before returning his attention to the guard: "I need your help. If Yalevard gets us, we'll work for them for the rest of the week. Hard work."
That did the job better than expected. Kostel took an at-attention military position. "What do you want me to do?"
"I'll explain it when we're there. Prepare to jump again."
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Giving the guard a second to breathe, Peter grabbed the man’s arm and chained enough jumps to arrive a couple hundred yards from Yalevard's military-style camp, hidden by a thicket. There, he put Kostel down and Inspected the perimeter. The skill's new tier helped him observe the pattern of the patrolling guards with their lapses.
"I'll jump on top of a guard and choke him unconscious. Then you take his clothes, sneak into the camp, and steal their flag."
"I dunno, man… that looks dangerous," Kostel scratched his chin.
"You’re the only one able to do it. As expected, they left the more… mature guards to guard their base.” Peter meant fat, old, and lazy, but those details were better left unsaid.
“Why don’t you jump inside the camp?” Kostel insisted.
“Jumping is easy, but untying the flag will take time. I look too young for a military guard. You’re perfect. Manly and tough. C'mon… Think how Melinda will think of you if you save the day."
Kostel's eyes shone, and he rubbed his hands. "Let's do it."
When one of the camp guards, even more chubby than Kostel, entered their thicket to pee, Peter Warped behind him, grabbing the man into a chokehold.
Peter discovered that the movies and his reenactment wrestling training were all wrong. The man fought back, attempting to bite and kick while continuing to pee, which obliged Peter to move his feet to a bad position. In truth, he was hanging on the other’s back without progressing. Killing the guard would have been a matter of a split second, but murdering without a good reason wasn’t who Peter was. The fight went on for a minute.
“Here, like that,” Kostel arrived, moving Peter’s arms into a position offering better leverage. Finally, the man collapsed.
Kostel took the man's vest and then tied the soldier tight with a rope and improvised a gag from a handkerchief. There was no way to use the man's wet and soiled pants, but Kostel’s tactical trousers were the same color.
"Is he breathing?" Peter panicked, trying to feel the soldier's pulse. There was none. "Oh, my God!" he yelped. “He’s dead! Oh my God, Oh my God!”
"He’s alive," Kostel checked a lower point on the man’s neck. "We take first-aid classes," he explained.
"Thank goodness… OK, off you go. I'll wait here."
Kostel entered the camp without any problem. Reaching the mast, the guard fumbled with the flag but retreated into an empty tent while two teachers passed by. He returned to the mast, did the job, hid the flag under his jacket, and returned to Peter without raising suspicion.
"Let's go," Peter said, grabbing Kostel for the jump. As usual, he Warped a few hundred yards away, and then they ran, Kostel heaving like a dying horse.
Meanwhile, the situation had evolved for the worse. The Oxford and the Asian attacks had been demolished, and their troops—considered out of combat—were now scattered around, eating snacks and mingling. About fifty Yalevarders assaulted Peter's camp gates, and only three fighters still stood. Jack, Daniel, and Regina.
The two men were flourishing pole arms, one of Peter's cleaver blades now in Jack's possession, while Regina offered them protection. She had a straw doll in each hand, and whenever a hit found her comrades in arms, the damage was soaked by the puppet, straws flying away. Their last stand was keeping the attackers at bay, albeit there could be only one ending for the fight.
"Surrender," a voice said. Up in the air, facing Alchemy, was one of the Yalevarder's teachers. Hearing his voice, the attackers paused.
Melinda opened her mouth, but Jack, crazed by the adrenaline, screamed first:
"Eat my dick, Yalevard! We’ll pee on your graves!”
"Yeah!" Regina and Daniel roared.
"Very well. The game is non-lethal, but that means many things. Break their legs," the Yalevarder teacher ordered.
As the teacher’s words faded, Kostel entered the camp, wrapped in the enemy flag. His back straightened, his eyes on fire; Kostel looked up toward Alchemy and bellowed: "The ride of the Rohirrim has arrived, my liege. Victory’s ours!"
A second later, a loud voice thundered:
"Qi-Message. Camp Dartmouth had conquered camp's Yalevard's flag. For the rest of the Competition, Yalevard will follow Dartmouth's orders."
"No!" Yalevard's director screamed. "It can't be!" His students were letting out the average Fuck or Shit expletive. The Cultivator turned and floated away with his head lowered, followed by his troops.
"Not so fast!" Alchemy snapped.
"What do you want?" the man stopped, keeping his back to her.
"Send your remaining fighters to conquer the Chinese camp and put the rest to move your camp around ours. You'll be our defense."
"But…" the man tried to object.
"But nothing. It's an order!"
Floating down, Melinda grabbed Kostel's face, placing a kiss on his half-bald forehead. "Good job, head of security," she promoted the man on the spot. "Tonight, we have a feast!" she yelled, pumping her fist. "This is SPARTA!"
If she's happy…
When night came, campfires lighted the plains everywhere. The fight was over. It was time to party, the students decided. Some brought speakers; music was all around, mixing in a discordant combination of styles, and silhouettes were dancing. People talked loudly to get heard over the music... a very Earthy vibe, but on an alien planet.
At one of the smallest fires, Ariana, Regina, Naomi, and Peter ate whatever they could improvise. Ariana was sulking. Regina wrapped her arm around her friend's shoulders, then rubbed the girl’s back.
"I can't be with Melinda ever again…" Ariana wailed. "Her lips kissed… that thing. Imagine him touching her everywhere with his meaty, greasy, sweaty hands."
"Enough details, we're eating," Peter interjected. "You sure?"
"He stayed in her tent for an hour. And look at his face!"
Beaming and wearing a new uniform, Kostel strolled around, his chest filled with more decorations than a South American dictator, Cultivator Scout badges one over another.
"You didn't mind when she slept with Jack," Naomi pointed. "There’s no difference, after all. Two eyes, two hands, two feet."
“HAHAHA! Sorry… sorry,” Peter banged his fists on the ground, trying to stop laughing.
"Whatever… I’ll go to bed." Throwing her empty skewer stick into the fire, Ariana left.
"Tomorrow is a free day," Naomi said. "We can train some more."
"A second. Hey!" Peter rushed off to catch up with Kostel, who was passing nearby.
"Hello, my friend!" Kostel greeted him.
"Yeah…" Peter grabbed the guard’s shoulders and whispered in the head of security's ear. "Heard you got a hundred ounces of gold reward from Alchemy—"
"Melinda…" Kostel sighed. "Such a beautiful name…"
"I want half."
"Err… I dunno, man. I took all the risks, after all… Ten percent?"
"Half. By tomorrow evening. Remember: I made you; I can destroy you," Peter hissed. Kostel mumbled something unintelligible and walked away while the youngster returned to his fire. "We train in the morning, and I'll scout in the afternoon. I'm curious about the other camps."
"There’s no need for that,” Naomi said. “I asked around Yaleward. There’s a joint Australian and New Zealand Campus they consider the most dangerous. The Aussies are mainly Spirit. They tame spiders and order them to paralyze their foes."
"Wow… I have to try it myself," Ariana said.
"The New Zeelanders are big guys, Body Cultivators," Naomi continued.
"A bit cliché," Peter noted.
"The bad news is they took the Chinese flag before the guys we sent. Lagos College took out a German one but was disqualified when they attacked a camp from the Balkans. They used people who were hit and should have stayed out. Two teams from South America were eliminated by a college from... I forgot… the name was strange... They're first place now, followed by us. Last is Tokyo; they played defense, but nobody attacked them."
"I wonder what we did to be included in such a select company," Regina said. "All the other teams are much stronger."
Worldwide? How many Colleges were on Floor Three last week?
But this means that—
I hate Cultivators!
We have to focus on stopping the culling, not daydreaming. Who's creating these quests anyway?
“What the hell do you mean?” Peter hissed, keeping his voice low. “There’s only four of us.>
Shit… Yeah, that’s how girls are… Ari, at least…
I’ll think about it. Now let me enjoy the campfire.