Tang Feng sat on the roof, Tang Fei stood beside him, gesturing as if pointing to the mountains and rivers, saying deeply: "Tiān Xiù is really a great place, beautiful mountains, beautiful waters, beautiful people!"
While speaking, he glanced at Tianxiu's body with excitement and said to Tang Feng: "Feng Shao looks, these two little girls have a great figure!"
Tang Feng rolled her eyes: "Xiao Shu, you're already in your several tens of years, aren't you afraid of getting a long needle eye?"
Tang Fei laughed and said: "So many beauties, you don't know how to appreciate them, it's simply a waste of heaven's gifts! This is simply my old Tang's paradise!"
"Even the most beautiful woman will eventually become a withered skeleton after a hundred years." Tang Feng hesitated for a moment before speaking again, "Aren't you afraid that Fourth Mother will come over and scold you?"
Tang Fei laughed proudly, puffed out his chest, and said with great fanfare: "A real man, a big husband, how can he be afraid of his wife? For the sake of Si Niang, I gave up an entire forest. There are many women who like me, old Tang. Don't be afraid to tell you, since I stopped killing people, I've had at least 80 beauties in my hands. Only Wen Rou Xiang can dissolve my murderous aura and evil energy! It's not that I'm boasting, but my record is the Seven Kingdoms' contention for hegemony! Often playing with phoenixes flying together, people call me the 'Beauty Killer'. Any beauty caught in my sights, none can escape, haha!"
Tang Feixiao obviously entered a boastful state and casually picked up two of the wonderful things that happened with those beautiful girls in the past to talk about.
"I once made a vow." Tang Fei's face turned solemn, and he said with great sorrow: "I want to use the beauty that should have belonged to those enemies who died at my hands to make up for their grievances and resentment towards me before they died. If I don't do this, I, old Tang, will never be able to rest in peace."
Tang Feng's face suddenly turned red with sweat: "Xiao Shu, this oath of yours is really grandiose."
"That's for sure. All these years, I've been fighting for them too. Although I haven't succeeded yet, I believe victory is just around the corner, beckoning to me."
Tang Feng swallowed hard and asked: "How many people have you killed?"
"Thousands of people, I suppose." Tang Fei smiled and spread his large hands in front of him, gazing at them with deep emotion, as if he was staring at the sins he had committed in the past. His hands seemed to have turned a bloody red color, and with a happy expression, he sighed: "The road is long and distant, I still need to work twice as hard."
"Has the sand gotten into your eyes?" Tang Fei asked with a smile, turning her head to look at Tang Feng in puzzlement.
Nothing.
"What were you winking at me for?"
Tang Feng slowly stood up from the eaves, slowly opened a distance of one zhang with Tang Fei Xiao, and urged: "Xiao Shu, you look to your left, and you will see that there are still wonderful things in life."
Tang Feixiao heard the words and turned his head to look, just one glance, his eyes bulged out, his breathing heavy.
Because he saw countless beauties, wearing thin shirts, swimming up and down in an open-air bath, like mermaids, and many people were lightly unbuttoning their shirts, half-concealing and half-exposing their perfectly seductive faces to the air.
Xiao Shu's eyesight was as sharp as an eagle, how could it be so keen? Even if there were three miles away, he still saw clearly, no different from standing close to watch.
Tang Feng explained, "There is a natural spring there, and the water inside should be flowing down from Qu Ting Mountain. It's warm in winter and cool in summer, so Tian Xiu used white jade bricks to turn it into an outdoor bathtub. Many of Tian Xiu's brothers like to go there for a soak at night."
"Wow, you're so clever!" Tang Fei laughed with a thumping heart, "Feng Shao, how did you appear? Did you often stand here doing these things in the past?"
Tang Feng stood up straight and drew a clear boundary with Tang Fei: "How could that be? I'm not that kind of person."
Tang Feixiao swallowed his saliva and sighed: "If only they could take off their clothes cleanly, it would be wonderful!"
Tang Feng slowly backed away, creating a distance of three zhang between him and Tang Fei, then loudly said: "Fourth Uncle, do you still want to see something wonderful?"
Tang Fei smiled and nodded vigorously: "I'm thinking, I'm thinking!"
"Then turn around, behind you, there is enough to make your heart skip a beat, unforgettable, and etched in your memory, wonderful!"
Tang Fei smiled and turned around with a look of yearning on his face, but then his expression suddenly changed to become quite eerie.
Qin Si Niang had a rolling pin on her shoulder, one hand gently placed on Tang Fei Xiao's chest, using her index finger to slowly draw circles, her charming eyes curved, smiling: "Are you happy? Are you surprised?"
Tang Fei smiled very seriously and nodded, then shook his head immediately afterwards.
Her four daughters gritted their teeth tightly, their apricot-like eyes wide open, their willow eyebrows upside down, with a ferocious and sinister face: "I'll make you happy, I'll surprise you!"
While speaking, he raised the rolling pin high and aimed at Tang Feixiao's head, "Bang" "Bang" "Bang" "Bang" "Bang", five consecutive hits, Tang Feixiao didn't make a sound and rolled off the roof like a tumbleweed, face down in the yellow earth and back up to the sky, falling into a big character on the ground.
Qin Si Niang held the rolling pin in her hand, with a sunset behind her back, one hand on her waist, majestic and heroic, she shouted loudly: "You two rascals, how dare you sneak a peek at Tian Xiu's bath? If I catch you again, one comes and I'll kill one, two come and I'll kill both!"
The shrill cry shook the sky and earth, shocking heaven and earth, making all kinds of scoundrels' livers and gallbladders burst, hearing the wind and losing their gall, farting and urinating.
Tang Feng quickly climbed down from the rooftop and squatted beside Tang Fei, poking him with his finger.
No news.
Knock knock, knock...
Xiao Shu opened Tang Feng's hand and muttered impatiently: "Stop messing around, it's still early."
Tang Feng raised his head and looked at Qin Si Niang with an innocent expression: "Not dead yet!"
Fourth daughter's small hand suddenly raised, the rolling pin flew down from mid-air and struck Tang Feixiao's occipital bone with a loud crash. Tang Feixiao convulsed for a moment before falling still.
Tang Feng indignantly said: "This is really the end, this yin villain, truly deserves to die!" While speaking, he also kicked Tang Fei's body twice.
Si Nang hummed coldly, her face a sheet of ice.
At night, I ate dumplings, which were wrapped by several beautiful women with their own hands. They tasted very delicious.
Tang Feng ate while glancing around with his eyes, but none of the girls were willing to talk to him.
Tang Fei laughed and had several big bumps on his forehead, carefully serving dishes to Si Niang. Si Niang glared at him fiercely: "Killed one person, seduced one girl!"
Tang Fei smiled and shrank his neck, weakly saying: "I'm just following the wind to blow some cowhide, Fourth Sister you mustn't take it seriously. By the way, Fourth Sister, your hiding skills are really not bad now, when did you stand behind me without me even realizing?"
"Some people's attention is all drawn to pretty little girls, how would they notice a withered flower like me?"
Tang Fei smiled awkwardly, muttering softly: "I'm old enough to be the father of those little girls, what's the big deal about taking a look? Besides, they're all wearing clothes."
"Your age can be my father!"
"Pffft!" Tang Feng couldn't hold it in and suddenly spat a mouthful of soup water all over Laughing Uncle's face.
"Sorry. I'm just too excited." Tang Feng smiled apologetically at Tang Fei.
The little Mengmeng sitting on the other side of the table was eating dumplings, and when she heard what Si Niang said, her two big eyes turned around in a circle, and suddenly her eyebrows opened with joy, looking at Tang Fei with a smile: "So you're Grandpa!"
"Pfft!" Bai Xiaolou, who was sitting next to Si Niang, couldn't hold it in either and spat a mouthful of soup water onto Si Nang's face.
Tang Fei laughed and wanted to cry without tears, while Fourth Sister's face was full of embarrassment.
This is Xiaomengmeng's second nickname for Tang Feixiao after "Big Bad Egg". However, compared to this one, Tang Feixiao would rather let Xiaomengmeng call him "Big Bad Egg". The nature of the latter nickname really makes Tang Feixiao feel guilty.
At night when going to sleep, Tang Feng heard Fourth Sister laughing loudly in the next room, and Xiao Mengmeng cheering her on from the side.
The next morning, Tang Feng had just finished washing up and was about to take Bai Xiaolou to Cultivate on Qu Ting Mountain when he saw that the eleven core disciples of Tian Xiu Nei Zong, led by Mo Liu Su, had arrived at Yan Liu.
In the main courtyard, Tang Fei was lying on a reclining chair with a blue nose and swollen face, snoring loudly. It seemed that Fourth Young Mistress had kept him up all night.
"How did Brother Tang get beaten up like this?" Mo Liu Su asked with a shocked expression.
Other Tianxiu brothers may not know the true identity of Tang Feixiao and Qin Si Niang, but the eleven core brothers have received instructions from Bai Suzi to treat them with brotherly courtesy when they meet. These two masters are prestigious in status and powerful in strength, and are not people that Tianxiu can afford to be careless with.
Tang Feng looked at Tang Fei with a smile and sighed sympathetically: "Domestic violence, what a sad word!"
Ten fingers covering their mouths in laughter, the branches of flowers swaying. With Tang Fei's strength, it's likely that only Qin Si Niang could beat him up like this.
"Feng Shidi, has your injury healed?" Mo Liu Su looked at Tang Feng and recalled yesterday's events, her face involuntarily turning red.
"Yesterday was already great, and Tang Feng still had to thank Mo Shijie for her wonderful skill in reviving him."
"Feng Shidi has gone out, and Liushu can't join you on the battlefield, so I can only do these small things."
"Master sister is too humble, if it wasn't for master sister, I reckon I'd still be lying in bed for another half month. By the way, what brings you here this time?" Tang Feng looked at Mo Liu Su with a puzzled expression.
He himself and the eleven core brothers didn't have much of a relationship, except for Mo Liu Su. In recent times, they had been in contact more frequently, and Tang Feng was also familiar with Yang Yuer, which was thanks to Yang Yuer often bullying him in the past.
Mo Liu Su hadn't spoken yet, when Su Yan, the second-ranked core disciple, stepped forward and bowed his hands: "Feng Shidi, the Sect Master has ordered us to come and learn sword techniques from you!"
Although the words were somewhat cold, Su Yan's expression and eyes had a hidden admiration, and also some dissatisfaction.
They were all the third-generation elite nurtured by Tianxiu's great strength, but in the last trial with Juxiandian, they suffered a crushing defeat. Although there were also factors such as insufficient cultivation time and inferior realm compared to others, for them, it was still a great humiliation. If not for Tang Feng's timely intervention and Bai Xiaolou's help, Tianxiu would have been utterly disgraced.
It was then that Tian Xiu's attitude towards Tang Feng underwent a drastic change. This man was no longer the detestable pretty boy he once was, nor was he the nauseating fake lady. He had become a real man, one who could bring them honor, one who could do things that women couldn't.