Where to start?

  All actions of the above high-ranking officials are in an alternate world; if there is any similarity, it is purely coincidental!

  Her cerebral cortex was injured, and everyone knew the consequences. She would definitely fall into a state of "intermittent amnesia". Moreover, this time it was a bit serious. When Gong Xiaoyue thought she had only suffered a flesh wound, in fact, after Concubine entered a coma, if she had been properly rested, she could have woken up immediately. The key was that afterwards, there was no rest. They traveled the whole way on mountain roads, and with all the bumps along the way, how could her fragile brain calm down? Therefore, she remained dazed and confused. On the surface, it seemed like Concubine was still in a coma, but in reality, Concubine's "brainstorm" was experiencing a magnificent and tumultuous worldly vicissitude!

  Headache, unbearable pain! Caused the inner court "wild history fantasy" to jump to the person who made her heart ache the most: The great Li Zicheng!

  The person he respected most from childhood to adulthood was him, and the one he pitied most was also him.

  Li Zicheng's life was strangely mysterious.

  It's so bizarre that it defies common sense.

  Li Zicheng was a Jia Baoyu in his youth, but grew up to be a Foc Dajun, and later became a combination of Song Jiang and Lu Junyi from Water Margin, with a dash of Wu Dalang's extraordinary history. In his life, he integrated almost all the artistic images familiar to Chinese people, which is why he was so famous. This also explains why the imperial court had a special affection for him.

  Another big clever thing, he personally cast his horoscope on September 22, 1606, and was born into a large family in Mizhi, Shaanxi. The birthday of the yamen is also September 22nd! Isn't it strange?

  The family that Li Zicheng had chosen for himself was quite good, with money, servants and beautiful young maids. So in his childhood, Li Zicheng happily went to school, waiting only for him to grow up so he could flirt with the pretty sisters and Lin Mei. But somehow, when Li Zicheng grew old enough to do so, a dense black cloud suddenly appeared in the southeast, a yellowish-green cloud rapidly approaching.

  Locusts come to eat birds, chirping and tweeting start eating.

  The locusts ate for one year and came again in the second year.

  The third year the locusts didn't come, a drought came instead.

  Thus, Brother Cheng and his family finally joined the ranks of the proletariat revolution with honor. Brother Cheng's personal fate also took a sharp turn for the worse, transforming from the spoiled son Jia Baoyu to the horseman Fodder Deng, beginning his ill-fated youth.

  But in these two days and nights of turmoil, we were "bravely throwing ourselves" into this miserable period of his bitter struggle.

  She's humming, not wanting to drink water, every time she hums is a difficult life!

  She (he) was sent to the temple by her (his) family to be a dependent monk, but soon she (he) was beaten half to death by a hidden master in the temple and thrown out of the temple gate. Hmph.

  She (he) was sent to another woman's home to herd horses, this woman hated this good-for-nothing, and drove her (him) out of the house. Humming again.

  She (he) was sent again to a family with the surname Ji as an outsider to herd sheep and was fired again. Still humming.

  She (he) was sent to another family with the surname Ai to herd horses. This time, she (he) had good luck and wasn't driven out by Old Ai's family. Instead, they tied her (him) to a wooden stake and whipped her (him) mercilessly, ordering her (him) to spit out the lamb she (he) had stolen. Oh, silent lamb! She (he) almost got beaten to death! This time, the humming sound was the longest, and it hurt terribly.

  Of course, the one who suffered the most was still being beaten. The worst part is that she (he) changed from Ma Fu Jiao Da to Wu Dalang Bird!!

  She (he) married a wife with the surname Han, but unexpectedly, this woman was a jinx. As soon as she entered the house, her (his) father died immediately after.

  What's more, this woman is having an affair!!

  Gong Xiaoyue's most difficult time was when she drank water, which happened to be the same time as the government official went to catch the adulterer! The official was so angry that he almost burst his lungs!!

  The eunuch did not knock on the door, but quietly used the tip of his knife to lift the door latch and slipped in. He crept to the side of the door and took a peek inside - his brain suddenly exploded with a loud bang!! On the bed lay two people, an adulterous couple! It was clear that they had just finished their illicit affair and were now whispering sweet nothings to each other.

  The eunuch let out a loud roar and rushed in!

  But then the scoundrel showed off his good skills, coming and going with the yamen's Longshan Fist and Beishan Fist, exchanging moves in a flash. However, the yamen was no match for him, and before he knew it, the scoundrel had vanished into thin air, leaving behind only the sound of his fart!

  The official was stunned for a moment, and suddenly let out a sorrowful and angry roar! (At this time, it was the most critical moment in reality, Gong Xiaoyue was also annoyed, and she pushed her away fiercely.)

  The adulterer escaped from the scene with this trick, but he will bring disaster to the yamen!

  "The Great Ming Code" stipulates: Catch both the adulterer and the adulteress!

  If the adulterous couple is caught and killed on the spot, the most that will happen to the yamen runner is that it will be considered a case of justified homicide, and he will receive praise and applause for his actions.

  However, the adulterer has escaped! This will put the yamen in an extremely awkward position!!

  The most infuriating thing is that the adulterous woman took advantage of the chaos and slipped away, but the yamen (government office) caught the adultery without seeing the pair!

  Angry Birds!!

  Extremely Angry Bird!!

  The courtyard is now thoroughly exploding into a small universe!!

  Bastard!!

  Bastard!!!

  I want to turn those adulterers into streetlights!!

  Everyone must be puzzled, she (he) wants revenge, should be killing, why "adultery"?

  Cough, this is still because of Gōng Xiǎo Shǎo Niǎo

  He was in the government office, at a time when "green clouds were dense" and "blood feuds ran deep", yet he was touching her buttocks back and forth, pulling and pulling on her little tender flesh, making the government office "passionate and surging". How could they not think of just one word: "debauchery"?

  Then, an hour after Gong Xiaoshao left his tent, "Green Cloud Cover" + "Blood Sea Deep Feud" + "Lust Demon Possession" version of Li Zicheng's inner courtyard, "Awakened" bird!

  The official slowly got up, with a thud, and fell to the ground, his pants hadn't been put on properly.

  She slowly pulled up her pants, but didn't pull them up well. Half of the clothes were stuffed into the pants and half fell outside, sloppy and disheveled, she walked out of the tent with a swagger.

  Actually, eyes shine brightly, emitting red light!

  On her left side, she saw a camp tent.

  She looked up and saw another tent on her right side.

  To the left of the tent, human figures are swaying, as if a man is taking off his clothes, then the lights go out.

  To the right of the tent, a figure was seen, and it seemed that another man was undressing, then the light went out.

  Take off your clothes! Take off your clothes!!

  For a moment, it violently stirred up the fierce beast in the official's chest!

  The adulterer is on the left! The adulteress is on the right!!!

  Look at me one by one go cheat! One by one go cheat!!

  Left side, right side

  Alright, men on the left and women on the right, I am now Li Zicheng, a man, so first to the left!

  Then, the official slowly walked away to the left.

  All "disputes" since then have started from this "man left woman right"!

  Poor Zheng Xiaoliu has always "hated it to the bone" and his first defeat was at this "male left female right".

  The truth is, God is crazy.

  The tent visible on the left is exactly where Hu Lai Xianzi is resting, and on the right is Zheng Xiaoliu!!

  Why is it "male left female right"!! You damn well are a girl, how come you ran to the left first!!

  Although she "bullied" me for the first half of the night and "bullied" me for the second half of the night, time really is short, but after all, there is a distinction between before and after!!

  The first time! The first time!!

  Zheng Xiaoliu wanted to cry and complain, but could only go find Li Zicheng to settle the score. Who made him a man? Haha. Gao Taigong first went to "cheat" on his wife, Hu Lai Xianzi didn't even dream of it, and in an instant, he picked up such a big bargain!!