It is said that when Taiping Princess was eight years old, she went to her grandmother's house to play and was raped by her cousin He Lan Minzhi.
This is nothing, Niub's table brother and her grandma had an affair. Isn't it messy?
He Lan Minzhi was the son of Wu Zetian's sister, making him her nephew. He was later adopted into the Wu family, also making him a nephew. The Yang woman he had an affair with was actually his paternal grandmother, and nominally his wet nurse.
He Lan Min must have mental illness, and Lu Zhan is also problematic. The key point is that his grandmother's age is too old! Wu Zetian's mother married her father when she was 40 years old, gave birth to three daughters, and then the three daughters had children and messed around with their children... How many years apart are they?!
It's really helpless to bring up this messy thing, because after a round of chaotic baptism, the muddled brain inside the courtyard has changed roles again!! She doesn't go to find that elegant person anymore, she specifically looks for bird people! Now, she is actually the grandmother of He Lan Min!!!
This is the most enviable person in the world, and at such an old age, she has caught up with such a young man. Now that she's "full of food and wine", she naturally only thinks of Old Lady Wu.
Climax is not something everyone can enjoy, and the imperial concubine is also a rare person. The Hu Lai Xianzi under her hips was even "played" dizzy by her.
Oh, absolutely can't say that, it would totally damage the heroic image of Xianzi. Hehe. Actually, Xianzi doesn't need to worry about it either, because later on Zheng Xiaoliu will end up in the same situation. If they want to tear someone apart, the two of them can only go and tear apart Wei Xiaobai and Gong Xiaoyue! It's their magical medicine that combined with the magical body of Yayun, releasing a magical effect: men originally get dizzy from smelling the fragrance, then they're dying for it, and with one shot, it's absolutely thoroughly "ecstatic".
The magical concubine is even more magical because of this medicine: she "unconsciously" becomes a bird, "absorbs the essence" and becomes the king, pounces on that man's body, clamps down, and the man's bones are scattered, squeezing out their last drop of yang energy... It's a bit scary to say, but isn't this every normal woman's normal fantasy? Hehe, Concubine is also fortunate in misfortune, thus becoming the top-grade, genuine, and extremely demonic goods!
It hurts, and tears are streaming down. However, it's a pain with great historical significance!
For the first time! The imperial concubine truly entered the highest realm of desire, as if worshiping a deity, her body in heaven, blessings to her soul!
Perhaps, in this way of thinking, Comrade Hu Lai should not be disappointed with the bird. At least, this "first time" was a great success. Although Comrade Hu Lai's participation was somewhat lacking, his powerful and strong ancestral spirit was just right, deeply moving and sacred, still showing off his mighty masculine style.
Then, the official still savored a huge and elegant meat dish, with "fish" that emitted an ocean-like fragrance all over his body, or a "camel's hump" that was soft as clouds and steaming hot. The official did not deny that he was indeed a coarse and vulgar meat-eater, indulging in the feeling of having a full stomach, and instead of deceiving his own body, it was better to sincerely thank nature for granting us our desires!
The role's transformation, she hasn't forgotten that she still has a "right side", and hasn't forgotten a fragrant "treacherous" one.
She swayed and staggered, her bones as if flowing like spring water, her whole body dazed and confused, lustful beasts lurking, she "drove" from the left to the right.
It was already late at night, with a bright moon and sparse stars. The air seemed to be filled with a kind of beauty that enveloped her.
Like the Fairy Who Treads on the Moon
Ruana Huacheng Imperial Noble Consort
The bird on top of Zheng Xiaoliu's bed in the government office.
It so happened that Zheng Jing also took off his military uniform and slept with his face inward, thinking of only one person, Han Yingqin.
A youth, a youth, heaven has endowed him with great martial prowess.
However, this is also a living ancestor!
Little Hao's ancestor would give himself a strange nickname, he told his father that our family's ancestors are not human.
The leader hastily covered his red and swollen little mouth: Child, what did you eat? Wrong disorder bird?
Han Xiaozuzong said calmly in the leader's hands:
"I dreamed of a long, long time ago, at the foot of Changbai Mountain, there was a clear spring. The water of the spring was so crystal clear and sweet, like jade, refreshing one's heart. One day, three beautiful fairy sisters flew over from the edge of the sky. Seeing that the spring was so sweet and there was no one around, the three sisters were moved by their hearts, took off their feather clothes, jumped into the water, and swam freely. The three sisters only indulged in the warm and cool spring water, without noticing that in the forest, a pair of eyes stared at them tightly!"
At this point, the leader's eyes were strange and even painful. They called their family to see too many bad books. —— The little bad mouth continued to mutter.
"Who's peeking?" Little evil spirit is fully present, quite into it.
"It was a beautiful bird, with a pink beak and multicolored feathers, and on its head there was also a bright red crest. In its mouth it held a bright red fruit. The youngest of the three sisters saw this bird and liked it so much that she stretched out her snowy white hands, and all of a sudden the bird flew right into her palms. The little sister happily turned around and showed the bird in her hands to her two older sisters, but as soon as she did, the bright red fruit that the bird was holding in its mouth suddenly fell down, and without fail it landed right in the little sister's mouth! And then, after a few days had passed, the little sister became pregnant."
The leader was shocked! Not only did he cover the little rascal's mouth, but also scolded, "What have you all shown him!! This little rabbit!!" The guards were at a loss for words, but the little rabbit in the leader's palm continued to shout.
"Dad, Dad, she's carrying our family's ancestor!!"
Tsk tsk, this is the most widely spread anecdote about Han Da-jin's childhood, but it also indirectly reveals that this great god isn't a good thing either!
So he made an arbitrary decision at today's meeting: I'll go undercover tomorrow, and you all be careful!
Another round of "strictly waiting" has begun. This old man is best at playing tricks, suddenly issuing orders, and if you are not in a state of high alert at all times, he can strip you of your military uniform in public and have you permanently removed from the army!!!
Always be vigilant, always be vigilant. Zheng Jing couldn't help but laugh and said that following this old man to participate in military exercises was really a tough job, not a single day could he sleep well.
However
Really "being vigilant at all times" is good!
Zheng Xiaoliu suddenly had an epiphany in his drowsy state and made a swift, decisive move - a perfect carp flip!
Who?!
The wicked person has already been thoroughly subdued under his body.
However,
What a painful history! What an infuriating history!
Just like what happened in the left-wing camp.
"Really?!?!"
Next, the second is the world's most extraordinary and peerless, Zhen Bird.
Tomorrow, "Gao Lao Zhuang" will be upgraded to V, thank you all for squatting in this pit and whispering together, haha. In the future, there will be various tickets to support, no personal tickets, the little sisters are also happy and excited, let's continue to whisper and walk through life together! Bow bow.
