> Chapter 18: Imperial Reunion
The imperial dining chamber gleamed in the gentle light of a hundred carefully pced nterns, their fmes reflecting off polished jade and cquerware. Carved wooden screens depicted scenes from ancient mythology—dragons soaring through celestial clouds, immortals traversing sacred mountains—framing the intimate space where the Empress dined privately with her closest advisors. Tonight, however, the chamber had been cleared of all but essential servants, who stood with downcast eyes along the perimeter.
Empress Zhu Youzhen sat alone at the low table, dressed in imperial yellow silk embroidered with subtle phoenixes that caught the light with her slightest movement. Her ebony hair had been arranged in an eborate style secured with golden pins shaped like dragons, a small crown perched atop the complex creation. Her face—porcein-smooth with high cheekbones and almond-shaped eyes framed by delicately arched brows—showed subtle signs of fatigue. The consequence of weeks managing court politics without Sam's intimidating presence to enforce compliance.
When the door opened without announcement, she looked up sharply. Sam entered with unhurried strides, his dark blue silk robes almost severe in their simplicity compared to the ornate decorations surrounding him. His raven-bck hair caught the mplight, occasionally shimmering with silver highlights that matched his inhuman eyes. Those eyes—metallic silver with no discernible pupils—scanned the room with casual assessment, noting the positions of each servant before settling on Youzhen herself.
"Master Zhu," she acknowledged, inclining her head with precise measurement of respect—neither too deep to suggest submission nor too shallow to imply equality. "The court welcomes your return."
Sam's lips curved slightly, not quite reaching a smile. "The court wasn't consulted," he replied, taking his pce opposite her without waiting for formal invitation. "But I appreciate the sentiment."
A servant immediately approached, head bowed so low he seemed to be examining his own feet, offering a porcein cup of warm rice wine. Sam accepted it with a casual gesture, his eyes never leaving Youzhen's face.
"Your holiday concluded earlier than anticipated," she observed, maintaining the careful diplomatic tone she'd perfected during their months of interaction. "I trust it proved satisfactory?"
Sam took a measured sip of wine before responding. "I didn't find anyone interesting," he said with blunt simplicity, "so I came back early." His voice lowered slightly as he added, "I missed your cunt."
The crude nguage hung in the air like a thundercp in the refined imperial setting. A servant nearly dropped a porcein dish, catching it at the st moment while keeping his eyes glued firmly to the polished floor. Youzhen's composure flickered momentarily—a brief widening of her eyes the only indication of surprise before imperial control reasserted itself.
"How fortunate for the empire that other distractions proved insufficient," she replied with remarkable steadiness, gesturing for servants to begin bringing the carefully prepared dishes.
Sam's lips twitched in amusement at her diplomatic evasion. "It was a productive holiday," he acknowledged, watching as servants pced elegant arrangements of steamed fish, roasted duck, and various vegetable dishes on the table. "Spending time without people can be remarkably efficient."
He selected a morsel of duck with casual precision, tasting it with evident appreciation. "I haven't eaten for nearly a month," he commented between bites, "which makes even imperial cuisine taste exceptional."
This casual statement—as impossible as ciming he hadn't breathed for weeks—drew a puzzled gnce from Youzhen. "Surely you exaggerate, Master Zhu," she suggested carefully. "Everyone requires sustenance to live."
"Everyone human, perhaps," Sam replied with a shrug, helping himself to more food with appetite that belied his cim yet somehow made it more disturbing. "My requirements differ in several fundamental aspects."
Rather than pursue this unsettling topic, Youzhen directed the conversation toward governance. "The dynasty has maintained stability in your absence," she reported, selecting small portions of vegetables with delicate movements. "Military preparedness continues according to your suggested reforms, and provincial tax collection has improved eleven percent over previous quarterly reports."
Sam nodded, unsurprised. "You've proven reasonably competent at administration," he acknowledged, the faint praise carrying more weight than effusive compliments might have from anyone else. "The pace gossip suggests you've even begun asserting independent authority among court officials."
This observation—implying he somehow knew details of court interactions despite his absence—caused Youzhen to pause briefly before responding. "Effective governance requires clear authority chains," she offered neutrally. "Officials function better with consistent direction."
"Indeed they do," Sam agreed, his silver eyes studying her with that peculiar intensity that always made her feel transparent despite carefully maintained imperial composure. "Fear provides excellent motivation for humans in positions of power. Your ancestors understood this principle quite thoroughly."
He consumed more food with evident enjoyment, occasionally selecting items from dishes before they were formally presented—a subtle viotion of imperial dining protocols that servants carefully pretended not to notice. His manners, while not deliberately offensive, conveyed clear disregard for ceremony that would have been unthinkable from anyone else in the Empress's presence.
"There remain challenges," Youzhen admitted after several minutes of quiet dining. "The southern provinces report increased unrest. Poor harvests and persistent drought conditions have pushed desperate farmers toward rebellion in several districts."
Sam gnced up from his meal with renewed interest. "Li Zicheng still causing problems?"
"His forces have diminished significantly since your—" she hesitated, searching for appropriate terminology, "—interventions. But yes, remnants continue motivating local grievances into organized resistance."
"Predictable," Sam commented, reaching for his wine cup. "Hungry peasants make excellent recruits for anyone promising food. Are the imperial granary reserves insufficient?"
Youzhen's expression tightened slightly. "We've dispatched relief supplies, but transportation difficulties and local corruption have limited effectiveness. Not everyone receives what's allocated."
Sam gestured around the dining chamber with his free hand, indicating the eborate feast spread before them. "Yet the Forbidden City eats like this while peasants starve," he observed bluntly. "An arrangement your ancestors found consistently problematic throughout Chinese history."
The statement—delivered without particur emphasis yet cutting directly through diplomatic niceties—struck Youzhen with unexpected force. Imperial training had emphasized her elevated position above common concerns, yet Sam's brutal simplification highlighted the disconnect between pace luxury and provincial suffering.
"I would absolutely abstain from such comforts if it would feed my people properly," she responded with surprising heat, genuine emotion breaking through imperial composure.
Sam studied her with renewed interest, catching the fsh of sincerity in her response. "I believe you would," he acknowledged, the statement carrying unusual weight from someone who rarely offered genuine praise. "Which already pces you above eighty percent of rulers throughout human history."
He selected another piece of roasted duck, considering it briefly before adding: "Though I'd rather see you grow to your full potential instead of starving yourself needlessly. Symbolic deprivation rarely solves systemic problems."
Youzhen absorbed this assessment with complex emotions flickering behind her carefully maintained expression. "What of the former Crown Prince?" she asked, shifting topics with careful precision. "His household sent three separate petitions this week requesting increased stipends and additional servants."
Sam's expression darkened momentarily. "Your brother remains troublesome even in diminished circumstances," he observed, setting down his chopsticks. "Unsurprising, given his upbringing. Entitlement rarely dissolves simply because circumstances change."
"He believes his connection to me grants him special privileges," Youzhen agreed, her tone suggesting long-standing frustration. "As do several cousins and uncles who survived the... adjustments."
"Family entanglements," Sam remarked with evident distaste. "A persistent weakness in hereditary power structures. Your retives believe proximity to the throne shields them from consequences."
Youzhen set down her cup with careful precision. "I've made it abundantly clear that familial connections offer no special protection. They serve at the empire's pleasure, not their own."
"Words," Sam dismissed with a casual wave. "Humans respond more reliably to demonstrations than decrations. Your brother particurly requires firmer education regarding his new position."
The implication hung heavy in the air—Sam's "educational" methods typically involved dismemberment and public executions. Youzhen straightened slightly, imperial authority crystallizing in her posture.
"The imperial family remains my responsibility," she stated firmly. "I appreciate your concern, but these matters require careful handling through established traditions."
Sam's silver eyes studied her with renewed interest at this direct assertion of authority. "Perhaps," he allowed, surprisingly amenable to her cim. "Family politics contain nuances beyond my immediate interest. Just ensure your retives don't undermine administrative efficiency or military preparedness."
He leaned forward slightly, voice dropping to a deceptively gentle tone. "Your uncle Liu has been particurly busy cultivating retionships with northern garrison commanders. A curious hobby for someone with no official military role."
Youzhen's eyes widened slightly—this specific information clearly unexpected. "I... was unaware of those activities," she admitted, quickly recovering her composure. "I'll address the matter personally."
"Do," Sam advised, returning to his meal with casual indifference. "I'd hate to find it necessary to handle your family problems myself. The body count might make holiday celebrations awkward."
His dark humor—casually referencing mass executions as merely "awkward"—drew no visible reaction from Youzhen, who had grown accustomed to his disturbing perspectives after months of close interaction.
"I assure you, imperial retives will not threaten the dynasty's stability," she stated with firm confidence. "Their ambitions remain contained within controlble parameters."
Sam nodded absently, apparently satisfied with this assurance for the moment. "Speaking of threats," he continued, smoothly transitioning topics, "your Portuguese trade representatives should be closely monitored in coming months."
"Oh?" Youzhen prompted, grateful for the subject change. "They've become increasingly insistent regarding expanded port access, but present no immediate security concerns."
"They will," Sam replied with certainty that bordered on prophecy. "Once the Thirty Years' War concludes in Europe, maritime expansion will accelerate dramatically. Portuguese, Dutch, English—all hungrily eyeing Chinese markets with diminishing respect for imperial authority."
Youzhen frowned slightly at the unfamiliar reference. "The... Thirty Years' War?" she inquired carefully. Like many of Sam's casual references to events or concepts beyond her knowledge, this one required careful navigation.
"European conflict," he crified without actually expining anything. "Currently reshaping military technologies and commercial ambitions in ways that will eventually reach your shores. Prepare accordingly."
Youzhen nodded as if this expnation crified matters, though Sam's precise meaning remained obscure. Over months of interaction, she'd grown accustomed to his cryptic statements about events that hadn't yet occurred or carried names no one recognized. The court had developed an unspoken practice of simply accepting these pronouncements without requesting crification—questions typically led to either dismissive responses or disturbing tangents about future developments no one truly wished to understand.
"We've strengthened coastal fortifications at Guangzhou and Ningbo," she offered instead, focusing on practical matters. "Though foreign cannon technology increasingly concerns our military engineers."
"It should," Sam confirmed, selecting a slice of steamed fish with precise movements. "European metallurgy is advancing rapidly. Within two decades, their naval guns will outrange and outpower anything your current foundries can produce."
He consumed the fish with evident appreciation before adding: "I could provide design improvements for your artillery that would maintain military parity. Simple adjustments to existing manufacturing techniques—nothing requiring advanced materials or processes beyond current capabilities."
This unexpected offer—practical assistance rather than destructive intervention—caught Youzhen by surprise. "That would be... extremely valuable," she acknowledged, careful not to appear too eager. "Our foundry masters would certainly appreciate such guidance."
Sam shrugged as if offering revolutionary military technology were a minor courtesy. "I'll have schematics prepared for your engineers by next week. Though implementation will require clearing out incompetent administrators still lingering in your armaments bureau."
"Minister Zhou oversees weapons manufacturing," Youzhen noted with slight hesitation. "He survived the purges by demonstrating reasonable efficiency."
"'Reasonable' won't suffice against European naval power," Sam countered bluntly. "Zhou maintains his position through political connections rather than technical competence. His nephew married your cousin's daughter st spring, I believe?"
This casually accurate reference to imperial family connections—information Sam shouldn't logically possess given his absence—caused Youzhen to pause mid-reach for her wine cup. His seemingly omniscient awareness of court matters had always disturbed her, but this particur knowledge of intimate family arrangements suggested surveilnce capabilities beyond normal human means.
"Your intelligence gathering remains impressive," she observed carefully, neither confirming nor denying his statement about Minister Zhou's family connections.
Sam's lips curved in that not-quite-smile that never reached his silver eyes. "I pay attention," he replied simply, the non-expnation typical of his approach to most questions. "Knowledge provides advantage. Advantage ensures survival. Basic principles apply across all civilizations."
They continued dining in retive silence for several minutes, Youzhen visibly contempting his various observations and suggestions while Sam consumed his meal with methodical appreciation. The servants maintained their careful invisibility, moving with practiced efficiency to repce empty dishes and refill wine cups without drawing attention to themselves.
"There remain challenges in the southern provinces," Youzhen eventually continued, returning to their earlier discussion. "Li Zicheng's remaining forces have established strongholds in mountainous regions where imperial troops struggle to maintain effective pursuit."
"Asymmetrical warfare," Sam observed, nodding slightly. "Rebels hide among civilian poputions, strike vulnerable targets, then disappear before conventional forces can respond. A consistently effective strategy against superior military power throughout human history."
He set down his chopsticks, expression thoughtful. "Your ancestor Zhu Yuanzhang faced simir challenges when establishing the Ming Dynasty. His solution proved remarkably effective, if somewhat brutal by contemporary standards."
"The Hongwu Emperor executed suspected rebel sympathizers in contested territories," Youzhen acknowledged, her historical knowledge impressive for someone educated primarily in cssical literature and court etiquette. "Vilges harboring resistance fighters were sometimes eliminated entirely."
"Effective, if somewhat inefficient," Sam agreed, his casual discussion of mass executions startling in its clinical detachment. "Modern approaches can achieve simir results with more precise targeting. Identifying actual network nodes rather than simply punishing proximity reduces unnecessary casualties while maintaining deterrent effects."
Youzhen studied him with carefully guarded expression. "Would you—" she began, then paused, clearly weighing her words carefully, "—consider assisting with these southern disturbances?"
The question hung between them, loaded with unspoken implications. They both knew exactly what "assistance" had meant during the corruption purges—systematic executions, public dismemberments, entire families eliminated as examples. Efficiency achieved through methodical terror.
Sam allowed the silence to stretch uncomfortably before responding. "Are you requesting my particur problem-solving methods, Empress?" he asked, voice deceptively casual. "They tend to produce significant body counts, as you'll recall."
"I would welcome your strategic assessment," Youzhen modified carefully, avoiding direct request for his lethal intervention. "Perhaps identifying specific targets where precise action might yield maximum stabilization."
Sam studied her with that penetrating silver gaze that always made her feel utterly transparent. "You've become more politically adept," he observed, the statement carrying undertones of both approval and warning. "Requesting intelligence rather than direct intervention allows you to maintain moral distance from whatever methods I might employ."
He selected a slice of gzed pork, considering it briefly before continuing. "Strategically sound, though somewhat transparent to anyone with reasonable perception. Your court officials would recognize the maneuver immediately."
"My responsibility remains to the empire's stability," Youzhen countered, neither confirming nor denying his assessment. "Information allowing targeted response serves imperial interests better than widespread disruption."
Sam nodded, accepting this diplomatic framing without further comment. "I'll consider southern intervention after addressing more immediate matters," he finally concluded. "The rebellion presents minimal strategic threat compared to northern border security and European maritime encroachment."
The discussion had reached a natural conclusion—Sam effectively dictating priorities while maintaining the polite fiction of imperial authority. Youzhen accepted this arrangement with practiced grace, having long since learned to navigate the complex power dynamics of their unique retionship.
"Your insights remain invaluable to imperial governance," she acknowledged, the formal phrase containing just enough genuine respect to avoid appearing sycophantic.
Sam consumed another piece of duck, studying her with clinical interest as he chewed. After swallowing, he asked abruptly: "Do you still hate me, Empress?"
The unexpected question—so contrary to their carefully maintained diplomatic performance—struck Youzhen like a physical blow. Her perfect composure slipped momentarily, eyes widening with genuine shock before imperial control reasserted itself.
"I..." she began, then faltered, clearly uncertain how to navigate this dangerous territory.
"For your father," Sam crified unnecessarily, his tone conversational despite the explosive topic. "The fear I inspired indirectly killed him, after all. His heart simply couldn't sustain the stress of my presence. A common biological response in older humans exposed to perceived existential threats."
Youzhen sat perfectly still, even her breathing controlled as she considered her response. The truth—that she had indeed bmed Sam for her father's premature death—seemed dangerous to acknowledge directly. Yet lying to someone who could possibly read thoughts seemed equally perilous.
"My personal feelings remain irrelevant to imperial governance," she finally answered, diplomatic training providing a path that neither confirmed nor denied. "The dynasty's stability transcends individual considerations."
Sam ughed—a genuine sound containing actual amusement rather than mockery. "Beautifully evasive," he acknowledged, raising his wine cup in mock toast. "Neither confirmation nor denial while emphasizing duty above emotion. Your tutors taught you well."
He set down his cup, silver eyes fixing her with unsettling directness. "But we both know the truth, don't we? You despise me for destroying your father while simultaneously recognizing your complete dependence on my continued favor. The cognitive dissonance must be fascinating to experience."
The brutal accuracy of this assessment—ying bare psychological contradictions she herself struggled to reconcile—momentarily shattered Youzhen's diplomatic mask. Real emotion fshed across her features before imperial control could suppress it.
"Yes," she admitted simply, the single sylble containing years of carefully concealed resentment. "But it changes nothing."
Sam nodded, seemingly satisfied with this moment of genuine honesty. "Precisely why you remain interesting," he noted cryptically. "Most humans colpse under such contradictions, becoming either hateful revenge-seekers or broken sycophants. You've maintained functional integration despite irreconcible emotional states. Impressive for your species."
This bizarre compliment—comparing her to her "species" as if he belonged to something entirely different—received no direct response. Youzhen had grown accustomed to such statements, filing them among the many disturbing peculiarities that defined Master Zhu's presence at court.
"I require entertainment," Sam announced suddenly, the abrupt change of topic breaking through the tension his previous question had created.
Youzhen blinked, momentarily disoriented by the conversational shift. "Of course," she recovered quickly. "I can have musicians summoned, or perhaps traditional opera performers if you prefer—"
Before she could complete the suggestion, Sam rose fluidly from his seated position, moved around the table with inhuman speed, and scooped her into his arms with casual strength that made imperial robes and eborate headdress suddenly irrelevant. He lifted her against his chest in bridal style, her feet dangling helplessly above the polished floor.
"I meant you," he crified unnecessarily, already moving toward the chamber exit.
"Master Zhu!" Youzhen gasped, imperial composure shattered by the unexpected maneuver. Her hands instinctively clutched at his shoulders for stability as he carried her past stunned servants whose eyes remained fixed on the floor with almost supernatural determination—each pretending with desperate intensity that they noticed absolutely nothing unusual about the Empress being carried off like captured prey.
"The meal—" she protested weakly, gesturing toward the abandoned feast.
"Will keep," Sam finished, not slowing his purposeful stride as he exited the dining chamber and proceeded down the corridor toward her private apartments. "I've sampled sufficient cuisine for now. Other appetites require attention."
Guards stationed along the passageway froze in perfect stillness as they passed, carefully appearing to notice absolutely nothing about this fgrant viotion of imperial protocols. Their sophisticated training in neutrality suggested considerable practice ignoring simir incidents during Sam's previous residence.
"This is highly irregur," Youzhen murmured as they approached her private chambers, voice lowered though her objection remained purely formuic—a necessary performance of reluctance rather than genuine resistance.
"Predictable observation," Sam replied, not slowing his pace. "Your need to verbalize objections you don't actually mean remains a curious human trait. We both know exactly how this night concludes."
The blunt assessment—stripping away diplomatic pretense with characteristic directness—silenced further protests. By the time they reached the imperial bedchamber, Youzhen had shifted from performative reluctance to practical acceptance, her body already responding to proximity despite lingering resentment.
Imperial guards stood at attention outside the private chambers, their eyes fixed forward with practiced determination as Sam carried their sovereign through massive doors inid with golden dragons. The moment they crossed the threshold, attendants within the antechamber found urgent reasons to exit through side passages, their carefully averted gazes and hurried movements suggesting well-established protocols for Master Zhu's irregur visits.