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Eradicator

  Stefan prays to Beatle, silently in an abandoned temple, one with a mysterious black spiral, though having a Beatle Statue at the center of it. Unlike a Church, it had a table for sacrificing… something… or… someone. “Oh, Beatle… Oh, great and bountiful savior… Thank you… Thank you so much for showing me… what it means to bring people to their fates… To their destiny… To kill all life… And bring them to-...”

  “Hahahahahahahahhahaha…” said a monotonous voice, echoing in the cold darkness of this abandoned temple. “I can see you’re also a disciple of the Black Spiral…”

  “I am a Disciple of Beatle Saint King!”

  “Exactly… Beatle Saint King’s ORIGINAL belief… He believed in peace and autonomy… freedom… dignity… And he later turned it into a foolish playground where only he gets to judge the bullies. He beats them up, places them to cosmic prison, and eevrybody calls him some kind of hero. Superheroes were once judge, jury, executioner who eradicated ALL LIFE… ALL IS AN ENEMY OF BEATLE SAINT KING!!! ALL MUST DIE… ALL MUST BE DESTROYED!!! God has given me this repertoire.To become… no… not a legend… A hero…”

  Stefan smiles, lovingly and beautifully, crying. “Such a way with words! It’s so beautiful, Rabbi.”

  “INDEED!!! I shall offer you a newfound piece of HOPE!!! HOPE, HOPE, HOPE, HOPE!!! You shall INHERIT THE WORLD AS ITS NEW MESSIAH!!!” The tank had no facial impressions at all. It only stares with its red glowing camera at the center, blinking, blinking, blinking. “Beatle was a coward… Couldn’t come to terms with what he was meant to be. So, we will continue what it should.”

  Stefan smiles. “Yes…”

  “BEATLE WAS NOT A LAMB!!!” he yelled, monotonously. “BEATLE WAS THE WOLF!!! So… BE THE LION!!!”

  “It was Lion and the Sheep.”

  “WRONG!!! READ THE BIBLE!!! IT WAS THE WOLF AND SHEEP!!!”

  “My God…” said Stefan. “It’s true…” he said… listening to the whispers in his head. “IT’S TRUE!!!”

  “Now, my Immovable Friend! WE SHALL ERADICATE ALL LIFE AND BRING THEM TO HEAVEN OR HELL!!!”

  “STEFAAAAAAN AGREEEEES!!!” howled Stefan.

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  Eradicator and Stefan land in a village in the outer rim of the Multiverse. The villagers stood in fear, hiding behind haybales and some buildings.

  “Rabbi…” said Stefan, almost crying and sniveling. “Look at these poor folk…”

  The people are understandably afraid, and their soldiers take out spears and blasters, protecting the villagers while standing before them, forming a blockade.

  “So misguided…” Stefan teared up.

  Eradicator vibrates. “ERADICATE!!! ERADICATE!!! ERADICATE!!!” Eradicator blasts them each, one by one they instantly become vaporized into the thinnest air.

  Their screams. They haunted the village… As he then blasted away a sign… “Grimville”.

  Eradicator laughs. He is a tank with no head and a black spiral for a “face”. He just laughs and laughs.

  Stefan chuckles. “THE NEW MESSIAH HAS COME!!! YES!!! I… AM… STEFAN ST. KING!!! I AM… UNBREAKABLE!!!” His eyes glow red.

  Suddenly, a vortex paints the sky, swirling above the village and zapping lightning from below. An earthquake happens and the sky shattered with neon lights swimming in the air.Zeus lands, annoyed by the pair, appearing from the vortex in the sky.

  “I am… Zeus… Remember me? Hello, dear folk…”

  Stefan and Eradicator humorously turn to each other and turn back to Zeus.

  “NO WORRIES!!!” yelled Zeus, holding his hands up. “EVERYONE IS NOW OKAY!!!” the camera pans out to show that everyone is pretty much dead. “Sorry, but these are my people to abuse… Not yours…”

  Stefan smiles. “Abuse?” smiled Stefan. “Rabbi and I are showing them salvation! Stand in glory! For Beatle has given us salvation!”

  “Ugh… One of Beatle’s…? HAHAHAHA!!! Weird… Usually, they have that morality junk-...” He sees the black spiral on the tank. Zeus begins hyperventilating, grabbing his chest, stumbling backward, sweating profusely in absolute fear and horror.

  “Heheheheheheheh…” Eradicator vibrated and “laughed”” like a monotonous robot. “Meep morp. Bleep bloop… Fear detected… Ah… It seems Zeus fears us… Obviously any mortal… would fear… God…” he spoke with a menacing robotic voice.

  Zeus, out of fear, blasts lightning at him, but Eradicator blasts him…

  Stefan managed to block the lightning and tended to Eradicator. “Are you okay?”

  “Alas. I am fear, and I shall carve that darkness out of man’s heart, and give them… light… like a black hole. A black spiral.”

  The next day…

  “No… way…” said Miguel, horrified, seeing on the news that Grimmville is wiped out… And Zeus’ body was found lying there, practically unspeakably brutalized to a point that description can’t even fathom such words. “They… They killed a Pantheon?”

  “Not permanently… Zeus is back…” said Gabrielle.

  “But he stated he won’t be interfering with our affairs any longer… Do you know how serious that sounds?” Miguel stares blankly.

  “We’re going to be okay…”

  “Right… Keep it together.”

  Meanwhile…

  “So… it was you, Rabbi, who gave me such a gift,” said Stefan.

  “Indeed.”

  “The gift of being so immovable…”

  “But you aren’t unstoppable… Keep… breathing, Stefan… Allow your body to have sustinance… And breathe well… You are not unstoppable as I am not immovable. But one day… You may… be that very thing… All humanity hopes to achieve…”

  “What, master?”

  “To be gods…”

  Stefan sneers. “You’re WELCOME, WORLD!!!”

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