Ugh, I don't want to work.

  Isn't there a way to become privileged without any effort? Besides being reborn.

  What about being Gender swapped into a silver-haired, busty beauty and dominating the internet OllyFans or something?

  [Oh, a super rare character dropped]

  'Hhis bck haired character with big breasts looks just like my older sister.'

  Anyone can stream, right?

  The thought of acting cute in front of fans is exhausting. Anything I do, it seems like I'll end up with a whole section dedicated to controversies on Wiki. How about entering the entertainment industry and becoming an actor?

  Can I, a Loser, become an actor even if I had a decent face?

  Hmm......Impossible.

  But it would be nice to be born handsome, I could get a girlfriend who likes my face and use her instead of an onahole.

  It feels like I’m wasting my looks. But honestly, putting in more effort just feels like too much work.

  “Give me something good this time~”

  "Only 3 Rare Drops in a 10-pull? Whatever… I didn’t need them anyway."

  In the end, it’s all about dopamine.

  Dopamine I can chase without ever leaving my tiny two-room apartment. Even if most of my desires go unmet, I’ve found little pockets of satisfaction.

  I mean, I’m still allowed to masturbate, right?

  I take out the overflowing garbage, clean up my room, prep a simple meal.

  I don’t work.

  A '90s-born hikikomori [shut-in] used to be ashamed of that fact, or they had to endure society's harsh gaze, but nowadays, there are more young people who want to enjoy life without working.

  I think the problem these days is that, this world is not worth making an effort.

  Oh, don't misunderstand.

  I'm not going to start with the obvious story that we, the normal people, are different from the "Rich People" and then head into a depressing rant about unfairness of life.

  But, dont you think it's not necessarily a bad thing to enjoy this short life without doing anything?

  'Isn't there a world where just being born a man is enough?'

  That's all I've done well since I was born. XY chromosome cell division.

  「Our Jang-seok-kun was born with XY chromosomes! Wow! Amazing! I'll suck your dick as a reward?」

  …Hmm.

  For a world where I could hear this kind of thing, it wouldn't be enough to just reverse the gender. A complete reboot might be necessary.

  I'm not particurly depressed about my current life.

  Just being a hikikomori[Shut-in] doesn't make me depressed anymore, it's basic.

  "Good to see you today, Rei."

  What's important is dopamine. And.

  A torso onahole, that everyone has one in their closet, a onahole modeled after a woman's body.

  I caress it.

  I carefully touch the ass that has satisfied my sexual desire countless times.

  I've put a sailor uniform costume on it, and the underwear is slightly pushed to the side.

  "Hey, wouldn't it be nice if you awakened wireless connection ability?"

  .......

  No response. This onahole seems dead. Or rather, it wasn't alive in the first pce.

  There's no way there'll be a response…

  I put the onahole on the bed and, just as I was about to switch to the usual "doggy style" position...

  Ding dong ?

  "Ugh."

  Who is it at this time?

  "Shin Jang-seok. Open the door."

  This voice, it's my older sister.

  It was a chilling moment. Right when I was horny and pulled out the onahole and was about to start a "doggy style" party, my older sister was at the door…

  She didn't say she was coming?

  My older sister is, so to speak, the assassin sent by my parents.

  I'm structurally forced to bow down to my sister and my parents.

  Based on the obvious fact that I can maintain a non-productive hikikomori life, just letting out oexcessive desires, because someone is working and providing the money.

  'Ugh. It's like a damn game.'

  If I had been born an oil-money tycoon, this wouldn't have happened!

  "Open up quickly. I know everything that's inside."

  This absurd world can't stand to see people happy, and sometimes it bestows unexpected misfortune like this.

  Squeak.

  "Nonna. What's the matter?"

  I covered the onahole with a bnket to conceal it, and greeted my sister with an awkward smile.

  I didn't have time to wipe off the lube, so my underwear is damp…

  "……"

  My sister, Shin Ji-min, who looks at me with a doubtful expression, is as beautiful as a gacha game character.

  If only her eyes were red, it wouldn't be strange if she was mistaken for a lone vampire hiding in modern society.

  She should be at work right now, so how…

  "It's clean. As if you expected someone to come."

  "I just clean often."

  "…Sniff sniff."

  My sister sniffs lightly as soon as she enters.

  "Why? There shouldn't be a bachelor smell, right? I lit a scented candle…"

  "It's even more suspicious that a man's room, living alone, is fragrant and clean!"

  She seems to be amazed at my comfortable NEET life.

  It's hard to maintain this kind of life with someone else's money without being brazen.

  I examined my sister, Ji-min's appearance. I could tell that she had come straight here from work without having time to stop by home.

  Her stockings, that seem to be slightly damp with sweat, were tightly wrapped around her thighs.

  My sister resembles our mother, so unlike a useless person like me, she is smart and pretty.

  But unlike her energetic college days, she has become worn out by fatigue since becoming an office worker, her dark circles have appeared, and she often spaces out with a bnk expression, but her exceptionally rge breasts and ass are still there.

  In particur, her ass is about to burst out of the H-line skirt that's covering it.

  Oh, my dick is starting to get hard.

  No. No. Don't evn think about it or I'll be disowned and be kicked out. Then I'll have to work!

  "Hey. Get me some water."

  "Yes. noona! It must have been hot outside?"

  "If you know, why do you keep making me come here?"

  My sister, even though she's annoyed, spoke in a way that was detailed, without raising her voice.

  "Mom and Dad keep telling me to check on you because they're worried about you. You're not answering your phone, what are you doing?"

  "I've been doing something recently…."

  "What are you doing?"

  "……"

  This is a big problem… I have a feeling I won't get away with this easily today.

  I shut my mouth and brought my sister water.

  "Do you have any certificates you've been studying for? Bring them here."

  "……"

  "What were you doing? What are you doing now? You're not gambling, are you? Like dders or coins? or....."

  "No. Gambling is out of the question...…"

  "…...Gacha games with a lot of big-breasted women?"

  Silence.

  My sister sighed with dissapointment. For my sister, it's been 3 years since she moved to Seoul and has been supporting me.

  We don't live together, but some of the allowance I receive comes from my sister's wallet.

  Money from my parents, money from my sister.

  I built an ideal utopia where I live doing everything I want, bound by myself, and not using those things for work in the future.

  Kuk kuk kuk!!

  "In other words, you're doing nothing right now?"

  "I'm thinking about what to do. I thought of a few good ideas that just popped into my head…"

  "Never mind."

  My sister usually doesn't dig deep, but today the mood was very different.

  "You look strangely happy?"

  "Huh?"

  "It's been 3 years since you were discharged from the army. Did you go to any interviews? Did you study?

  You're just pying around at home without doing anything, so why do you look so happy?"

  "……"

  "Do you feel any guilt? Do you know how hard it is for Mom and Dad and me to take care of you?"

  Guilt…

  I don't feel any guilt.

  It's not me who's wrong, it's this world that doesn't make me want to make any effort.

  "I have to pretend to be doing something, so my sister will trust me and give me money… Haa."

  "I'm sorry. I'll do it for real this time."

  "You've been saying that for the st time. I'm really worried about you, Shin Jang-seok."

  "……"

  I mumbled quietly.

  "Are you saying I have to pay back as much as I invested?"

  "What?"

  "That's what you mean. You want me to work as much as you gave me money… so I should pay you back?"

  "That's not it. I want you to become a decent person. How are you going to get a girlfriend if you're like this? Marriage?"

  "Don't nag me. Does someone who's born as beautiful as you know what it's like to be a loser?"

  "…Loser? You only use such ugly words because you're stuck at home. go out and touch some grass."

  For my sister, I must be a dissapointment, and she feels sorry for me.

  "After all, it doesn't matter what happens to your step-sibling, who your remarried father brought over, right? Do you want to cut me off soon?"

  A moment of silence passed.

  "…How dare you talk back to your noona? It's been a while since I beat you!!!"

  "Kuh-eok!"

  Ji-min, my sister, rushed at me and put me in a headlock.

  Her breasts are so big!!

  More than the happiness of being buried in her big melons, my vision blurred because of the primal fear, which had been imprinted on me since middle school.

  "Nonna! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!"

  "Every single word you say, twisted in your heart, is so pathetic! You loser. Do you want to die, for real?"

  "Ueoeok!! Keoheok! ."

  "You know my temper… Huf…."

  Ji-min let go of the headlock and fanned her hand and said.

  Huh? It's not like my sister's usual stamina…?

  It should be at least a 30-minute joint lock move….

  "Let's be honest. What are you going to do?"

  "If things get rough, I'll take out a contract with my internal organs as colteral…"

  "Are you going to keep talking nonsense?"

  Pow, pow!

  I got two more bonks on my head.

  The punches from my sister's loving fist, wasn't so painfull due to our size difference. But......

  'Kuut!'

  My sister's punches strike my soul.

  Having been hit with soul damage, I hunched over into a ?-shape and gasped.

  "What's wrong with a remarried family? Do you only care about what others think? Are you going to waste your life doing nothing?"

  "Not particurly? Just looking at our faces, you can clearly tell we're not blood-reted."

  "Or was it getting bullied in school? Or dishonorably discharged from the army? What the hell made you like this?"

  "All of that became my experience! I'm not unhappy. I'm an enlightened human!"

  "You're that old, and you've never had a girlfriend!"

  Ugh.

  My sister's really going for it today…!

  "Sis, you don't have a boyfriend either."

  "I came to talk about that. I'm getting married in three months."

  "What?"

  Sis… has a boyfriend?!

  I put my hand on my forehead.

  "Iquaros, Quora."

  "…What are you doing?"

  "Memory wipe spell."

  Of course, it didn't work.

  "Sis having a boyfriend…! That can't be true!! You said you weren't interested in that kind of thing! You're not even thirty yet."

  "Why are you whining? I didn't expect this either… But since I'm of marriageable age, a match came up. The guy seemed decent too."

  "No… Getting married in three months? Are you pregnant?"

  "I'm not. But, you know. I don't really care about the little things."

  No, still…

  "You need time to figure out if the guy is a divorced dad, or a total scumbag! If you ended up with someone like me, your life would be totally fucked!"

  "I froze my eggs, and he wants to set the date quickly. We're pnning to have a baby…"

  "…"

  My sister smiled slightly when she saw I was speechless.

  "What's wrong? You seem very interested in my story? Why don't you think about of yourself…"

  "Sis…"

  "So, you need to decide on your own path too."

  My stomach churned.

  I felt my insides turning.

  I have to live in this messed up world…

  I knew this reality would come someday, but this soon?

  My sister went back to the table and sat down, took out an envelope from her bag.

  "Let's make this the st time."

  The envelope looked thick.

  It seemed to be ten times the amount she had sent me until now.

  But I couldn't be purely happy.

  Is this… the end?

  "Now that I'm going to be part of another family, I can't take care of you anymore."

  "…"

  "You'll wish me happiness, right?"

  "Of course… I'll wish you happiness…"

  If this envelope is the amount I expect, I can finally get the next limited character.

  That thought came to mind.

  'It's sad that noona is leaving.'

  What's important is dopamine.

  I still have my parents…

  I'm okay.

  This life won't end. Instead, it will burn a little more brightly with my sister's final st dance.

  I imagined myself giving her money to help with her wedding, saying I earned enough from this envelope.

  Pretty cool, right?

  But I don't have that kind of power. I suddenly wonder what it would be like to be born with a pretty face.

  If I were, life would be easy.

  'Really?'

  Selling my body might be easier, but honestly, there's no such thing as an easy life.

  Even if I become a busty, cute girl, I still have to work every day, or I won't be able to survive.

  Most ordinary people live like that. And some don't, and they enjoy everything.

  Even my sister, who was born with everything, is forced to live in society while being suppressed by various social constraints, and she's forced to do unreasonable tasks. She tries to fit into a group, and she gets married as if she's being sold off, instead of having a burning love.

  'This is a hopeless, fucked up world after all.'

  The st bance patch was billions of years ago, isn't that too much?

  I wish everything would be reversed, rebooted around me, and I would get all the benefits.

  If the world is like this anyway, it doesn't matter if I'm the one who benefits, right?

  "Still, Jangseok, don't misunderstand. I'll always consider you a precious member of my family."

  "You say that while stopping financial support? This is severance pay!"

  "So what? Do you want me to support you forever? Even Mom can't do that."

  Ugh. To be honest.

  "I wish you'd support me forever, Sis."

  "Make some food. your Sis is hungry."

  Pow!

  My wishful foolishness was pulverized by my sister's loving side kick.

  "Ugh! Hey, you're getting married, but you won't cook…?"

  "Huh? Why would I cook for you, when you're not even going to be my husband?"

  "Husband… that's so old fashioned… damn."

  "Get something decent besides frozen food. Or just order some chicken with that money."

  "You have to diet if you want to wear a wedding dress."

  "Ugh… Can't you see my waist? There's no woman with a figure like this at work."

  That's… true.

  My sister, wanting to rex a little, took off her top and stockings.

  "Are the clothes I washed here? Sniff sniff…"

  "Why are you smelling my shirt…?"

  "You seem better at washing than me? The fabric softener smells good."

  "The sunlight is good here."

  The problem is, it's too good, and you can't sleep without bckout curtains and eye covers.

  As my sister, Jimin, turned her phone to order delivery, she took off her clothes and wore my shirt.

  The difference in size makes it fit like a boxy tee. Even then, my sister's big breasts showed their presence.

  "This is a one-piece. One-piece. Lose some weight. You're too bulky."

  "…"

  I gnced at my sister's apricot-colored bra…

  It wasn't a sports bra. It wasn't fancy underwear, but it was a color that women choose most commonly, which made me horny.

  "Should I order some beer?"

  "Yeah. Let's toast to the future and well-being of our hikikomori brother."

  "Then give me more money."

  "You… you're trying to suck me dry, even at the end."

  We siblings get along really well.

  Considering how I exploit her, that is.

  My sister's generosity, which has been trained since we were young, is beyond words.

  I realized that I depended on my sister like a mother, so much that I wanted to stop her from getting married.

  But, most of my desires are never met.

  Abandoning a human life with shamelessness, throwing away responsibility and duty.

  I can't hate myself for that, because this world is not fair.

  If I look around, there are people like me, people with more enlightenment than me.

  I think that the ones who use all the leverage in the reversal of their life and die with a bang, might have been rewarded in a hopeful world, and maybe, rise to the top.

  Not something I should say in front of my sister, but the value of honest bor is dead.

  "Okay. Let's toast. To our hopeless NEET, Shin Jangseok."

  "You give the toast, Sis."

  "You don't even work, and you're telling me to do something."

  In front of the pizza, holding a beer can.

  My sister clinked cans with me and said,

  "Cheers to the loser here!"

  After drinking some alcohol, I could ask the questions I couldn't ask.

  "Sis. You really wanted to do that job, why are you quitting?"

  "Huh? Ah…"

  "You always said you'd become a successful career woman, and not even look at men, and live like a queen."

  "It was… different from my expectations, and, if I say this, it might sound funny, but I got lonely…"

  "…"

  "Living like that every day, house, work, house, work, like that. Yeah… I'm tired. I'm a woman too."

  My sister's voice, which was full of dreams and hopes during her colge days, was filled with accumuted fatigue from small disappointments.

  "I don't want to grow old like this~~. So I wanted to try what raising a child would be like."

  "You froze your eggs?"

  "Yeah. I froze them about a year ago. It's the trend these days. My eggs are healthy now, but they won't be as I get older…"

  That's… right…

  So, she gets her future husband's sperm, and then, she gets pregnant…

  It was too dry, and cold, unlike what happens in mangas.

  "Why? Are you jealous because you're losing me?"

  "I was thinking about the baby that will be born."

  "You'll be an uncle, you should work so the kid won't be ashamed."

  "…"

  Actually, I think it's better not to be born in this world.

  I didn't say it, because I didn't want to bother my sister who was in a good mood because of the alcohol.

  My sister drank too much beer and fell asleep, and I was quickly overcome by the alcohol that I hadn't had in a while, so I fell asleep without cleaning up.

  'What I need isn't a job, but a reboot…'

  Reboot of the whole world.

  When I woke up from a short sleep, my phone was buzzing loudly.

  'Ugh.'

  I think the outside fshed for a moment.

  [Emergency Disaster Alert]

  [Observation of comet in the XX XXX South-Southwest 4km direction, caution for impact, refer to the National Disaster Safety Portal, XXXXX]

  "It's on our side…"

  At first, I thought it was my sister's phone ringing. I always have do not disturb mode on.

  Ignoring it, the emergency disaster alert rang.

  Even looking out the window…

  It doesn't seem like anything happened.

  I turned off the brightly lit living room light and cleared the leftover pizza and cans.

  I thought my sister would wake up from the sound, but she seems to be sleeping deeper than expected.

  "Umm…"

  "Sis. You don't want to go?"

  "…"

  I try to shake her shoulder gently, but no reaction.

  Geez…

  Because of my sister's caring personality, she probably couldn't just hand over the envelope and leave, so she stayed with me trying to see my reaction, using the excuse of eating.

  That I would self-harm that night?

  She could have drawn a line between us and gone, no matter what happened to a guy like me.

  Because of her kindness, she couldn't throw me away, and she has been dragging it out.

  "Sis. Let's go to bed."