Who cares about your mother!? I screamed. Joanna aka Nick Crompton fell on her knees. Already crying. I immediately regretted shouting. I fell over. I started screaming as if to the tune of Hamburger Sound Effect earrape. We crode together on the floor for what felt like hours. But was probably a few minutes. By the end I was as dirty as a dirty person.
I wiped of some soot of my suit. After the whole debacle had ended I called Allisa Violet to make sure Joanna would be punished for this slight. My plans of bringing back Japanese testicle worms would not be thwarted by such measly members of the Demon race. As the Fairy lord I had to uphold some standards after all.
I stood outside of the motel I used for my more discrete meetings. Suddenly at the edge of my hearing I heard a sound. I turned by big, wide body east, where the remains of the giant she-hulk remained. A car was driving closer. "Peculiar" I thought I hadn't heard Bangarang in years. My thoughts drifted to those strange yet homely times.
As the car drove closer I was brought back to reality. My curiosity got the better of me and I used my power. I winced it had been a long time since I'd seen that face. Erica Costell. The leader of the Second Afar insurgency. Those were bad times I idly thought. I wondered what she was doing here.
I moved to Urugway to move past this. My past life. That version of team ten was behind me. The new team ten was my new anchor. They would help me find what I needed. Hopefully the Crimson Pulsars (new team ten name) wouldn't follow in the previous
"Hey u good?" Erica said. I realised I had spaced out.
"yah, just thinking about stuff. what'cha doing here" I said trying to sound cool.
"Something came up" I wondered what she meant. I had left that life behind. I was now the leader of the cp and had built my life around that idea. If she wanted me to leave I couldn't-no I wouldn't abandon our loyal fans. Everybody loved us. I had made commitments to people.
"And why do you need silly little me?" I replied with a bit more venom then I wanted to let on in my voice.
"Is this place secured?"
"yeah, me and cp sweep the area regularly nobody gets past my blue orbs."
"Its complicated", she said, a bit of mischievousness shining through her domino like persona.
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"You haven't started another war. Have you?" I replied with a bit of mirth in my voice.
"Ha Ha" she said with absolutely no humor in her voice.
"Get inside" she continued. I wondered what made her so tense. Usually it would take a few more jabs for her to lose her cool. Something was up. The sudden appearance, quick temper and a domineering demeanor weren't her usual go to. I had to find out what happened.
Once we closed the door the dirty floor confronted us. Just 50 minutes ago I was laying on the ground, groveling. Yet now I was about to have a serious conversation with someone of real importance. Unlike Joanna Erica wasn't a random nobody. The contrast brought a tear to my eye. I wasn't quite sure why. Maybe it was my degenerate need for Japanese testicle worms. It wasn't time to phyco-analyze myself now anyways.
When we entered the biggest and most suited room for our needs we stopped. "Gweg is dead" I gasped. We stopped and crode for a minute in silence. As a tear streamed out of my eye, I felt something touch my heart. Fuck I realized. Erica was using her power on me. I wasn't gonna let that happen. I jumped in fright and did the only thing I could. I calmed my mind and once I was sufficiently stoik. I sang the only song that made me relax. I repeated the lyrics. I huffed under my breath: [Intro: Jake Paul] Yeah Y'all can't handle this Y'all don't know what's about to happen, baby (It's everyday bro, everyday) Team 10 Los Angeles, Cali boy But I'm from Ohio though, white boy. (...)
She stared at me in shock. After 3 minutes and 48 seconds passed she looked stunned. I had stopped her power. She couldn't even move my heart an inch. "I practiced against y'all while I was away" I said with a bit of pride. " So u tried to move my heart? huh, whatdya want it to have some insurance?"
"n-no" she said clearly afraid of my superior power. Her posture immedietly stiffening up after
"The dobre brothers taught me that trick y'know" I said smugly
An awkward moment passed as if she didn't know what to say as if intimidated by me.
"Now scram and tell me why you're here" I sat on the toilet that was conveniently right behind me. She seemed flustered as if she was worried or embarrassed about something. "cmon baby Help me help you".
"well.. Okay" her stoic face returned a moment after that. She seemed to be building up resistance. Despite the long time spent apart, my second power clearly wasn't as strong as it used to be. I needed to be able to surprise her more and inspire her more to place my roots to take place inside of her.
Gathering her wits, she clearly stepped up another war is in the works. The great powers have long since had tensions. However it seems we're at a turning point. We need you. Yes you Jake. The great rap war is about to begin and we need to stop it before something happens to the Kurds or the people living in Zapierdziele Dolne. We don't want the world to end." We will need your rap skills.
I tried to look calm. I couldn't risk that. This was too important to ignore. CP needed me, the world needed me and most importantly Team ten needed me. It was time to reassemble the old squad.
I'm in.
