But I didnt expect that such a post would also lead to discussions about men.

  Several people commented: "The back of the criminal police in the photo background is so handsome..."

  "Yes, yes, straight legs and a slender waist, looking at the back of his head is a handsome guy."

  I also looked at the photo of the detectives blurry and upright back, thinking what kind of handsome is this, I almost went with an even more handsome one. Its just that I didnt want to accept him later on.

  Its a long story, but Ive only been on one blind date, and it was with a police officer.

  That was last month, before the trip, my classmates mother introduced a detective to me. He really looked handsome, with a small dimple on his left cheek when he smiled. I didnt know until after a few dates that reality and ideals are always different.

  The detective comrade is so wooden and honest, speaking in a dull and uninteresting tone. He knows nothing about the internet, literature, reading or travel. Many times we sit opposite each other in silence, I feel like Im being roasted, he just smiles shyly as if feeling pretty good. Is he overbearing? Cool and handsome? Unrestrained? A cigarette stuck between his rough fingers? None of that exists. He says he doesnt smoke, its bad for your health.

  The last straw that broke the camels back was a text message he sent me later. He probably tried to get closer to my world. It was an internet joke, and he added: Miss Tan, I saw this joke this morning, its hilarious. My colleagues stomachs hurt from laughing. Sharing with you.

  I looked at this joke that I had seen three years ago and didnt find funny at all, and finally couldnt bear it. Two people whose sense of humor differed by the height of Mount Everest were unlikely to be happy together. I immediately called the matchmaker and tactfully expressed that the two personalities were not suitable...

  The detective comrade was quite straightforward and didnt contact me again afterwards.

  Thinking of this, I felt a dull ache in my heart.

  So, recently Ive met two handsome guys in a row, but both of them basically fizzled out after one meeting. This is even more frustrating than not meeting anyone at all.

  Ive finished reading the news and was about to shut down my computer when I suddenly had an idea, so I typed "Dian Mei Ren" cruise ship in the search bar.

  No relevant information.

  That travel route seems to have stopped operating.

  ——

  I just finished writing a book recently, so I havent had much urge to write lately. However, readers dont think that way. Going on Weibo and seeing all the posts urging for new books, everyone is complaining: Big brother, weve been waiting for a long time. Are you playing hide-and-seek?

  Do you think a few months is a long time? Hurry up and go offline and pretend to be dead.

  In the evening, I drove out to have dinner. On my way back, I found that a new car repair shop had opened near my residential area. The bright red banner at the entrance of the store caught my attention: Grand Opening Offer 100 yuan for a 12-time car wash card. I looked at my dirty car and couldnt even remember how long it had been since I last washed it.

  I drove the car to the entrance of the garage.

  Its dark outside, and the wind is blowing strongly against the sign at the entrance. The store inside is bright and clean, probably just opened and not many customers yet. A few repair workers are sitting inside. One of them who looks relatively cute and pleasant comes out to greet me: "Beautiful lady, what can I do for you?"

  "I said: Wash the car. Also, the front of the car scratched some paint, can you see if it can be repaired? If its repaired well, Ill be too lazy to go to the 4S store."

  He hastily said "okay, okay", then yelled inside: "Yu Ge, come take a look!" Then he said to me: "Beautiful girl, this car of yours is great, Ill get our top technician to take a look."

  "Okay."