As the Demon Hero walked through the city streets, a group of cyborg half-demon, half-angel ninja warriors suddenly attacked him.

  (( Well… that was fast. By the way, who the hell am I, and what’s even my purpose? ))

  One of the warriors stepped forward and yelled:

  “We will kill you, Mr. Demon who was born on Earth about 100 years ago, raised by a kind family that tragically died at the hands of evil thugs—so you turned evil for a while, but then saw some good people and decided to be cool with humanity!”

  (( Oh… so that’s my story? You couldn’t show it through fshbacks or—God forbid—a full chapter? No? Just let this random NPC dump it all in one breath? ))

  The ninja continued speaking.

  “Also, Jack, we kill you because you are a sexy male who looks like he’s in his twenties, with white hair, a long bck trench coat, and cool bck boots. You have a female friend who you like, and she likes you, but you’re both too shy to confess.”

  (( Wait a second… Jack? That’s how you’re revealing my name? And what the hell does my outfit have to do with anything? ))

  The cyborg warrior wasn’t done.

  “You also work for an underground, worldwide, secret organization that hunts evil. The boss of the agency is secretly the main vilin—but you don’t know that yet, and you’ll fight him in the finale—”

  (( Oh my god. Are you seriously spoiling the plot now? Do you have a functioning brain, Writer? ))

  “Also… he’s your father.”

  (( …Fuck you, Writer. Just fuck you. ))