The Witch’s Miracle

  Until Beni got pregnant, I had never heard of a witch becoming pregnant in my memory.Not once in hundreds of years, not in thousands of years.

  “A witch becoming pregnant and giving birth. How marvelous. It truly is a miracle.”

  When Suzune was born, many witches went to visit Beni. In the end, it was called The Witch’s Miracle because a certain witch said this.

  There is no clear definition of what the Witch’s Miracle is. Is the witch herself a miracle, or is her daughter a miracle, or is the moment the witch became pregnant a miracle, or is it the fact that the witch safely gave birth to a child a miracle? There is no clear definition. Each person’s perception may vary, but there is one common point.

  “The Witch’s Pregnancy”

  After Beni’s second daughter, Rin, was born, one day I went to Beni’s office as usual.

  “Hey, Beni, what are your missions and requests going to be? You’re pregnant for the second time already, right? Could it be that your body is ready to give birth again?”

  “I don’t know… to be honest, I don’t want to accept missions anymore. But the organization won’t allow it.”

  As a witch, she is obligated to regurly accept missions and requests from the Organization to prove that you are not harmful to humans. Beni and I often have missions involving the use of our bodies due to the nature of our curses. With no right to refuse, Beni has continued to accept missions even after getting married.

  “Being pregnant in itself is surprising. Despite all that we’ve been through, we never got pregnant. Thankfully, the DNA test results proved that the two daughters are his children. I was really relieved.”

  “Hey, Beni. Since you’re pregnant for the second time, is there no thrill or excitement about that when you do that thing with him?”

  Such conversations happen because this is a conversation between the Bck Witch and the Red Witch.

  “…There is. But now I don’t want to get pregnant again, so when we do that, we always use protection. When it’s for a mission, there’s no choice. When it’s for pleasure, I just pray to God that no miracles happen.”

  The Red Witch prays to God to prevent miracles from happening.The Bck Witch prays to God for miracles to happen.

  …

  “All right, I’ve pced the order. I’ve got some preparations to make, so you’d better come back in an hour.”

  The conversation with the informant was over. The reward for the request was spending the night with him. I was going to challenge the Witch’s Miracle, so of course, we were going to have sex without a condom. Honestly, I had predicted this outcome to some extent even before coming here. I’m not the only one. Other witches must have simir experiences. Personal requests, things that organizations shouldn’t know about. When you need information, you ask a private informant.

  As I left the informant’s shop, my phone soon rang. A message came from the informant. I activated RINE and checked the message. (TL/N: A chat service - LINE)

  “…I can’t believe this. Can I really buy something like this?”

  I responded to the message.

  “Saeko, go buy some stamina pills for me.”(Viagra)

  “What! Why do I have to buy something like that?”

  “It’s your fault for coming over suddenly, I’m out of stock at home.”

  “So, why do I have to buy something like that?”

  “Because we want to give our best shot at the miracle tonight, isn’t that obvious?”

  “Are you saying you can’t perform without taking this?”

  “Whether I can perform or not will be clear when Saeko tries it out, here’s the shopping list and the location of the pharmacy.”

  A message with a map and shopping list was sent. It wasn’t too far from here. No need to take the car.

  “I’ll be waiting in an hour. Hehehe. Saeko, you’ll cover the cost. It’s part of the request fee..”

  Even I had plenty of money! Why do I have to use my own money to buy something like this?

  Looking at the map, I found the pharmacy at the very back of the old electric town, about a 15-minute walk from the informant’s shop. As I entered the pharmacy, a grumpy middle-aged clerk was reading a newspaper while listening to horse racing commentary on the radio. I wonder if he noticed me. Oh well, let’s just buy what I need and get out quickly.

  Looking at the shopping list… What’s this st item? The name of this product… What terrible taste.

  Emperor Vial 12 bottlesPower Boost 12 bottlesXXXX 12 bottles

  I grabbed a shopping basket from the store and went looking for the stamina supplements. I needed a total of 36 bottles. It’s really hard to carry without some kind of strength enhancement.

  “Emperor Vial… Emperor Vial… Ah, there it is.”

  I found the shelf dispying the stamina supplements. The Power Boost was on the shelf next to it. I needed 24 bottles, so one shopping basket wasn’t enough. I grabbed another one.

  “1, 2, 3… 24. Alright, the count is ok.”

  When I finished counting, the man next to me was looking at me with a lecherous gaze. Ugh, look away. I didn’t buy this stuff willingly either! Even I think it’s weird for a woman to buy such a rge amount of virility pills!

  All that’s left is XXXX 12 bottles, but I can’t seem to find it no matter how many times I check the stamina supplement shelf. I activated RINE on my smartphone and asked the informant.

  “I can’t find XXXX. What should I do? Switch to another product?”

  I waited about 30 seconds, but didn’t get a reply. There was still time, so I casually walked around the store. I don’t have many opportunities to come to pces like this. As I looked around, something caught my eye.

  “Ovution inducer? I wonder if this works on witches…?”

  It probably doesn’t. There was a witch who tried to get pregnant before. They all failed. But I’m a bit curious, medical technology has advanced, so it might work. I looked at the package of the product.

  “35% increase compared to other brands? Is it really that amazing? Maybe witches can get a 3.5% boost… I’ll buy one.”

  I added this amazing-looking ovution pill to my shopping basket. Suddenly, my phone rang. It was a reply message from the informant.

  “XXXX is not there? Did you ask the clerk?”

  “I don’t want to ask people about this bullshit product name.”

  “Hurry up and ask the clerk, if that’s not there, I’ll cancel the request.”

  “Oh, come on! There’s no way that’s true!”

  “Then ask quickly. That’s a favorite fertility drug of mine.”

  “Understood!”

  Well, there’s no other way. But I really don’t want to ask the clerk. I took two shopping baskets with lots of fertility drugs and a box of ovution inducers to the clerk. The old man clerk was just like when he entered the store, reading a newspaper and listening to horse racing on the radio.

  “Excuse me, I would like to purchase this.”

  I don’t want to say XXXX. Directly, I showed my smartphone to the unfriendly clerk.

  “Huh? What do you want? I’m busy here. If you don’t tell me, I won’t know.”

  “This, this, it’s the name shown on my smartphone.”

  “That’s why I’m busy. I don’t have time to look at your phone. Is using your words really that difficult? Are you a kindergartener, can’t you even read?”

  This guy! I’m much older than you! At least 500 years older! Ah, this clerk really pisses me off. Fine, I’ll just say it! Say it!

  “I want Nusou.”

  “Nusou? What’s that, mahjong? We don’t sell that kind of stuff here.”

  “I want -Shin Nusou.”

  “Shin Musou? The video game one. Sister. This is a pharmacy, not a game store. Go somewhere else.”

  Oh, so you can’t understand without the full name! This damn clerk.

  “I want Ninshinmusou!! Can you hear me? Ninshinmusou!” (TL/N: Pregnancy Warriors)

  I told the store clerk in a loud voice. Oh, embarrassing. That’s why I didn’t want to say it. The clerk was also visibly surprised. Finally looking in my direction. And…

  “Hahaha! What? You want a Pregnancy Warriors! Why didn’t you say that sooner? We don’t have it in the store anymore? Maybe I forgot to restock this morning. How many do you want, sis?”A big ugh in response.

  “12 bottles!”

  “12 bottles! Wow, sis, you’re something else. Not many women can handle that. Is your boyfriend amazing, or is it the other way around? Hahaha!”

  “You have it or not?!”

  “I get it. It’s a really popur product, so just give me a moment.”

  The clerk went to the back of the store, probably to check the stock. Who came up with the name of this product? It’s a terrible name!

  Five minutes ter, the clerk brought me a box.“This box has 36 bottles in it. How many did you say you needed earlier?”

  “…12 bottles.”

  “Oh, I remember now. Yes, 12 bottles. I’m starting to worry about your health, sis.”

  The clerk is giving me a lecherous look. Oh, my body is responding. The Bck Curse…it’s slightly tingling down there.

  “Please account for this and this as well.”

  “Oh, sis, you’re something else. Are you really that in need that you’re buying so many energy pills?”

  “Just ring it up. 12 of each. 36 in total.”

  I just want to leave already.

  “Okay, got it. Let me count these.”

  The clerk takes out the Pregnancy Warriors from the box he brought earlier.

  “Pregnancy Warriors 1, Pregnancy Warriors 2, Pregnancy Warriors 3, Pregnancy Warriors 4…”

  Lining them up one by one on the counter, what is this clerk doing?

  “Are you purposely speaking out loud?”

  “No, no. It’s not on purpose. I’m bad at math, so I need to do this or I’ll make a mistake. Look, I forgot how many I counted before. Starting over. Pregnancy Warriors 1, Pregnancy Warriors 2, Pregnancy Warriors 3, Pregnancy Warriors 4…”

  When the store clerk was counting, other customers in the store were watching us…Is this a public execution?…There are also a rge number of energy pills in the two shopping baskets on the counter. The clerk is still counting other energy pills. I can’t do anything. I’m just going to be seen as a frustrated woman.

  “Pregnancy Warriors, 12 bottles. Okay, this should be enough. Next is Emperor Vial 1, Emperor Vial 2, Emperor Vial 3, Emperor Vial 4…”

  “I told you each was 12 bottles!”

  “Sis, what do you think?”

  Haaaaaaaa! What are you talking about?

  “In my business experience, caution is key in situations like this. Counting one by one is almost foolproof. Wait, how many bottles did I count just now? I need to start counting again from 1. Sis, please don’t interfere.”

  There’s no way you could make a mistake counting one by one! Are you intentionally counting over and over? I feel more eyes on me than before. How long are you going to keep me waiting?

  “Okay, 12 bottles is fine. Next is Power Boost 1, Power Boost 2, Power Boost 3, Power Boost 4…”

  I won’t interfere with the clerk anymore. Just count quickly!

  “Wait, how many did I count up to? Sis, how many did I count?”

  “Don’t ask me!”

  Will he make a mistake even without my interference? What kind of clerk is this?

  “Power Boost, 12 bottles. That’s also fine. Pregnancy Warriors 12 bottles, Emperor Vial 12 bottles, Power Boost 12 bottles, total of 36 bottles. Wait, there’s something else in the basket.”

  “Oh! That’s…”

  I forgot. If I had known this clerk was such an idiot, I wouldn’t have bought anything here first.

  “Haha, Sis, you’re full of motivation. Buying ovution pills, and a 36-pack at that. Looks like you won’t be sleeping tonight.”

  “Hurry up and ring it up. How much is it?”

  “It’s a total of 5XXXX yen. Since you bought so much, I’ll give you a special deal. I’ll give you another one of these ovution pills for free! That’s a total of 72, you’ll definitely get pregnant!”

  Then, the clerk’s face came close to my ear and he whispered softly.

  “I’ll even throw in a menstrual calendar for free. I pretty much have no pns on Saturdays every month. If your boyfriend can’t get you pregnant, my ‘son’ can help out too. Hahaha!”

  Mind your own business! After paying, I used a strengthening spell to put 36 bottles of energy pills and 2 boxes of ovution pills (each with 36 pills) in a shopping bag, and then left the store right away. Being harassed just for shopping at a pharmacy, what kind of pce is this? Thanks to that, I feel like my underwear got a little wet.

  …

  I returned to the informant’s house and went to the room I was in earlier, but there was no one in the room.

  “Hmm? Where did he go? I came back a bit early, did he go outside?”

  “Oh, Saeko, over here, come over here.”

  A voice came from the next room, so I decided to go there. I need to give the things I bought to the informant. I opened the door to the next room and saw a rge bck double bed with three tripods fixed on both sides and at the foot of the bed holding video cameras.

  “…What are those video cameras for?”

  “You’re back already? Perfect timing. I’m almost done setting up here. Why? Don’t be silly, Saeko. Of course, it’s to record the moment when this praying mantis performs The Witch’s Miracle.”

  “You’re well prepared. Don’t let that footage leak out.”

  “Of course not. I have to prepare this much for the witch dy. I even changed the sheets on the bed to bck. A Bck Witch dy suits bck, right? The probability of a miracle happening with bck sheets might increase by a certain percentage. Hehe.”

  The way he talks down to me, that sleazy ugh, it doesn’t make me feel respected in the slightest.

  “These are your energy pills. It’s heavy.”

  I dropped the pstic bag on the floor. Finally, I was liberated from this ridiculous thing. A woman carrying so many energy pills around makes her seem like a real perverted slut.

  “Oh! Thanks. With these, I’ll be all set for the night. Hehe. Saeko, go take a shower first, I want to have sex with your clean beautiful body. The bathroom is in the back room on the left as you exit the room. Leave your clothes in the changing room.”

  (There are some hidden cameras in the bathroom. Hehe.)

  “Did you say something?”

  The informant seems to be muttering something, but I can’t quite make it out.

  “It’s nothing, it’s nothing. Hurry up, my preparations here are almost done.”

  “Okay.”

  As the informant instructed, I went to the bathroom, took off everything I was wearing in the changing room, and put it in the basket. When I entered the bathroom naked, I saw a very rge whirlpool bath.

  “He truly is wealthy. Maybe I should install a whirlpool bath at home too.”

  This whirlpool bath is as big as a double bed, this guy will definitely have sex with a woman here too. Sex in a jet bath…it might feel good. No, what are you thinking? I. I came here because I wanted information about Yuya. I don’t want a whirlpool bathtub. I quickly take a shower and go back.

  As I washed every part of my body and washed my lower abdomen, I felt like I could still feel the sensation of the informant touching my lower abdomen earlier. That naughty way of touching me. My bottom is tingling again…it’s a really troublesome curse. Or am I a pervert? No, it’s definitely because of the curse. I’m not that pervert!

  “A Witch’s Miracle… I never thought this would turn into a game. Men are really full of perverts.”

  I look at my lower abdomen. Will a miracle happen tonight? What if I really get pregnant, what will I do about Yuya? It’s a bit of a dilemma… no, no, I should think about that if a miracle happens. I came here to meet Yuya. Making a deal with the informant, spending the night with him. That’s all I need to focus on.