"Gaffer! Just now the latest news from the Bundesliga!"
"Look at that!"
La Masia Club!
Guardiola, who was still preparing for the upcoming National Derby without going home, was sitting in his office studying tactics when the door to his office room was lifted open by the assistant coach.
The assistant coach skilfully switched on the TV in Guardiola's office and played the highlights of the match that had just come through from the technical department.
Guardiola put down the notebook he was holding and looked up.
"Bundesliga? is that FC Bayern München?"
"What does this have to do with us?"
"Oh! It's FC Schalke 04, I was thinking how nice it would be to meet FC Schalke 04 in the last eight!"
Eight minutes of Su's rampage began to play on the TV at this point!
Wait until the eight minutes are over.
Guardiola was already staring into his own eyes, his mouth wide open with a stunned expression.
"How long is this?"
"Eight minutes?"
"Yes, Gaffer, a record is broken! And it's the kind of record that no one can duplicate anymore!"
"FC Schalke 04 is already number one in the Bundesliga! I think maybe this year's Schalke will be a dark horse on the UCL!"
"Shall we have the technical department start analysing FC Schalke 04?"
As Guardiola's best assistant.
The best thing about Wyclif Boris is that he prepares everything for the melon for a rainy day.
"Can! And have the tech department start looking at how Su and Bar?a match up and if they can fit into our passing system!"
As the helmsman of the Cosmos.
Guardiola has never been much of a lightweight.
FC Schalke 04 can 8:1 Dortmund, so toppling Bar?a is not impossible!
Distant England!
Ferguson watched Su's one goal on the TV with excitement.
"Perfect!"
"Big game, passing vision, excellent free - kick!"
"The most terrifying thing is that there is also great plasticity and unlimited potential!"
"This is the child that belongs to me! It belongs to my Seven!"
Couldn't care less that it was already late at night.
Ferguson called the team manager.
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And at this point!
Manchester United FC manager Kepel Welber has also just hung up on his own deputy over at Dortmund who was there specifically to scout Shinji Kagawa.
"Sir Alex Ferguson! What are your orders for calling so late?"
"Welber! I want that Chinese, and at the end of this season, I want a big transfer fee!"
"Sir Alex Ferguson, don't you mean that Shinji Kagawa from Dortmund..."
"I just want that Chinese!"
"Whatever it takes!"
"You've sold Cristiano Ronaldo, you're prepared to sell Cristiano Ronaldo for the price of buying me that Chinese!"
With that said, Ferguson simply hung up the phone.
Ferguson doesn't have much to say about Welber.
This is the same fucking guy that sold Cristiano Ronaldo, of course, the main reason being that Cristiano Ronaldo himself wanted to leave and he agreed to it!
But then again, two of his sevens, two of his kids were sold to Real Madrid Club de Fútbol by the old bloke!
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It was destined to be a night that would be difficult to calm in all of world football.
On the Westfalenstadion at this time!
The Dortmund and FC Schalke 04 players made absolutely no contact after the whistle.
The post-game handshake or whatever part is gone too.
Dortmund's players dug into the players' tunnel one by one after the whistle.
This kind of shame is not something one can recover from in a day or two.
The same cannot be said for the players of FC Schalke 04.
Su rejoined his teammates on the field and interacted with the Schalke fans in the stands who had long since gone wild with joy!
"Su!"
"Su!"
"Su!"
FC Schalke 04 fans went crazy chanting Su's name.
And the teammates were right in the middle of Su, throwing him up in the air over and over again!
"This is the night that belongs to the Chinese fans!"
"Even at midnight!"
"I'm sure most of the fans are still as hot as I am to this day!"
"Su!"
"He made history today!"
"The miracle of five goals in eight minutes has completely put him on the pedestal!"
"He's still very young now, maybe he can't match Messi's talent or Cristiano Ronaldo's toughness!"
"But just because he's young!"
"That's why I'm sure his future is incredibly bright!"
"He's only 18!"
"We can still be in front of the TV with him for at least fifteen years!"
"We should thank God for letting Him light our dark paths when we most needed a light!"
"Chinese football has been groping for a whole thirty years!"
"We haven't got any grades except for fumbling!"
"Our fans, over and over again, accept defeat and the earliest preparations!"
"Today! Finally a moment to call our own!"
"World's fastest hat - trick, fastest a four - goal haul, fastest a five - goal haul!"
"This belongs to Chinese!"
"Even if we don't have the best national team, we can still shout with pride that we, Chinese, can play football when people mock us!"
"There!"
"That's it for today's live sports channel!"
"Thank you Anta Sports for your great support!"
-[SuNiuBi! Haha, what a great day! The Japanese were beaten to a pulp, and the clincher was a five - goal haul, which can fucking blow for a long time!
-[This is really fierce, no keyboard warrior scolded it, haha, not that Su only pass the ball? I'm not saying Su only passes the ball, but I'm saying Su only passes the ball! It's not that Su doesn't know how to score, it's that it's too easy to score, it's the passing that shows the skill!
-The most disgusting thing is that we still have black people on our side who lick the foreigners and mock our own players. The most disgusting thing is that there are still black people on our own side, licking foreigners when they see them, and mocking our own players when they take the field, damn it, what the hell!
-[Be sensible, this game is because Su was lucky, look at those goals, most of them were open, whoever else went there could have scored, we have to be sensible, there's still a big gap between him and those foreign stars!
-The gap is big, your mother! Upstairs, you've been on your knees for a long time. What do you know? Five goals in eight minutes, this kind of unrepeatable record has come out, you still fucking here to make people sensible!
-Grass, that is, this person is the kind of people who can not see the good of their own family, is not your foreign father's farts are fragrant, we Chinese do nothing more than beat an opponent family foreigners you feel normal?
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It was definitely a sleepless night for Chinese fans.
Back in the days when there was no Shake It or Snap It and Twitter wasn't so hot.
QQ talk has become a place for everyone to vent their emotions.
Su is on fire!
That night, Su killed madness in the qq sayings of young Chinese people!
Countless girls posting comments in the middle of the night.
"Who is Su? Why are all the boys talking about SuNiuBi, is he a trainee who can sing, dance and play basketball?"
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