"Item FX 2: Although this iron underpants looks mediocre and is a bit... to wear. , but it is said that those who wear him tend to have unexpected shit luck!"
Life is often full of surprises!
Like Su standing in the Dortmund penalty area at the moment!
Sometimes people get lucky trousers can score goals!
Along with iron underpants in SYSTEM the Lucky skill cooldowns again!
Westfalenstadion was suddenly quiet!
It's not just Dortmund fans!
Even FC Schalke 04's teammates!
Even Magath on the sidelines, who had raised his hands in the air and was ready to celebrate Hao's long-range shot, went quiet!
One by one, they looked at Su, who was the centre of attention on the field!
No!
Should be looking at Su!
The most maddening bloke in all of Europe scores!
And it's a perfect header punch!
The football drilled straight into the Dortmund goal with a metallic thud!
In front of the goal, Dortmund goalkeeper Weidenfeller has crumbled!
He no longer knew whether despair or sadness appeared on his face!
"Beep!"
Just as everyone was fuming, the on-field referee stifled his own laughter and very professionally blew the whistle for a valid goal!
It's that whistle!
Bringing everyone back to reality!
"Ha ha!"
"Goal!"
"Eh... Hahaha!"
"a four - goal haul!!!"
"Su scored!"
"Although the goal was a bit... , but Su has once again made history!"
"Six minutes!"
"Su went from the first goal to now! It only took six minutes to put on an incredible a four - goal haul!"
"A horrible record!"
"An unsurpassed record!"
"A record that will keep FC Schalke 04 fans, and equally Dortmund fans, for the rest of their lives!"
"A four-goal haul!"
"Incredible!"
"Su in the box on his way to a frantic forward move and puts the ball in the back of the net with his own one!"
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"It's not the first time!"
"But! This is football!"
"A good goal scorer can score with any part of his body!"
"And Su ...."
Live in the booth Wang tries to flirt, but gets a glare from Duan!
That stopped Wang, who was trying to drive!
After all, how come this is a sports channel!
-Dr.Wang isn't having fun, what are you trying to say? You said everything in The 3.Liga!
-Haha, SuNiuBi, that's the second one with the crotch, it's definitely a record too, two goals in one season!
-Ha-ha! This is fucking outrageous! Japan is such an amazing country!]
-[Blah, blah, blah, blah, don't start with the yellow, shit, Su already a four - goal haul, that's what counts! Haha, six minutes a four-goal haul! That's fucking scary! This is Dortmund, not the national football team!
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On the field!
Su literally refused to celebrate with his teammates this time!
It's so humiliating!
These fucking iron underpants!
It was that Lucky Skill that just screwed up!
Without the iron underpants, he would have been able to pull off a dashing side-hook in the air!
That's the shot!
Much better than this goal that made headlines in the entertainment section again.
Watch Su get a little upset.
Baby Baumann, running from the backfield, also shrugged helplessly!
"Su! You're fantastic, you don't know, Annan the damn thing every time I take me somewhere the guys have to ask me if you're ....!"
"You're amazing!"
"You hurry up and die on the side!"
Looking at the always honest Baby Baumann also molesting herself so much Su was also angry!
"Haha, Su, does that count as an assist for me!"
"No, it's supposed to be Little Su! Do I count this as an assist!"
It's not just Baby Baumann!
Hao is here too!
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Magath on the sidelines is already a little overwhelmed with excitement already at this moment!
"Hughes! pinch me to see if I'm dreaming!"
"Haha! This is Ruhr Derby and we're 4:0 in less than 10 minutes?"
"Is this a basketball game or a football game?"
"Su this guy is horrible!"
"Win this game and we're top of the league! It's a proper come-from-behind win!"
"Haha! No, I can't get too excited.Chinese has a saying that joy breeds sorrow!"
"I'm going to fade! Calm down!"
Unlike Magath's excitement that was already joyous was.
Klopp on the other side has lost the passion he started with!
He frowned tightly his hands on his chin!
He never expected this outcome after the opening!
4 dropped goals!
Even the Miracle of Istanbul won't save Dortmund!
Only!
Even with Klopp's fierce frown.
The situation on the field still hasn't changed much!
Dortmund panicked!
Thoroughly panicked!
Youngsters can be superb when playing downwind!
But this type of headwind game where you get caught completely blindsided?
They're really hard to adjust out of!
On the field!
Dortmund on the restart had no idea what to do on offence!
Lewandowski had no choice but to hand the ball off to Shinji Kagawa behind him!
He already somewhat distrusted the Japanese man!
He side-stepped the ball to Gro?!
And Gro? was a little overwhelmed after the catch.
The mad rush for FC Schalke 04 continues!
Annan and Su both lunged towards him like animals!
Compulsion!
Gro? knocked the ball straight across the middle to Shinji Kagawa!
On Shinji Kagawa's side, Hao also rushes up!
There's a saying about beating the shit out of a dog that says it all!
Shinji Kagawa, who has been humiliated by Su at the moment and has been robbed by Hao, panics a bit at the sight of Hao, who rushes to him!
Panicking, he casually slotted a diagonal pass and knocked the ball to G?tze on the left!
But just to the left!
Baby Baumann, however, was there like a cheetah in ambush!
A slip shot!
Baby Baumann shanks the ball straight out of Shinji Kagawa's feet!
At the same time!
Baby Baumann got straight up!
Watching Annan, who sprinted up the left side with a wild acceleration, a long pass was made to the left side of the field!
Annan dashingly stopped the football with his left foot then put the ball forward a little to start his long run!
Facing Dortmund #26 Piszczek, who was the first on the rush!
Annan uses his speed to his advantage!
With his right foot, he flicks the ball towards the sideline!
Scampered off sharply!
But Piszczek is no easy character!
He also turned sharply after Annan crossed himself and frantically stuck to Annan straight into the end zone!
Annan, who was deadlocked by Piszczek, just kept taking the ball to the end line!
Eventually there was no choice!
Annan barely gets a foot on the ball, forcing Piszczek to clear it off the line!
"Left side CORNER KICK!"
"Eleventh minute of the game!"
"FC Schalke 04 gets the first CORNER KICK of the opening half!"
"Corner kick to the right of the goal!"
"Su cradled the ball and stepped up to the penalty spot without a second thought!"
Watch the time on the big screen on the sidelines!
Su took a deep breath!
It's been eight minutes since the first goal!
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