"Su!"
"Snap!"
"Su!"
"Snap!"
"Hard Su!"
"Su!"
"Snap!"
"Su!"
"Snap!"
"Tough Su!"
Veltins-Arena on.
Countless fans in blue Schalke jerseys sang the Su song!
It's already a different kind of flavour line on Veltins-Arena.
Mixed in with these local Schalke fans were a number of dark-haired Chinese fans.
They had followed their travel agent to Veltins-Arena to watch Su play live.
Su's crossroads has not only given all Chinese fans a sense of belonging, it has also made Gelsenkirchen the most frequent city in the whole of Europe to receive Chinese tourists.
The influx of tourists has made the mayor of Gelsenkirchen smile every day.
Especially with Chinese's horrible spending power.
Grace!
For Chinese tourists, their favourite thing to say is "Wow! This stuff is so cheap overseas, I'll take it all!"
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Veltins-Arena on!
Su's show still goes on.
It's not just Su who can kick ass against the league's weakest teams, it's even Hao on the sidelines.
Thirty-eighth minute of play.
Hao put in a dashing man-marker down the right-hand side and then a cross-kick to Vardy, who slotted into the centre of the pitch for a one-two!
The score was converted to 3:0!
FC Schalke 04 took just half the game to seal the win.
After half-time break.
FC Schalke 04 continued their frantic attack after the change of sides!
Fifty-fourth minute of play.
Klaas - Jan Huntelaar, who had a wild run down the left, went past Freiburg right back and gave the ball to Baby Baumann, who raised his right leg high for the goal.
Freiburg centre - back rushed forward.
I didn't realise that Baby Baumann was an accidental trickster.
After shaking Freiburg centre - back down to block, he snapped his left foot and went straight past him.
Immediately after that, Baby Baumann played a cross to the right side of the field to give the ball to Su.
Facing the incoming ball, an unmarked Su pushed a shot!
The football was firmly drilled into the bottom left corner of the goal!
4:0!
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Two passes and one shot!
Su once again conquered the Veltins-Arena fans with his insane performance.
And once again, the whole room erupted in a deafening rendition of the Su song!
"This is a source of pride for us at Chinese!"
"I remember once going to the Houston Rockets' home arena to see one of Yao's games, when so many geezers were there, singing Yao's song in unison!"
"That sense of national pride is really unimaginable."
"But more than the NBA, the crazy-to-the-bone chants on a huge 50,000-plus-capacity stadium at this time brought a more insurmountable shock!"
"We should be grateful to Su! It is he who allows us to feel that insurmountable pride in faraway Germany!"
The pride in the deafening song made even Duan and Wang, who were in Veltins-Arena's makeshift broadcast room at the moment, choke up a bit for a moment!
-[Damn, Liuxiang 08 years retired that time I with those idiots together scolded Liuxiang for a long time, now think of it, Liuxiang fucking is really NiuBi ah, that's the track and field ah, a yellow man directly crush countless black black!
-I also called Yao a softball, but now I think, if Yao is gone, our men's basketball team will have a hard time, and we may not even be able to crush Japan or South Korea!
-Cherish it, maybe we can only have one Yao, one Liuxiang and one Su in China for so many years!
-I'm studying in Gelsenkirchen, I used to talk about football with my classmates, people ignore me, the most sentence is that you Chinese or play ping pong to go, but now it's different, a lot of people want me to get Su's autograph photo, haha, I don't know Su ah, but later on, I secretly took the Chinese characters to write a few, I didn't expect foreigners to take it seriously! I don't know Su, but then I secretly wrote a few in Chinese characters myself, and I didn't expect the foreigners to take me seriously!
-[Yuck! Upstairs scum, I don't know if you're busy, but I've been rather idle lately, too! .
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After Su scored this goal, Magath rushed to replace Su, along with Baby Baumann and Hao!
One has a bruise on his face and one has a couple of bloody scars on his knee for some reason!
Magath wouldn't have wanted to start them if the team doctor hadn't checked that there was nothing wrong with them.
But even if it's nothing serious, let them rest!
With seven rounds left in the league, this year's first ever FC Schalke 04 title depends on these babies.
Although Su and others went down.
But the FC Schalke 04 attack continued.
Eighty minutes into the game!
Vardy once again put on one of his crazy goal sniffs.
Klaas - Jan Huntelaar's long range shot was thrillingly blocked by the Freiburg goalkeeper, but the alert Vardy magically appeared in front of the football.
A toe poke!
The football was drilled straight into the goal!
5:0!
with Vardy's goal!
FC Schalke 04 also slowed down their attack.
Eventually!
FC Schalke 04 went wild at home and slaughtered Freiburg 5:0.
Post-game press conference.
In an unprecedented move, Magath announced that FC Schalke 04's goal this year is to win the league.
However, journalists were not a bit surprised to be confronted with Magath's high-profile statement.
Shit, it's top of the table, seven rounds left and you're talking about a title race, that's enough of a fucking dog already!
End of game!
Su is finally getting some time off!
Even Su was a bit overwhelmed during this time when UCL had league games.
But before he could lie down for long, Carvajal was at the door again!
As soon as you enter the door!
Carvajal smiled nervously and asked, "Su! You want an endorsement or not!"
Yes, Carvajal got another endorsement for Su.
than the last underwear brand.
It's more formal this time.
Rolls-Royce!
The world's top luxury car, the bearer of luxury cars.
Carvajal has said that he's been grinding his teeth for this endorsement, and the opposite bid has been low, but after Magath paid to get their inside track, Magath came straight to the rescue.
As the world's top car company.
In 2010, the Chinese market had surpassed the United States for the first time to become Rolls-Royce's largest market in the world, with an annual sales volume of more than 1,000 units, an increase of more than 60% that year.
This horrible sales are still in the midst of skyrocketing.
Chinese is too rich.
So, Rolls-Royce's marketing department immediately started to seek a Chinese spokesperson to expand the Chinese market.
In their earliest plans, international superstar Jackie Chan was the prime choice.
But Jackie Chan's asking price is too high, 10 million euros per year.
This made Rolls-Royce drop Jackie Chan straight away.
And that's when Su set the world on fire with his epic eight-minute five-goal performance at Dortmund.
So Rolls-Royce immediately is contacted Carvajal.
It's a Rolls Royce, and Carvajal was overjoyed to hear that Rolls Royce had approached Su for an endorsement.
Only the one million euro a year contract put in front of Carvajal made Carvajal angry enough to just slap the table.
It's a pure hit and miss call.
Carvajal then mobilised his connections and enquired about Jackie Chan's asking price of $10 million, which was all the more reason for Magath to drop his negotiations with Rolls Royce straight away.
It's just that my own little Su is so giving.
Within days of the eight-minute, five-goal fever, another streak of five in a row.
Now that's something Rolls-Royce isn't hiding anymore.
Twenty million euros for three years!
And that's just for the endorsement, the use of the portrait area and the filming of the promo are extra.
Finally, if Su agrees, then Rolls-Royce will immediately customise Su with a top-of-the-line Rolls-Royce Phantom 2010 model, which is limited to one worldwide!
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