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"Hey kid! Are you alright?!" Fei Yu asked again with concern.
For a moment, I was stunned! My mind quickly turned around, and I shook my head at Fei Yue Lian: "En...I'm fine, I just remembered my Red Sparrow, I don't know if it died just now."
As I spoke, I pulled out the little red sparrow from my pocket. This little guy was looking at me with a slanted eye, with an expression of disdain... damn it, did it think I wanted to lie? Wasn't it the one that got me into trouble in the first place?
Faye stared at the red sparrow in my hand, slightly furrowing her brow and saying: "Kid, how did you end up with such a worthless pet? At the very least, shouldn't you have gotten something like a fierce tiger or a fire leopard instead?"
After hearing Fei Lie's words, the red sparrow turned its head in anger and stared at Fei Lie with hatred. At the same time... that female voice sounded again: "This old guy actually dares to look down on me, you quickly tell him, I am the most special firebird in heaven and earth, not something those stinky leopards and rotten tigers can compare to!"
Firebird?
I stared at the red sparrow in my hand in shock, it turned out... her name was Huo Niao (Fire Bird) ah, hehe... this name is actually the first time I've heard of it!
The little phoenix looked at me with disdain and said contemptuously, "Nonsense, we have our own special names for ourselves, just like you humans do. You wouldn't call yourselves the same as us, would you? Let's just call you Four-Legged Monsters!"
Four-legged monster!
I stared at the Firebird in my hand in shock, and the Firebird sneered and opened its mouth to laugh: "Of course, we Firebirds call you humans Four-Legged Monsters, just like you have a special name for us. Don't even think that we will accept it!"
I didn't dare argue with her for too long, Feyalucia was still waiting for my response, so... I smiled at Feyalucia and said: "This... I don't like those stinky leopards and rotten tigers!"
As soon as the words came out of my mouth, I wanted to strangle myself. Why did I have to use the description of the firebird? You know... in my eyes, leopards are a symbol of speed and tigers are the epitome of majesty!
As expected! Upon hearing my words, Fei Yu suddenly shouted: "What! Stinky leopard! Rotten tiger! Heaven... If they're all like what you said, then what's the Firebird in your hand?!"
For a moment, I was taken aback, but... I quickly found the answer and smiled at Fei Yue Lian: "This one! This fire bird may not be very powerful, but... it's so beautiful!"
After hearing my words, Huo Niao Le was jumping up and down excitedly, saying that he would definitely reward me well later. However... on the other side, Fei Yu Lie couldn't accept it anymore, speaking seriously: "I'm telling you, Xiao Mo! This is unacceptable! A big man like you, how can you be like a woman and like pretty things? Men should be practical! I've decided, from now on, you'll change...
Just as Lao San was about to finish speaking, a soft and charming voice suddenly echoed from the doorway: "What have we women done to offend you now? You old codger, watch your words! I don't mind if you insult women, but I won't let you corrupt my disciple!"
I and Fai turned our heads in shock, but only saw Ice Rain and ******** walking in from the entrance, while that ******** person's face didn't look very good, obviously suppressing anger, looking at his expression, I believed... if Ice Rain and I weren't here, this old guy Fai would be in for it!
As soon as Bi appeared, Fei Lie suddenly became flustered and stuttered: "Oh... this! We didn't say anything about girls earlier! Don't believe me? Ask Xiao Mo!"
Bì gave a resentful glance at Fei Yuè, and said indignantly: "Oh? So it's me who's old and muddled, my ears aren't sharp enough, I misheard, is that it?"
Bai turned her head and said to me: "Xiao Mo... you tell me, did I hear it wrong or is someone trying to shirk responsibility?"
The smell of fire in the house is getting stronger and stronger, I think... it's better to reduce the fire for them. After all, Ice Rain and I will still have to accept their teachings later, if the relationship gets worse, that won't be good!
I looked at Fei Ao Lie with a serious face and blamed him, saying: "Master! This is where you're wrong. How could you do this? You really don't understand women's hearts."
After hearing my words, Fei Yu's face turned into a doomsday expression, his eyes filled with flames of anger. I knew... he must be hating me for not covering up for him, but... he misunderstood, very soon... I'll make him laugh out loud!
Thinking of this, I didn't dare to reveal any flaws on the surface and continued to criticize Fei Yu Lie: "Master! When praising a woman, you shouldn't do it in secret. If you think Master is great, then tell her to her face, why are you afraid of her knowing?"
Ah! Ah!
As soon as I uttered this sentence, Fei Yu and Bi exclaimed in unison, looking at me incredulously, neither of them understanding how I could say such a thing.
Their reaction was completely within my expectation. I turned around and said to Bi, "Master's wife, Master and I were just discussing pets, who knew that he would mention you while talking about it? Ah... no way, this is Master's old habit, no matter what we talk about, he will always bring up Master's wife in three sentences!"
After hearing what I said, Fei Yu was stunned and looked at me, when did he mention Bi three times in a row? His teaching has always been very serious, and he would never mention his wife!
On the other hand, Bi glared at Fei Lie with a scowl and said, "You're always bringing me up for no reason!"
The mistress turned to me and anxiously asked: "Xiao Mo... tell me, what did he say about me? Is it always bad things?"
Ah!
I pretended to be shocked and looked at my master's wife, with an expression that was enough to satisfy Star Lord's requirements. I exclaimed in surprise: "Master's wife! How could you think this way? Don't you know how beautiful and perfect you are in Master's eyes? How could Master possibly say anything bad about you?"
Faye's mouth was tightly shut, not daring to say a word, looking at the young man's expression, even he himself had some doubts whether he often mentioned his wife or not, really?
Alas...
I let out a faint sigh and said to the mistress in a melancholy tone, "Mistress, Master often lamented to me that he was just an unrefined man, but was fortunate enough to have you, a beautiful woman with a lovely face, as his wife. It's truly a blessing accumulated over three lifetimes!"
"What a beautiful face and figure! Is this the result of three lifetimes of cultivation? It's strange, but what a lovely phrase... did your master really say that?" The mistress asked, entranced.
When I heard the master's wife ask, I secretly thought it was terrible. This is going to be bad. The master is a rough and uneducated man, how could he possibly say something like that? Not to mention him, no one in this world can say such things, these are simply words from the earth.
Just as I was secretly thinking of a countermeasure, Master asked Fei Lie with deep feeling: "Lie! Are these words really yours?"
Upon hearing his wife's inquiry, the master's old face suddenly turned bright red. He wanted to admit it, but he was too ashamed to lie, and besides... how could he come up with such words that would make a woman happy?
But... if I don't admit it, maybe nothing will happen now, considering the two kids are around and my wife won't make things difficult for me. But once night falls and I return home, that's a different story!
Women... are strange creatures, when you praise them, once they encounter something related to their crush, even the most clever woman will immediately become confused. This is not... as soon as she saw Fei Yu's face turn bright red, Shifu's mother immediately believed that these words were spoken by him, and thought that he was blushing because she had discovered those words, so he was shy!
Look! Such a clever person, yet so foolish to this extent. With that straightforward personality, do you still know how to be tactful? Do you still know how to feel ashamed? If someone as shameless as you can feel ashamed, then are there still people in the world who don't feel ashamed?
However... seeing this scene I'm actually quite happy, saved me the trouble of thinking about it, hehe... now it seems that Shifu's mother already firmly believes those words were said by Shifu.
Just as I was secretly rejoicing, my master's wife seemed to have not heard enough and once again said to me with an air of dissatisfaction: "Xiao Mo! When I came in just now, it seemed like I heard your master say something about women being this and that, and something about beauty and ugliness, and also something about stinky leopards and rotten tigers. What were you all talking about?"
It's quite amusing, this kind of dialogue won't stump me. I used to watch soap operas on Earth and there were plenty of similar lines. Let me just pick one out at random.
Hmph!
I coughed slightly and cleared my throat, then said to the mistress: "My master and I were just discussing my pet. Look... it's this little bird!"
As I spoke, I showed the bright red bird to my teacher's mother and continued: "My master praised me saying that raising pets should be like raising a beautiful and useful one, just like my wife, who is not only beautiful but also has real ability! You can't just pursue power and raise some stinky leopards or rotten tigers!"
After finishing speaking, I intentionally turned my head to look at Master and said with a serious tone: "I didn't learn it wrong just now, did I Master?"
When I asked him, Master coughed awkwardly and evasively covered it up, neither admitting nor denying...
But on the other hand, the master's wife was convinced in her heart, a pretty face turned into a smiling flower, and the master's eyes also became several times gentler. This time... the master won't have to kneel on the punishment board when he gets home, right?
Hehe...... I've achieved two goals at once, helping Master cover up the past and earning his goodwill. At the same time... I've also shut Master's mouth, I think... he won't ask me to replace my pet with a leopard or tiger again!