I woke up to an alert from my S.H.I.E.L.D. phone, telling me that I had a text message. It was from Agent May, telling me that I was the only one who would be allowed to know the truth, and that Coulson had disappeared into a portal with L.O.L.A. and the gear that he had arranged, and gave her a goodbye with a smile before leaving. She sent a second message thanking me for everything and reminding me that NO ONE is to know the truth, and that all anyone else will know is that he is dead. I replied back that I accepted these terms and that I was certain that he would do well. Agent May replied that she would be getting back involved with the rest of S.H.I.E.L.D., but that she would keep me in mind if I was needed for something else.
With that bit of business out of the way, I got up, cast Prestidigitation, and got ready for my breakfast. Getting my bike down the elevator, I was happy to see that “Verdigris” was on the front page again, with this time having an extremely blurry picture of the alter-ego. From the angle and the location, it looked like it was a picture captured from a video that was held by one of the Warlocks. It looked to be from around chest height, so I’m guessing it was a camera in their pocket, maybe a phone? It must have been in the split second just before my Mirror Image took effect.
The article referenced that the still was taken from a cell phone camera that was running on the Biker, that it had just started before the group had stopped at the alleyway, and was still recording when the police showed up. Skimming through the article, I found that the police statement was that technically, in this instance, “Verdigris” did nothing wrong, as the hostile intent was obvious from some choice things overheard in the video, prior to this still, but that the Norfolk Police Department still did not recommend that people perform vigilante activities or attempt to apprehend criminals. I snickered a bit to myself as I remembered back when I had to deal with cultists that summoned entities from other realms, and while the guns here were a bit painful, they were not anywhere near as dangerous as a Fireball or a Lightning Bolt to the regular man. I finished up my breakfast and was about to leave when I got an anxious feeling in the back of my head. I ducked into the restroom as I used Vanish.
Four gang members rushed into the hotel’s restaurant, seeking to rob any of the patrons here, just as I disappeared. I quickly and quietly used Oath of Anonymity while shifting my clothing to my outfit. I moved to be in a better angle, and pulled out the pistol from my Bandolier. Not thinking that this was going to be a bad fight, I knew that I needed to get ready quickly, so I figured on just three defensive spells. I quickly cast Haste while still invisible, and mentally focused myself on the correct stance and set of attacks to ready.
People were getting wallets out for the robbers, but it was taking longer than the thugs would have liked, I guessed. I cast Mirror Image, regretting that I hoped that they could “take care” of the extra images before I would have to have someone else punch or hit me. It was then that one of the gang members aimed their pistol at the head of one of the people eating their breakfast. I could see the trigger start to pull back and I knew I had to act before I was ready. My bullet bounced the gun just enough to move it away from the person, to hit the ground.
The Thugs all looked at me, but I was already in action, as I appeared from the invisibility breaking. I shot my first actual attack at the guy who had tried to shoot the patron, and bounced it off his collarbone into the chest of another thug, and dropped that first one with a second rubber bullet to the forehead, knocking him out. I wheeled to the one that had been hit by the ricochet and dropped him with a similar rubber round to the chest, knocking the wind out of him and causing him to call back onto the edge of the table and knock himself out. Before any other thugs could shoot, I continued my arc to shoot a third thug in the gut, getting his attention. This was a good and bad thing, as both thugs fired off at the mass of images around me, popping two of the three total images.
Keeping on target, I dropped that thug that I had hit before aiming at the last thug and firing a round, to keep his eyes, and focus, on me. He fired, and took out the last of my Mirror Images, before I took him out with just one more shot. I looked around the restaurant, and saw no other thugs, before I went to each thug and got everyone’s wallets and valuables that the thugs had lifted. I got my Prestidigitation going collecting the rubber bullet rounds, and then did a Sift on the thugs, before tying them all up with their own shoelaces and belts, while stealthily collecting their jewelry and cash. One of the customers came up to thank me and ask if I was an Avenger, and if I had met Captain America.
Another patron, emboldened by the first one, asked if I knew where all of the people had gone. A third one asked if these thugs were part of HYDRA. I didn’t have answers for them, so I used a charge from my Dimensional Stride Boots coupled with my Vanish spell to get away from the forming crowd. While still invisible, I got back to the restroom and changed my gear back to the original, work clothes form, and waited a few seconds for the invisibility to end before coming out of the restroom with my phone to my ear, pretending to be calling the police to report the event, asking everyone loudly if the firing was done. A customer came up to me and told me that Verdigris was here and he had stopped a robbery.
I exclaimed my thanks to him along with the others and that the thugs were captured. I had a familiar feeling that I had felt three times before since arriving on this world. I was getting more in tune with how magic flowed in this realm, and what I could do with it. I knew that I would need to rest and prepare after this fight to get full capability, I just didn’t have time. I let the staff know that I had to get to work, and that I would be available if the police really needed me.
I hoped that I could use the cameras against themselves by not having been in the area when the whole event happened, and coming out as soon as the fight was done, supposedly on the phone to the police, but I feared that my time at the hotel was coming to an end. I quickly rode my bike and got to work. Bob was there and asked me what the rush was, so I told him of what had happened. Bob was thoughtful for a bit and said that he expected that I would not be able to stay at that hotel for much longer. I agreed with this and said that I would likely have to finish up on my secret shelter.
Bob asked if I needed any help getting some things to make it better. I shrugged and said that I could use some driving around time, but that I didn’t want to put him out. Bob told me that it wasn’t a big issue, as Doug was going to be back today, and would like to ease into the day. Bob added that we could go pick up the Birch wood and the blankets for the start of the procedure tomorrow. I agreed, and Bob and I got in his SUV to head to where we needed to go.
We picked up the birch boards (enough for four of them), and four blankets from a military surplus store. Also at the military surplus store, I found a portable sink to go with the portable toilet and shower set that I was going to work on. Knowing what I was going to need to be working on, I picked it up and we headed back to the shop. I asked Bob if he wanted me to work on the cleanings today, and Bob shook his head, saying that he would be happy with me getting the boards and the blankets ready for their “enchanting”. I agreed to do so, and indicated that we could still use more salt, both for my own projects and for his.
Bob said that he had a pallet showing up tomorrow morning, so we should be good for that. I told him that I would have the wooden board and the blankets ready for tomorrow, and carried all of my stuff into my “workshop” with the boards and the blankets. Immediately, I started up a few repeated castings of Animate Tools to get the boards carved as needed, since I was already familiar with what was needed from what I had made yesterday. I also used more Animate Tools spells to get the sewing tools running on the blankets. I quickly expended a Page-Bound Epiphany spell to get the information I would need for all of the enchanting, and got to work on the first item, a toilet that would deal with the waste issue.
The toilet had a structural flaw, something that I should have figured out from it being a “mass market item”, but I managed to work through it and get it together. The twenty-two pounds of salt that it took to get it enchanted wasn’t exactly light, but the material soaked it up like nothing. I’m glad that the plastic didn’t melt or anything, and as an amusing aside, the toilet ended up impervious to fire, so I guess that is a win. I set it back into my bag and checked on the boards. The carving was going fine, so I stepped out to get a drink and a snack before heading back. Barely two hours had elapsed into my day.
I started up on the next item, the faucet and found a great amount of elucidation on the merits of clean water for sanitation and what not. I puzzled my way through the banal font and got what I needed out of it, and started on my enchanting. This took slightly more salt, weighing in at twenty-four pounds expended, but was still finished after two hours of meditation and enchantment. I wouldn’t be able to test it without water to be provided for it, but at least it would give us something we can use to wash dishes and what not. I stopped to check on the boards, and they were about half-way done, same with the blankets, so I decided to head to the break room and grab a bite to eat.
Jessica was there and at first seemed a little freaked out, before calming down and coming over to ask me how Rex was doing. I reached out to him and got the feelings of soaring and success, and told her that he was probably catching fish in the river right now. Jessica thoughtfully asked if Rex might be willing to help her with an issue that she had at her apartment, explaining that she had an issue with rats. I offered up that I could ask him when I saw him tonight, and that if he says yes, I would gladly let her know. Jessica seemed a bit confused and asked why I couldn’t just ask him now.
I explained to her that all I got from him at this distance was vague emotions and feelings, that true communication could not happen unless I was within talking distance to him. Jessica asked if that made me nervous. I shook my head, saying that we can get general ideas to each other fairly easily, and if we get a few specific ideas down pat, we can arrange to meet each other in the middle of the day, it is just that we haven’t created a rubric yet, but that if I felt that he was in danger, I could just scry on him and find out where he was.
Jessica nodded and walked off, thinking on her own. I ate my lunch and saw Bob coming out with Doug. I got up to leave and they both stopped me from going and asked me to stay. When they sat, Bob said that Doug had come to terms with my circumstances, and said that he wasn’t going to find an issue with me working here. I told them both that I was glad with that, and that I wouldn’t want either of them, or in fact, any of the people here, to have concerns with me or my presence here, and that I’d gladly leave before anyone feels the need to leave on their own. Doug shook his head and told me that he was fine with me being here, it was just that he needed to figure out where his faith stood with everything.
I offered up that there was NO reason for him to disbelieve in the divine, that there was definitive evidence where I was from that the divine existed, and that there was no reason for him to disbelieve in the evidence of the divine in this world at all. Doug asked me why there were not more divine spell casters here, and I offered up that it was probably due to the fact that this world doesn’t literally have a hole to hell here, or literal monsters that the people need to be defended against, so it is a circumstance of wanting to let people have their freedom to live their lives while they can. Doug thought about that and seemed to be good with my answer, and I offered up that there was nothing that I could do, that a divine entity could not do better, stronger, and easier. Bob seemed to be okay with where we were, and Doug asked if I was going to make some more of those cots tomorrow. I told him that I was, and that I was preparing them for the process today, and the enchanting would be done first thing.
Bob said that he’d make sure that everyone would get one once they were done, knowing that Doug would like to try one for his camping. Doug walked off and I quietly asked Bob if he can drop by my workshop at the end of the day, that I had something that I was going to try to make and thought that he should see it to see if the military would want this as well. Bob’s interest was piqued, and he said that he’d check in with me. I finished off my meal as Bob went to go talk to Jessica and Doug. I got up when I was done, and headed to the workshop.
My next project was the shower, which I knew was going to have some issues with the construction if the toilet or the faucet were any indication. I was correct, but wrong at the same time. There were structural flaws in the fabrication of the shower, and I worked around them with what I could and found that by the time I was done, the shower/utility shelter was about half the weight of what it was originally. There wasn’t any loss in the fabric or the structure, but the weight decreased by half, so it was a lot lighter. Granted, it didn’t need the stakes, the tie-outs, or the rain-fly, so that could have been a portion of the loss of weight. It still absorbed over twenty pounds of salt to finish the enchantment.
I looked over the boards and found that they were a little more than seventy-five percent of the way done, which I appreciated, since they worked through lunch. The blankets were similarly almost four fifths of the way there as well. My final item, the one that I wanted Bob’s chops on, was a canteen that would be enchanted to provide up to a total of two gallons of water a day. I wouldn’t need too much more than that on a daily basis, so I didn’t want to create a situation where continual flooding might occur. The canteen again had issues with the structure, which I again came to expect with mass-produced items.
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I focused on the enchantment a bit more than the other ones, as the spell that I would have needed to know was not one that I had access to, so it would require more finesse at the end. Almost twenty-four pounds of salt went into the enchantment of this canteen, and I amusingly had left enough salt that had been spilled and expended on the table that it was now considered a masterwork item for the purposes of final enchantment for items. Also, the canteen managed to be enchanted without showing ANY outward signs or emanations of the magic contained within. With the last item enchanted, the boards engraved, the blankets embroidered, and apparently the table enhanced, I was ready for Bob. I was a little early, so I went to find him and he was in the break room.
Bob apologized for making me wait and I told him that I had actually finished a little early and wanted to show him as soon as I could. Bob asked me what it was that I had to show him and I handed him the canteen, told him the word, and had him empty it out. Bob did so, and I asked him to do it again. Bob humored me, and did so again. I asked him to repeat it as often as he could, and he did it a total of eight times before the canteen wouldn't do it again.
Bob looked at me and I smiled, saying that it was about twenty-five pounds of salt for just a canteen that can produce two gallons of water a day. Bob said that he would definitely ask, and asked how many of these I could make in a day. I told him that I can make four of those a day, without issue. Bob said that he’d have to find out, along with the boards and everything, but that water was a definite need for military folk, but two gallons a day per person probably wouldn’t be enough to really move the dial much.
I nodded and asked him if he remembered how much it weighed when full, which he thought about it and said that he had not kept it in mind. I told him that it was limited to weighing one pound no matter if it was full or empty. Bob’s eyes perked up a bit at that and I said that I could work on something later that would be a bit more interesting if weight reduction was just the concern. Bob said that this would be a game changer, if I could show this. I said that I would have to be careful, as it might run afoul of having non-dimensional spaces and extra-dimensional spaces, but that I would refresh myself on it.
Bob handed me back the canteen and I shoved it into my haversack, causing it to disappear. Bob’s eyebrow perked up at that, and I told him that the bag might take close to four hundred pounds of salt to enchant. Bob seemed to be mulling it over, and I added that it takes at least two days to make. I told Bob goodbye for the day and headed out to ride around and get back to the storage unit, after picking up a few gallons of water and food. I got into the unit and started setting up the newly created items.
Once I was done setting everything up in the middle section of the back of the tent, I started emptying the gallon jugs of water into the reservoirs for the faucet, toilet, and shower. By the time that I was done, Rex was just getting back to the unit. I told Rex, as soon as he got in, that it looked like we were not going to be able to stay at the hotel much longer, since one of the gang had attacked this morning and that I was almost caught. Rex replied back that he would be happy with the storage unit, especially now that it had water and waste facilities. I told him that I wouldn’t be staying at the hotel much longer as well, but that I would do my best to not make it bad for him here.
Rex told me that he wasn’t that perturbed at all, and that he had managed to figure out the best times to not be noticed when coming and going. I told Rex that I would be working on some more creature comforts after this, and a way to get him disguised as well, so that we can be a bit more hidden. Rex nodded absentmindedly and got a drink from the faucet before heading over to one of the wooden cots, and curled up. Once I had given him all of the information that I could and set up all I could, I decided that I’d like to have a single good meal at the restaurant before I stopped. I locked up the storage unit and used a circuitous path to get back to the hotel, and found a trio of Painkillers lurking around the hotel in a car, seeming to be gearing up for another daring burglary.
I sighed and decided to do some quick preparations, and get this dealt with before they had a chance to strike. Before I could do much, I saw a person head out from the restaurant portion of the hotel a little tipsy, and the three gang members got out of their car and moved towards the guy. I rushed towards them while not yet invisible, and invoked the Oath of Anonymity while changing my outfit. The three of them surrounded the hapless intoxicated patron, and were starting to menacingly threaten him. I got within twenty feet, and quickly cast a Haste spell.
None of the criminals seemed to notice me, but they did brandish weapons towards the guy. The guy dropped to his knees, a combination of being drunk and scared, and opened up a line of fire for me. Taking aim with my pistol, I felt something new welling up in me. Something Stronger. I decided that I had to get this done as quickly as possible, so I used it.
I opened fire at the criminals and fire indeed commenced. My pistol barked out three rounds and the normal fire around them was enhanced even further, to the extent that I had managed to drop all three of them before they could attack the man on the ground. My first round bounced off the first guy and hit another one, in the head, and dropped him unconscious in one hit. My second round dropped the first guy while my final found dropped the guy who I had finished off my aiming on. I quickly ran over to the area and used Prestidigitation to collect my three rubber bullet rounds.
I helped the guy up and moved him over to the side. The last guy, who I thought was unconscious, was actually just staggered, and fired at me from behind. Being pissed off at that treachery, I wheeled around and fired off an Ultrasonic Ray at him, dropping him into sweet unconsciousness. I turned back to the victim, and helped him get his phone out and call the cops. I tied up all three of the gang members and did a quick Sift for their valuables.
I quickly shook the civilian's hand and told him that he could tell the police that it was Verdigris that saved him. I ran off while casting Cure Light Wounds on myself to start the healing of the gunshot wound. I got my bike, and activated the Vanish spell to make my way back into the hotel. I managed to get enough of my clothing clear of blood, and texted Amber that I could use an order to be delivered to the table in the corner. I got a thumbs up response and sneakily made my way into the restaurant, after dismissing the Verdigris costume and thus the Oath of Anonymity.
A thick steak and a shot were already waiting at the table when I got there and I happily tucked in to eat and drink in success. After a few minutes, where police eventually came through and asked the bar staff about anyone who had come in after the attack, to which the bartender looked through the tabs and said that no new orders had been put in since the time of the attack, and everyone who is here already has their order. The police looked around and sighed in frustration before heading out again. Amber dropped by after a while and asked if I was the one who had dealt with the criminals. I sighed and nodded for them and the ones in the morning.
I offered up that I probably would not be able to be here after this, because I seemed to bring trouble with me, and that my company probably would relocate me. Amber sighed and said that she could understand that with the issues that the hotel was having. I told her that she should keep my phone number handy though, for any of the bartenders to keep me updated if any criminal activity happens to the people here, or the hotel. I added that I was not leaving Norfolk, just relocating my base of operations. Amber seemed upset, but that made sense since the hotel was possibly losing a main deterrent for criminal activity.
I headed upstairs to my room for what I felt would be the last time and noticed that the door was slightly ajar again. I was pissed that I didn’t have the majority of my spell capability available right now, so all I could do was pull my pistol and throw open the door energetically. A man with a flat-top was in the room with a bow and arrow levelled at me. I knew that he had the drop on me, and just from his stance, that he could end me with one shot. The man asked me if I was Verdigris.
I carefully put my pistol on the ground and hoped that I could at least escape if he was going to try to attack me. I asked if I could shut the door so that we could do this without disturbing the other hotel patrons. The archer tilted his chin up ever so slightly, and I shut the door behind me. He asked me again as soon as the door was closed, ensuring that I knew that he meant business and that I wasn’t going to be able to get away with anything at all under his watchful eye. I sighed, and answered in the affirmative, sending empathic thoughts to Rex of hope and freedom.
His tension lowered ever so slightly as he asked me why I was taking out criminals. I figured that I didn’t have anything to lose, and if I needed to, I could dimensionally jump past him and then float to the ground safely, so I told him that I was an Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. This archer asked me to prove it, and I pulled out my S.H.I.E.L.D. phone, and opened up the credentials screen. He looked through the credentials for a minute before handing me back my phone and relaxing more fully. He sat down at the desk and asked me if I knew anything about the Blip.
I leveled with him that I wasn’t even on this world when the Blip happened, that I had showed up immediately AFTER the event happened, and helped people who had been in car accidents from others disappearing. The archer asked me if I knew anything about anyone who had disappeared, and I told him that I did not, that all I knew was what the rumors around were, and what I had been told by either the news or the brief bits of information that I had gotten from Jonathan at S.H.I.E.L.D. The archer looked up at me with pain in his eyes and I knew that he had lost someone. The archer asked me what he was supposed to do now that everyone he loved was gone. I gently sat down, politely summoned my pistol to my hand and put it back in the Bandolier, and told him about my full history, including my time on my homeworld.
When I was done, he asked me why I continued to work to save people and I told him that just because we’ve lost everything, doesn’t mean that we can’t help others to prevent them from losing more. The archer noted with a wry grin that I had apparently taken care of at least one gang here. I nodded and said that I was working on number two currently. The archer told me that he was going to look into doing this as well, to which I told him that I would be glad to help, especially if he needed “special resources”. He gave me a look with an obvious, “what do you mean by that” statement, unspoken but obvious.
I sighed and thought about it, and told him that I could enchant his quiver to hold even more arrows. His eyes perked up at that, and I offered up that I could probably commit to at least sixty arrows, as that would be what a regular quiver can be enchanted to hold. He looked at me like I was crazy and said the single word, “Magic”. In response I asked him to not be startled by this, and pulled my rifle out of my Bandolier. He was a bit amused and asked if it was a dimensional portal.
I shook my head and told him that I could show him even more tomorrow, but that I had spent a lot of my capability either in the fights or enchanting things earlier today. I laughingly told him that I’d offer to enhance his bow, but that the bow was already of superior quality, then I had a brainstorm, and reached into my haversack to pull out my Ioun Torch, handed it to him, and told him to toss it up into the air around his head, within two feet. He did so, and the Ioun Torch started floating around his head as it is supposed to do. I nodded and said that this was about the minimum thing that could be made. I looked around the room and started tidying it up with Prestidigitation, cleaning it and taking care of any stray items.
With a thought I asked him if he needed a place to hide out or stay for a while. He told me that he had a place to stay tonight, but that he would catch up with me tomorrow night after I left my “work”. He did these movements with his fingers when he said the word work, so I’m certain that there is something up with it. I told him that I could try to think up things I could make, or it would give him something else to think about tonight, but that I was going to have to go to bed, as it was getting late. He agreed, and made his way out the balcony.
I snickered and said that the last person to be in my room had left the balcony unlocked too. He looked at me and asked if I had met the last person. I told him that I had not, only that I had found a long red hair in the room that had not been there when I first got the room, and room service hasn’t been allowed into my room since I arrived. He perked up at the mention of long red hair, and asked if I had it with me. I told him that I didn’t have it, that it was located at my scrying mirror.
He stopped and said that it was crucial that he see that hair right now. I sighed, got my bike from the hallway, went over to the balcony, and asked if he could keep up with me on a bike. He offered up that he had a better bike than this downstairs. I asked him if he had a quick way down, lifted up my bike, looked at him and jumped off the balcony. I smiled as my Talisman of Beneficial Winds activated, slowing my fall until I landed safely.
It wasn’t a few seconds later that he lowered himself via a rope that ran through his grapple arrow. I sighed, got on my bike, and started riding to the storage unit. Once I determined that he was following me, I went through a series of turns, not with the intention of losing him, more to lose anyone else. When we got to the storage unit, I got us into the fenced area and then opened up the grate, where Rex was there in battle form, ready to pounce, until I calmed him down verbally. I introduced Rex to the archer, who just then told me that his name is Clint.
I went to my mirror and asked him if he could identify the hair just by looking at it. He took a look at it and gasped, saying Natasha. Perking up, I asked him for her full name, and he told me Natasha Romanoff. We looked at the mirror as I cast Scrying and suddenly it cleared, ever so slightly, and we saw a blond woman and a blond haired man looking at some holographic screens. The Blond haired man (who Clint muttered Steve at), said that this was a nightmare, and the blond woman said that she has had nightmares better than this.
I didn’t see the redheaded woman anywhere, and mentioned this to Clint as they watched numbers tick up on the screens with different words on them. Clint told me that this was one of her hairs from a LONG time ago, and that she likely left it as a calling card of some sort. As we watched, another man came in and said that something had stopped. We followed Natasha until we saw another man tell them that the item stopped. There was a conversation about how the battery was bypassed and that they needed to restart it.
Then everyone turned around and we briefly saw a long blond haired woman before the scrying ended. I looked at Clint, and he offered up that this was Natasha, Steve, Rhodie, and Bruce, and that they were Avengers. I sighed at the information as it dawned on me, finally finding out who the Avengers were that people were talking about. I asked him if there was anything that I needed to do with this information. Clint shook his head, noting that at least Natasha was alive and well.
I yawned and mentioned that I was going to have to head to bed, and offered him up one of the cots in the other room, if he wanted. Clint went and looked in the other room and asked how this worked, since he was in an area where it should have been in another unit. I told him sleepily that he was in an extradimensional space, and as such it didn’t actually exist in the rest of the world. I clapped him on the shoulder and said that I was heading to bed, and that Rex understands English, but doesn’t speak anything other than Draconic. I offered up that I could make something that could give him the ability to Speak Draconic, but that it would take at least a day or two, and that I had a full docket for tomorrow. I went to bed with Rex curling back up on me again.
- Keeping up with the MCU Timeline, this is when the second Snap Happens. Keeping in with the modified storyline, This is the replacement for Coulson dying, but getting him out of the story. Who knows if there will be a second spin-off where it is Agent Coulson in Golarion? I’ll probably leave it to a better author.
- Encounters Rolled for the day: 1d4 Painkillers just after breakfast, Unexpected Masterwork at the Shop, 1d3 Painkillers just before bed, and a previous break-in discovered at the Hotel Room. Talk about random dice gods hitting him hard today. Break in was determined randomly (50% hero, 50% villain), got hero, then 50% avenger, 50% magic (because I figured Wong might have a chance to get some hints of him being here), got Avenger. Already used Natasha, so needed to figure out another option. Remembered Hawkeye, so here he gets introduced.
- Bevy of magic items? There is a rule where if the magic item is 200 gp or less, you can make up to four of them. Mostly, it references potions and scrolls, because they are cheap. This was a convenience to get a fair amount of low worth magic items off the list.
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Minor Magic items?
SHOWER OF COMFORT
Aura faint transmutation; CL 3rd Slot none; Price 200 gp; Weight 8 lbs.
Description
This 7’ tall x 7’ width x 3’ deep shower/utility shelter has two sections, and looks opaque from the outside, but is clear from the inside. The shower can only be used when it is fully erected, which takes one person five minutes to accomplish. The water reservoir is not enchanted as part of the enchantment process, but the shower portion is, as is the entirety of the inside. The water that comes through the shower can be heated to whatever temperature between fifty and one hundred and forty degrees. The shower can then be used as a normal camp shower. The water collects at the bottom and is cleaned and dried by Prestidigitation after whoever is showering is done.
When not in use, the shower is also self-cleaning.
Construction
Requirements Craft Wondrous Item, prestidigitation; Cost 100 gp
TOILET OF CLEANLINESS
Aura faint transmutation; CL 3rd Slot none; Price 200 gp; Weight 8 lbs.
Description
This 1.5’ wide x 1.5’ deep’ x 1.5’ tall rounded cube with a liftable cover and a padded seat. There is a four gallon reservoir of flushing water and a three gallon receptacle tank. The water reservoir is not enchanted as part of the enchantment process. The waste receptacle is the main enchanted portion, where it presents a continual scent of lavender, and cleans the waste reservoir repeatedly until there is no more waste, and then it dries out the waste area.
The padded seat is also warmed to a desired heat, up to forty degrees hotter than ambient temperature up to one-hundred and forty degree fahrenheit, or cooled up to forty degrees colder than ambient, down as low as freezing.
Once empty, the toilet is also self-cleaning.
Construction
Requirements Craft Wondrous Item, prestidigitation; Cost 100 gp
SINK OF HANDWASHING
Aura faint transmutation; CL 3rd Slot none; Price 200 gp; Weight 12 lbs.
Description
This 2’ tall x 1.5’ wide and deep camping faucet has two tanks, a storage tank and a waste water tank. The faucet controls the temperature as per the Prestidigitation spell, up to one-hundred and forty degrees or as low as forty degrees fahrenheit. The water is lifted by a foot pump, and comes out of the faucet at the temperature desired, with it draining into the waste water tank. Which is then cleaned before being transferred over to the clean tank, one gallon a minute, after it has been cleaned.
When not in use, the faucet will run a self clean cycle once a day.
Construction
Requirements Craft Wondrous Item, prestidigitation; Cost 100 gp
CANTEEN OF QUENCHING
Aura faint conjuration; CL 1st; Slot none’ Price 180 gp; Weight 1 lb.
This bottle will fill itself with cool, fresh drinking water when the command word is spoken, one quart at a time, until two total gallons have been used, per day. The water will evaporate as normal if left exposed, and is completely normal water; it can be used for any purpose that regular water can.
Construction:
Requirements: Craft Wondrous Item, create water; Cost 90 gp