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April Fools - Dryad Naming System

  So, Xochipilli, I’ve been thinking. There are lots of dryads, right? That means that we will need lots of names. So I’ve been musing how could I name them and I came up with a few. Tell me what you think.

  Afghanistan

  Albania

  Algeria

  Andorra

  Angola

  Antigua and Barbuda

  Argentina

  Armenia

  Australia

  Austria

  Azerbaijan

  The Bahamas

  Bahrain

  Bangladesh

  Barbados

  Belarus

  Belgium

  Belize

  Benin

  Bhutan

  Bolivia

  Bosnia and Herzegovina

  Botswana

  Brazil

  Brunei

  Bulgaria

  Burkina Faso

  Burundi

  Cabo Verde

  Cambodia

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  Cameroon

  Canada

  Central African Republic

  Chad

  Chile

  China

  Colombia

  Comoros

  Democratic Republic of the Congo

  Republic of the Congo

  Costa Rica

  C?te d’Ivoire

  Croatia

  Cuba

  Cyprus

  Czech Republic

  Denmark

  Djibouti

  Dominica

  Dominican Republic

  East Timor (Timor-Leste)

  Ecuador

  Egypt

  El Salvador

  Equatorial Guinea

  Eritrea

  Estonia

  Eswatini

  Ethiopia

  Fiji

  Finland

  France

  Gabon

  The Gambia

  Georgia

  Germany

  Ghana

  Greece

  Grenada

  Guatemala

  Guinea

  Guinea-Bissau

  Guyana

  Haiti

  Honduras

  Hungary

  Iceland

  India

  Indonesia

  Iran

  Iraq

  Ireland

  Israel

  Italy

  Jamaica

  Japan

  Jordan

  Kenya

  Kiribati

  North Korea

  South Korea

  Kosovo

  Kuwait

  Kyrgyzstan

  Laos

  Latvia

  Lebanon

  Lesotho

  Liberia

  Libya

  Liechtenstein

  Lithuania

  Luxembourg

  Madagascar

  Malawi

  Malaysia

  Maldives

  Mali

  Malta

  Marshall Islands

  Mauritania

  Mauritius

  Mexico

  Micronesia

  Moldova

  Monaco

  Mongolia

  Montenegro

  Morocco

  Mozambique

  Myanmar

  Namibia

  Nauru

  Nepal

  Netherlands

  New Zealand

  Nicaragua

  Niger

  Nigeria

  North Macedonia

  Norway

  Oman

  Pakistan

  Palau

  Panama

  Papua New Guinea

  Paraguay

  Peru

  Philippines

  Poland

  Portugal

  Qatar

  Romania

  Russia

  Rwanda

  Saint Kitts and Nevis

  Saint Lucia

  Saint Vincent and the Grenadines

  Samoa

  San Marino

  Sao Tome and Principe

  Saudi Arabia

  Senegal

  Serbia

  Seychelles

  Sierra Leone

  Singapore

  Slovakia

  Slovenia

  Solomon Islands

  Somalia

  South Africa

  Spain

  Sri Lanka

  Sudan

  Sudan, South

  Suriname

  Sweden

  Switzerland

  Syria

  Taiwan

  Tajikistan

  Tanzania

  Thailand

  Togo

  Tonga

  Trinidad and Tobago

  Tunisia

  Turkey

  Turkmenistan

  Tuvalu

  Uganda

  Ukraine

  United Arab Emirates

  United Kingdom

  United States

  Uruguay

  Uzbekistan

  Vanuatu

  Vatican City

  Venezuela

  Vietnam

  Yemen

  Zambia

  Zimbabwe

  …

  Wait, I’m not done. Some of them feel a bit too on the nose, you know? So I thought of another type of names that have more finesse to them. Listen:

  Drisdol

  Amoxicillin

  Levothyroxine

  Lisinopril

  Ibuprofen

  Amphetamine

  Amlodipine

  Albuterol

  Prednisone

  Gabapentin

  Benzonatate

  Alprazolam

  Cyclobenzaprine

  Azithromycin

  Atorvastatin

  Cetirizine

  Losartan

  Cephalexin

  Metformin

  Metoprolol

  Hydrochlorothiazide

  Viagra

  Trazodone

  Zolpidem tartrate

  Escitalopram oxalate

  Clonazepam

  Methylprednisolone

  Tadalafil

  Methocarbamol

  Fluconazole

  Sertraline

  Vibramycin

  Furosemide

  Fluoxetine

  Metronidazole

  Omeprazole

  Sulfamethoxazole

  Phenobarbital

  Armour Thyroid

  Dextromethorphan

  Metoprolol tartrate

  Meloxicam

  Pantoprazole

  Hydrochlorothiazide

  Estradiol

  Famotidine

  So… what do you think? Great, right?

  This chapter will have consequences.

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