Chapter 1 Zhang Yifei

  Alas! Zhang Yifei sighed, since returning to Lijiang City, nothing has gone smoothly. He finally found a girlfriend, but she ran away with someone else in just a few days.

  And it was with a man in his fifties that she ran away. This had Zhang Yifei tangled up for half a day.

  Is that old guy better than me at this? But it shouldn't be, he's so old, there are some moves he can't do, after all, he's older and can't compare to a young person's physique.

  In the end, Zhang Yifei came to a conclusion: it must be because of money.

  Nowadays, women would rather cry in a BMW than laugh on the back of a bicycle. It seems like beautiful girls have a label on their forehead that says "for rich people only". Ridiculous!

  Zhang Yifei, this name is quite good with a meaning of flying high into the sky, but now it has been cut short.

  Zhang Yifei was actually an orphan, a thorough orphan, who didn't even know who his biological parents were, let alone what his surname was. The name Zhang Yifei was one he had chosen for himself.

  He was originally not called Zhang Yifei, but Zhao Tianci.

  It was the old director of the orphanage who gave him the name, according to the old director's words, he was a gift from heaven to the orphanage, and there was a jade pendant on his body with the word "Zhao" engraved on it, so he was called Zhao Tianci.

  It wasn't until Zhang Yifei grew up that he gradually came to understand some things and then insisted on changing his own name to Zhang Yifei.

  According to Zhang Yifei's own words, he wants to spread his wings and fly high, soar across the nine states, and let those who abandoned him regret it in the future.

  The old dean was very helpless and no longer asked about Zhang Yifei's name.

  Nor did he know whether it was the rapid development of the times or his own slow pace, but Zhang Yifei had never met a woman who wasn't moved by money.

  Moreover, Zhang Yifei found since returning to Lijiang City that there were too few beauties.

  Occasionally, a few flowers still dressed up and blooming, at first glance, they are women who have been through the red dust for a long time.

  Reality is too cruel, it's all forced by money.

  But isn't money just a piece of paper?

  It's all because of this piece of paper that Zhang Yifei's newly found girlfriend ran away with someone else.

  Luckily it was just a girlfriend, if it were his wife, he would have to wear an even bigger and more colorful hat to cover his head. With this thought, Zhang Yifei felt another wave of relief.

  Zhang Yifei walked alone on the street, watching others hand in hand, while Zhang Yifei had both hands in his pockets.

  Others are happy with two people until midnight, while Zhang Yifei is happy hugging a pillow, that's the difference.

  At this moment, the night wind is slightly cool, and the weather in mid-October has gradually turned cold. The cold wind blows by, making Zhang Yifei feel a hint of chill.

  He pulled out a 70-cent Red Pagoda Mountain cigarette from his pocket, tapped the filter on the nail of his thumb a few times, then put it in his mouth. With a crisp snap, the lighter emitted a faint blue flame.

  Smoking and singing: "When I have money, I'll smoke Zhonghua cigarettes, drive a BMW, drink tea at noon, soak in wine bars in the afternoon, and my girlfriend will spend three..."

  According to Zhang Yifei, the three women each have their own things to do, just like the concubines of ancient emperors. There are those who accompany him in drinking tea, those who accompany him in drinking wine, and those who sleep naked with him, collectively referred to as "three accompaniments".

  Pedestrians on the road cast strange glances at Zhang Yifei, thinking to themselves that this young man must have come out of a mental hospital.

  "Alas, great merciful and compassionate Guanyin Bodhisattva, when will you bestow your great mercy upon me and grant me a wife? My demands are not high, I don't require her to be comparable to Xi Shi or Wang Zhaojun, just being on par with Diao Chan would suffice!"

  I wonder what Guanyin Bodhisattva would think if she heard Zhang Yifei's words, and whether she would descend a thunderbolt to strike him dead.

  It's really shameless for someone like him to find a wife and still compare her with Diao Chan.

  Can you find such a wife now? Unless you travel through time.

  "Alas!" Zhang Yifei sighed, when would he find a female Bo Le who appreciated this male thousand-mile horse?

  Since Zhang Yifei returned to Lijiang City, where he grew up, he really hadn't encountered anything that made him happy.

  Just a few days ago, Zhang Yifei returned to the orphanage to visit his younger brothers and sisters. He wanted to give them a treat, so he slaughtered the stray dog that was running around in the orphanage and cooked a pot of Wuxian dog meat soup for his younger brothers and sisters.

  When everyone was eating with relish, the old dean brought a wooden stick from outside and walked in, pointing at Zhang Yifei with anger: "Was my dog eaten by you again?"

  Zhang Yifei heard this and immediately felt deflated.

  He originally thought it was someone else's dog that had run into the orphanage, so he killed the dog and served it to his younger brothers and sisters. But now he realized that the dog actually belonged to the old director of the orphanage.

  Is it now popular for orphanage directors to walk their dogs after dinner, just like those rich people? Zhang Yifei was puzzled.

  "Actually... actually..." Zhang Yifei stuttered for half a day and couldn't say a word.

  "It's all nonsense." The old director raised his wooden stick and was about to hit Zhang Yifei.

  If Zhang Yifei hadn't reacted quickly, he would have definitely been shot.

  "When you were young, you and Song Li Shuang secretly ate my chicken, caught my rabbit, the whole orphanage was stirred up by you two, now that I just came back, the dog I raised was killed by you, you little scoundrel..." The old director got angrier as he spoke.

  Song Li Shang was also an orphan, and he had a particularly good relationship with Zhang Yi Fei. From a young age, the two of them were always getting into mischief in the orphanage, whether it was sneaking around or playing pranks on others. The entire orphanage was thrown into chaos because of these two. They finally left, but who knew they would be back now.

  Song Li Jian saw Zhang Yi Fei, changed his name, and he also changed it.

  Moreover, the two changed names also have a set of sayings. Zhang Yifei's name is that he wants to spread his wings and fly high, soaring through the nine states. Song Lixiang's is even simpler and more straightforward: sending away separation and sadness, leaving only smiles.

  Zhang Yifei wasn't stupid, dodging and weaving while saying: "Old Dean, I may have caught your rabbit before, but eating your chicken is something I've never done."

  "Damn it, who's going to eat my chicken?"

  "Your chicken I can't eat, besides isn't your chicken still on you?" Zhang Yifei pointed to the old principal's crotch and said with a bad smile.

  The old dean was so angry with Zhang Yifei that he gritted his teeth and stamped his feet. Since childhood, this person's tongue had been very sharp.

  Zhang Yifei saw that the old dean was really angry, so he ran out and said: "Old Dean, don't worry, I'll definitely find someone to accompany you, let your chicken have someone to eat!"

  "Get out of here!" The old director threw the wooden stick in his hand outward.

  Was I a bad person in my previous life, and was sent someone like this to punish myself in this life? The old director thought secretly.

  In Old Dean's memory, the good deeds done by Zhang Yifei and Song Lishang could be counted on ten fingers.

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  Because of this, Zhang Yifei has not dared to go to the orphanage for several days. He is getting older and his temper is getting worse. The old director is that kind of person, if he goes, it's possible that he will be beaten to death by the old director.

  Zhang Yifei, for his own physical and mental health, and for those beautiful women who are still waiting for him to come and visit, now tries not to go to the orphanage if he can help it.

  If I were to die young, how many beauties would be heartbroken and devastated, and it's even possible that those pig-like men would get lucky.

  For beauty, we must live strongly too.

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  (PS: If the name Luo Bao Mei appears later on, please directly replace it with Zhang Yi Fei as per the editor's request to change the main character's name.)