Chapter Ten Catching Up at Home

  Under the deep night of Lijiang City, Zhang Yifei dragged his tired body and finally returned home.

  Originally, Zhang Yifei had planned to find a good friend to tell about his miserable experience, but after searching for half a day, he finally realized that he didn't have a single friend in Lijiang City. The only person who could be considered a friend was still Shao Ningdie, the woman who had deceived him for half of his life.

  It was just being deceived by Shao Ningdie, how could Zhang Yifei still go find Shao Ningdie, he didn't think of going to look for stimulation for nothing.

  Now Zhang Yifei saw Shao Ningdie and felt a little intimidated, his Tao was too low to compete with her.

  Zhang Yifei's home was small, located in the old city of Jiang City, which was also a slum in the eyes of those small white-collar workers and gold-collar workers who received high salaries. From the small alley on the side of the main road, it went deep into the alleys like a spider web.

  Zhang Yifei lived in this small alley, a two-bedroom apartment with a living room, about 70 square meters. The landlord's surname was Ye, a man in his fifties with a kind face and a gentle disposition, who treated people very kindly.

  Zhang Yifei lives here mainly because the rent is relatively cheap, only 900 yuan a month. If it were in the city, you can't even find a place as small as a toilet for 900 yuan.

  Even if it's 900 yuan, Zhang Yifei felt a bit expensive and always wanted to find someone to share the rent with, but no one had ever responded to him.

  It's not that others don't want to be with him, but his requirements are too harsh. He wants a female roommate who must also be beautiful; anyone ugly is rejected.

  According to Zhang Yifei's idea, if you live with a beautiful girl, every morning when you wake up will be in a good mood. If it's a weirdo, the good mood for the whole day will disappear.

  Zhang Yifei always believed that as long as he persisted, he would definitely meet a princess in distress.

  As soon as Zhang Yifei opened the door, a soft yet cold voice said: "Don't move, stand still!"

  Zhang Yifei was stunned, when did a woman live in his own room, and how didn't he know about it?

  But Zhang Yifei still stood obediently in place.

  The sound of this woman's voice is too overbearing, Zhang Yifei didn't dare to mess with her.

  "Put your hands forward and press them against the wall!" The woman's voice continued to command.

  Zhang Yifei heard this sentence, his heart was like a five-flavor bottle turned upside down. Damn it, he had encountered a robbery, and it was a woman who came to rob him.

  It's really a cold and cruel world, with morals declining by the day; even women are coming out to rob people.

  It used to be that only old men did this kind of thing, but times have changed too fast, and now women can also come out and rob, and even hide in their own homes to rob themselves.

  Zhang Yifei was on the verge of tears, and this day had already been unlucky enough, but in the evening he encountered a robber.

  For safety's sake, Zhang Yifei still obediently did as he was told.

  And the action is also very standard.

  "Spread your legs! ... Don't spread them that wide, you rascal!" The woman's voice was full of disdain.

  Zhang Yifei felt endless grievances at this moment, more than when he was in the Shao family. At the same time, he was also puzzled in his heart, wondering if robbery still emphasized moral integrity, intelligence, physical strength and beauty?

  Zhang Yifei slightly drew back his legs and composed himself in a reserved posture.

  Isn't this a bit too much? A big man like him was actually robbed by a woman, and it happened in his own home. If word gets out, Zhang Yifei will have no face left to live with.

  "It's best for you to remain silent now. I'll ask you something and you just answer, of course you have the right to say other things, but I will consider what you say as nonsense." The woman said coldly.

  Zhang Yifei was stunned, it seems that Hua Xia is indeed developing well now, and there are still human rights even after being robbed.

  "Sister, if you're looking to rob someone, you might have found the wrong person. I'm not much richer than a beggar on the street. Why don't you change your mind and try seducing me instead? If it's seduction, I've got a lot of capital to offer, and not only am I romantic, but I can also scream loudly, one wave after another..." Zhang Yifei originally didn't plan to say a word, he just wanted to lie down on his knockoff Tempur-Pedic mattress and sleep, but if he didn't say anything, it would make him seem too unmanly.

  "Where did you go tonight? Why come back so late?"

  "Hey, what's it to you where I go?" Zhang Yifei couldn't help but turn around, staring at the woman in front of him with a look of shock and confusion. Hadn't he just said something wrong?

  Her hair was like a dark cloud, her eyebrows were like the crescent moon, her eyes were like autumn water, her skin was as smooth as congealed fat, her lips were red and her hands were white. Her temperament was classic and noble, her demeanor was elegant and refined. A pair of almond-shaped eyes sparkled with an unusual vitality, like a deep black whirlpool that seemed to see right through the mist, as if they could penetrate to the essence of things. Her long black hair formed a striking contrast with her delicate white skin, and it turned out to be Shao Ningdie, the one person Zhang Yifei feared most.

  How did he end up in his own room and start committing robbery?

  "How did you get in?" Zhang Yifei asked with a puzzled expression.

  "I came in with a marriage certificate." Shao Ningdie said casually, and took out a red booklet from her body to show off in front of Zhang Yifei.

  "It's all over." When Zhang Yifei saw this red book, he felt a wave of dizziness and his life was over.

  Zhang Yifei originally thought that even if he went to get a marriage certificate, it would take at least a few days. But who knew it was so fast? He just said it this afternoon and it's already out tonight. Is the efficiency of the Civil Affairs Bureau now the speed of light?

  Zhang Yifei did not want to live with Shao Ningdie, firstly because Shao Ningdie was a strong woman, which could be seen from her dressing style, secondly, Zhang Yifei was a mediocre man who had always advocated for "a woman without talent is virtuous."

  Shao Ningdie's educational background is too high, and he is too lacking in virtue. If he weren't so lacking in virtue, could he have done something as deceitful as cheating himself?

  "Your landlord is a pretty good person..."

  After Shao Ningdie's explanation, Zhang Yifei finally understood that his residence was told to Shao Ningdie by the old dean, and Shao Ningdie could enter his room thanks to the Civil Affairs Bureau. If it weren't for the marriage certificate issued by the Civil Affairs Bureau, how could he have entered?

  It turned out that when Shao Ningdie came to find Zhang Yifei, Zhang Yifei was not at home. Shao Ningdie stood outside the door waiting.

  It just so happened that the landlord saw it, and after asking, he found out that this beautiful woman was Zhang Yifei's wife. Moreover, Shao Ningdie even took out her marriage certificate as proof, and everyone knew what happened afterwards.

  "I really didn't expect you to live here."

  "I'm just an ordinary person, now you've seen it too, don't have high expectations of me, I don't know if we can be together, but I guess when you thoroughly understand how ordinary I am, you'll regret it."

  "In terms of relationships between men and women, it's not just about looks and abilities. Women need men to nourish them, you should know that better than I do." Shao Ningdie heard this and smiled lightly a few times.

  Women need men to nourish them, this sentence makes beautiful love sound melancholic.

  "Sister, I'm really a useless person, you'll regret it, you're a good girl, I don't want to delay you." Zhang Yifei lightly sighed and lit a cigarette for himself.

  Shao Ningdie heard this and revealed her signature smile: "I don't know if it's something I did wrong, but from the moment we first met, you've been pretending to be a rogue. Unfortunately, your skills are too immature. Just now, you said you're an ordinary person, but my eyes are sharp as snow. The more you act like this, the more curious I am about what kind of person you really are. You've piqued my interest, so you have to take responsibility!"

  Zhang Yifei always thought he was shameless enough, until today he realized that there is a world beyond this world, and people beyond people.

  I've heard that seducing a woman is a responsibility, but I've never heard that satisfying one's curiosity also requires responsibility.

  Luckily Zhang Yifei is no longer an assassin, otherwise he would have to be responsible for the deaths of many male and female police officers.