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PART 2 Starting February 10th!

  Welcome to PART 2:

  Russell Murphy’s got a plan. Him and Shoji — the rock-throwing, pocket-sanding, mostly-naked man of mystery — are teaming up to survive the island’s bullshit, rack up enough points, and slap that wrecked Spazz yacht back together. Then it’s sayonara to the Gamemaster's paradise from hell.

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  Only problem? They need manpower. Which means convincing a bunch of castaways, lunatics, and maybe a few half-feral weirdos to work together without killing each other first. So Russell puts that SWAGGER of his to work, slinging hope with a side of bullshit to anybody that'll listen.

  But the deeper he delves into the island's wilds, searching out materials, lost souls, and rumors, the more he realizes some things don’t want to be found. Every good RPG has hidden treasures to uncover, secret caves behind waterfalls just begging to be explored. But no good hidden treasure is without its guardian.

  Russell will find out the hard way, his ass ain't ready for a boss battle.

  Oh, and somewhere in between all that, he learns how to dig a proper hole to shit in. Riveting stuff.

  February 10th. Mark it down, tell your friends, and maybe say a prayer for him and the other poor bastards stuck on that island.

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