“Could you, Brownie?” The Queen of the Dark Enchanted Forest begged, her huge brown eyes twinkling with evil intent. “Please?”
“Minstrel Bronwynn Lyriel.” The King of the Dark Enchanted Forest interrupted, snaking an arm around his wife’s shoulders and ordering - nay, begging. “Now is not the time.”
“Well,” Brownie began, “It’s actually perfect–”
“Ria, tell your friend you’ve changed your mind.” King Keith leaned down and breathed seductively into the Queen's ear.
"But I really want to hear it!" Henrietta pouted up at him. "Just this once? As a wedding present?"
There was a forced pause as he held off as long as he could… but eventually, the Dark Lord gave in to the whims of his adorable wife. His voice strained against an inner pain that stemmed from embarrassment and uncertainty. "Alright."
Brownie could imagine, since the only other song written about King Keith was anything but flattering. Eating babies wasn't the kind of thing you wanted sung about you at your wedding.
"As you will, Your Viciousnesses."
Henrietta snorted quietly at the address.
Bronwynn’s fingers lightly plucked a melody that she’d spent the better part of a week perfecting. Her new lyre harp, Danielle, had been given to her from a dragon's hoard. King Keith had awarded it to her for her part in escaping slave traders with his wife.
She regretted bashing the kidnapper over the head with Suzette, as it had cost her a life long friend. Brownie missed that lyre harp. Her cousins in Peldeep had gifted Suzette to her for her tenth birthday, and she’d been playing it for thirteen years now.
Still! She had a new instrument. And the fact that it rarely went out of tune and fit perfectly against the palm of her large hands made the sting of losing sweet Suzette slightly more bearable.
Brownie opened her character sheet. She wanted to make this song a Sensation.
She activated her bardic skill [Siren Song] to help with this particular performance, allocating 25 Mana needed to keep it going for the five minutes.
The music plucked light and whimsical, with a rich cadence that crept through the wedding crowd, drawing attention.
"There are many tales in time that tell
Of battles fought between
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heroines of light, and villains evil schemes
And all would know the Dark Lord
in his castle to the North
Had long been making monsters to fill in his Dark Horde.
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
The King and Queen used cruelty
To raise their Princess right
A sword in hand, to shield the land
From the encroaching night.
They abandoned her to darkness
When they sent her off alone
To battle beasts and monsters there
Who called the Forest home.
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
But in the Dark Enchanted Forest
She found love among the trees
Where dire wolves howl at the moon
And a troll might offer a cup of tea
There's laughter in the beastfolk keep
there's comfort in the selkie song
And the battle that she fought for
Was the Dark Lord's Heart she won.
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
She stormed into the castle with some bimbleberry scones
Her blade had never left its sheath against the golem stone
The lizardkin had lunch with her and
Brought her to their Lord
The Inner Sanctum of his power
To a duel magic and sword.
Oh oh oh oh oh oh
But lo his Royal Viciousness
Confused at what he found
A Princess who was sent to him
To die or take his throne
Instead he took her in and offered her a brand new start
To live the life she longed for and
To follow her own heart.
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
But in the Dark Enchanted Forest
She found love among the trees
Where direwolves howl at the moon
And a troll might offer a cup of tea
There's laughter in the beastfolk keep
there's comfort in the selkie song
And the battle that she fought for
Was the Dark Lord's Heart she won.
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
They walked under the full moonlight
Hand in hand under the trees
Where man eating flowers bloomed on corpses of enemies
Assassins could not reach their feet, and the Good must turn their eye
When the Heroine of Justice offers you a slice of pie.
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
The Princess locked inside her tower found family and friend
The Dark Lord found a treasure he would hold until the end.
She went to battle life and death and bring her people peace
But now she reigns beside the villain
As the Dark Lord’s Dark Lady.
Oh oh oh oh oh oh
But in the Dark Enchanted Forest
She found love among the trees
Where direwolves howl at the moon
And a troll might offer a cup of tea
There's laughter in the beastfolk keep
there's comfort in the selkie song
And the battle that she fought for was The Dark Lord's Heart she won."
There was silence from the crowd when she raised her eyes. Henrietta wiped a tear from her eye and King Keith blushed all the way up to his pointed ear tips.
"Well?" Brownie asked, a touch nervous since it was her first time actually singing that song in front of others.
Hey, she could be fabulous and secretly anxious at the same time. She never knew if this time she might utterly fail at writing an engaging song - and on the day of her best friends' wedding.
Who told Henrietta to go off and marry the Dark Lord anyway?
Henrietta burst into applause, and the crowd followed her. Brownie even caught a nod from King Keith as he composed himself. She read his lips as he mumbled under his breath, "I guess it's better than eating babies…"
Alright. As far as compliments went, Brownie would take it!
Attempt at recording the song
