INT. DAY
In front of the, "Number 1 Books", bookshop in Kill City, we have Ness wearing a black t-shirt, sweatpants, sneakers and black backwards facing fitted cap.
NESS
(Thinking to himself while by the entrance)
Ight, you a G, you're God Ness, I got this.
?
(No emotion)
You, definitely don't date.
Ness and us now see Raven with her usual dark blue cloak but under it is the same color tank top and a black mini skirt. Lastly instead of her regular ankle shoes, she has on black ankle boots. All Ness can do is stare...
RAVEN
Wow, the great Ness is left speechless.
NESS
(Looks away but peeks)
You look lovely, Raven.
RAVEN
(Blushes)
Um, thank you.
NESS
Anyway let's go. I can't wait to show you the place.
But it can't be that easy, right?
NESS
(Annoyed)
What do you mean there's no more tables?!
BOUNCER
(Annoyed but then smirks)
Look kid, you should of booked a reservation. Now the lady can sta-
The bouncer is punched to dreamland...
NESS
(Shocked)
Woah, Raven!
RAVEN
I'm an empath. I knew you was going to punch him.
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NESS
(Being comedically truthful)
I swear, I was only gonna curse him out.
Raven now realizes the severity of her action...
RAVEN
(Shocked but then shows no emotion)
Oh?...Look what you-
NESS
(Annoyed)
Don't put this one on me.
?
(Angry)
What the fuck is happening here?!
A angry blond hair woman in glasses appears. She is wearing a pink t shirt, blue Jean's and white sneakers...
?
Get out, you thug, before I call the cops.
NESS
Like they'll do shit.
?
You're from here?!
Realizing the situation...she pulls out her gun...
?
Get out before a shoot.
NESS
(Shocked)
Woah chill. Besides, I didn't even do this.
?
Then who?
RAVEN
Me.
Upon seeing that it was Raven, the woman calms down but is curious...
?
Oh?
RAVEN
(Feeling a little bit remorseful)
Sorry.
NESS
(Apologizing)
No it's my fault, I should of got a reservation.
?
(Shocked yet extremely happy)
Oh...you're a lover of books, poetry, and music?
NESS
(Smirks)
Mainly her, but I do get into poetry and music.
?
What's your name?
NESS
Names Ness and this lovely Goddess of mine is Raven.
?
I'm Amy and I'm the owner of this here bookshop it's a pleasure to have a follower lover of books. Even if you're with him.
NESS
(Annoyed)
Hey!
AMY
Come on I'll get you the V.I.P table.
Now seating at a table labeled V.I.P, we see all of the bookstores tables are surrounding a man...
RAVEN
(Smiles)
This is nice.
NESS
(Smiles back)
Yeah. But what's up with the comedian?
FO$T
(Walking and talking on the microphone)
So I says to her...uh babee...please baby...let me smack that like my name is Akon. Told her, by the time I'm done giving her the Wakanda, she gonna be the first white girl to get Blacked Panther'ed.
The crowd looks at him weird and force a laughter...
FO$T
And she like, "Na boy, I only bounce that ass for the Joker".
The crowd laughs now getting the joke...
FO$T
Now I would envy the Joker, if not for the fact that he always got Batman on his dick. And trust me, that man ain't know joke. I was deadass smoking on a good-ass blunt one time. Nigga, crashes through the window to drop kick me. And then he flew away while smoking my blunt...sike nah, I'm fooling.
The crowd is now dying of laughter...
FO$T
Thank y'all, I'm FO$T and you can catch me dropping more comedic gold on the Karen Network...
(In case this joke is out dated. "Karens" are a meme for stereotypically strict, bratty, entitled, and annoying women...)
Anyway, back to these two, who after a lovely date, are in front of Raven's room...
NESS
(Nervous but calm)
So, um.
RAVEN
(Smiles)
Yes, Ness, I'd like another date.
Raven then kisses Ness, turns this into a full make out session... I mean bodies close together, his hands on her hips and sliding down...but before he can continue, Raven already has her hand on something...
RAVEN
(Breaks the kiss)
Nice try, but I'll be taking "this", after a few more nice dates.
Raven then playfully pushes Ness out into the hallway...
RAVEN
(Smirks)
Hope your dreams about me, don't cause too much of a mess, God Ness.
NESS
(Heart eyes)
I love you.
And with that Raven closes the door...
NESS
(Annoyed with himself)
Fuck, that sounded dumb.
While Ness realizes how formidable his Goddess really is...
RAVEN
(Annoyed yet blushing)
What an idiot...and he's my idiot.
END
