This chapter is inspired by a question from MalfeasXzotikae, who asked: "Who is your wife, Duke Kuzey?" Feel free to add your own question on for our cast!

  In Which the Duke of the North Speaks of His New Marriage:

  You wish to know who my wife is?

  First, I wish to crify that she is not a feet fish, despite all rumors to the contrary.

  She has only two feet and no fins, even if she can swim with ease.

  She has not bitten my head and hat off with her powerful jaws yet, no matter how often I share feet fish facts with her.

  This means that she is extremely and completely human.

  She is very normal and only threatens to kill me once a week now, which was a condition in our marriage agreement that I completely voluntarily signed.

  I hope that helps.