The Supreme Elder Lord
"...Actually, there is a way to forget." Li Chang remained silent for a while before saying: "The boundary between life and death has the River of Forgetting, also known as the Three Paths River in some foreign legends... You may have heard that Meng Po's soup is made from the waters of the River of Forgetting, but its effect is too strong, causing one to forget their entire lifetime..."
"By your logic, I might as well just take a hammer and knock everyone silly one by one, anyway they'll all forget." Feng Xiaoxiao chimed in, Hong Mao shook his head fiercely by the window.
"Listen to me!" Li shouted, and after taking a deep breath, he continued calmly: "However, the Supreme Old Lord also has another kind of elixir called Worry-Dispelling Powder, which is specifically for mortals to take. Although it also uses the waters of the River of Forgetfulness as its main flavor, its effect is more targeted and will only eliminate the memories of divine abilities from the mortal's mind. In the past, it was mainly used by those gods who accidentally revealed their true form after descending to the mortal world."
"Taishang Laojun..." The wind whispered: "In this situation, where can I find a Taishang Laojun to come out?"
"You're lucky, the air transport will arrive in just a few hours." Li Chang said with a bad tone: "It's not that easy, do you think anyone else can refine those talismans from before? That guy was also lucky, he was on the verge of life and death when his small universe burst out, went to the edge of the underworld and came back to become a god, and happened to bring back some Forgetfulness Water as a souvenir..."
Worry-dispersing powder is basically equivalent to ordinary people's household Banlangen, cheap in price, commonly used for treating symptoms, and belongs to family essential medicine. If you encounter careless gods, preparing 70-80 kilograms of it is also common.
From this, it can also be seen that Taishang Laojun's proficiency in refining this elixir is very high, and basically, he can do it with one hand.
"That's great, tell him to hurry up and send some over, I've got a dozen people waiting for their medicine." Feng Xiaoxiao was delighted.
"What's going on?!?!" Li Chang shouted, then panted heavily: "The medicine from the Supreme Old Lord is absolutely not enough, I can sell it to you only because of Nuwa's face... Is there a main BOSS?! Can't help but prioritize the important ones first, others can be treated as if they're mentally ill, anyway, no one would believe this transformation thing even if you tell them."
"Alright! Let Xiaojing think of a way for the rest." Feng Xiaoxiao was impatient: "Hurry up, hurry up, how can we contact Taishang Laojun?"
"Here's a website for you."
Li Chang hung up the phone and soon received a text message. Feng Xiaoxiao glanced at it and beckoned to Hong Mao: "Is there a computer that can access the internet?"
"...There is." Hong Mao's expression was complex as he glanced at Feng Xiaoxiao, then turned around and brought back a handheld device. He handed it to Feng Xiaoxiao, who looked at the internet on it, hesitated for a moment, and asked: "Are you really gods?!"
"It's true." Feng Xiao didn't lift his head, continuing to type on the keyboard, and casually added: "When your subordinates come back, I'll find someone to take them away. Give an order for them to cooperate... Don't worry, no one will be killed or silenced."
"What else can I do to take care of them now?!" Hong Mao self-deprecatingly extinguished the cigarette butt, took out his mobile phone and continued to instruct, "Don't worry, their boss is my sworn brother, they won't dare to spout nonsense."
"Hey, still mixed up in the gray way?!" The wind was small and gentle. After typing in the URL and pressing enter, the browser smoothly switched to a certain well-known online shopping page.
Hongmao curiously walked over to take a look, and what entered his eyes was the homepage of a certain online store. One of the huge eye-catching banner ads happened to catch his eye, and Hongmao only took one glance before becoming flustered.
"Treasured item of the town - Taoist secret recipe Zhuji Baoren Dan. For cultivators to increase their cultivation speed, strengthen physical purification and yuan Shen growth, with great creation... Those with internal skill foundation can also... Ordinary people can also treat impotence, weakness, premature ejaculation... PS: New product promotion, buy and get a 20-yuan electronic qigong cultivation book."
Pull down the page and there are all kinds of Dan medicine symbols such as Wu Lei Fu, Xi Mao Dan. Moreover, there are actually transaction records...
She turned to look at the woman beside her, who was seriously contacting the store owner on QQ to ask if there were any Forget Worries Powder available. On the other side of the conversation, it showed that they were online, but apparently, the conversation was extremely cautious, only strongly stating that the store already had goods in stock and refusing to admit that there was still Forget Worries Powder...
Red hair was all knotted up, looking at the small waist below that was spinning around, and from time to time, the snake-like tail would slither and slide... If it weren't for this thing, he really wouldn't believe that the one running this online store was actually Taishang Laojun. If it were a different time and place, Red Hair would have taken one glance and definitely judged the other party to be an online scamming gang...
Feng Xiaoxiao had a pleasant conversation with Taishang Laojun in the online chat, and after several rounds of exchange, she finally revealed Li Chang's name and her own identity as Nüwa. She then used Erlang Shen and Chiyou to intimidate him, which eventually led to his willingness to sell the Worry-Dispelling Powder.
"It's sellable, but the price is quite high, dear. And no free shipping or gifts, dear~" The Old Man in the Sky still looked reluctant, with a "I'm only doing this for Niúwā's sake" expression: "This time I'll just give Niúwā some face, but next time you have to take care of my business, dear~"
"Send the goods immediately, I'll give you a channel here, ask the logistics person for money directly, and I want to see Wàng Yōu Sǎn within three hours."
Originally, I was going to use Jiang Lijia's black channel, but it seems that the Yang family has a private plane... Since it's the trouble of the Second Master Ye's family, Feng Xiaoxiao didn't feel guilty at all and sent a text message to Yang Mo asking for assistance in wrapping things up, and the other party nodded very readily...
Tai Shang Lao Jun was shocked after receiving the address and replied: "That Yang family?! Hand-eye all-pervading... indeed worthy of Nüwa."
"Damn it! That's Erlang Shen's family, and I'm surnamed Feng."
Hong Mao was shocked to see this: "My big brother is Erlang Shen?!" In an instant, Hong Mao suddenly felt himself exceptionally heroic and tragic. When he was a child, he also grew up listening to mythological stories, among which Erlang Shen and Sun Wukong were two of his biggest idols.
He actually dared to confront Erlang Shen all along, and Hong Mao suddenly felt how brave he was.
"Don't be afraid." Feng glanced at him reassuringly: "Anyway, in a few hours you'll forget everything, ignorance is bliss."
"......" Hong Mao didn't think there was anything worth comforting about this at all.
Everything is settled, Taishang Laojun goes offline to pack goods, Hong Mao takes over the computer and browses the online store carefully. After a moment of contemplation, he asks: "Is there any medicine for congenital heart disease?"
The wind was blowing gently, and the hundredth generation of the Xiao family was bored, swinging its tail. When it heard this, it raised its head and thought for a moment before asking: "Is that the woman who fainted?!" After a pause, it became curious again: "Who is she exactly?! You said she's your sister, but you also let her call me 'older sister'..." At first, she had thought that the woman was Red Hair's mistress.
"My mom is Erlang Shen's stepmom, and she's also my mom's daughter, so of course, she can be considered Erlang Shen's younger sister." Hong Mao snorted: "It's just that no one knows my mom has a daughter like this."
Just as I was about to listen to the story, there was another commotion downstairs. A man in a black suit rushed up and reported: "Young master, that boy who met at the bar the other day is here again."
Feng Xiaoxiao nodded slightly: "Oh, I forgot that I just notified Jiang Li." After finishing, he comforted Hong Mao: "It's okay, that's Chi You, also considered one of our own people."
Hong's face was already showing signs of a heart attack, clutching his chest and unable to react - this life is unbearable!