Seek medical treatment
Alexander's poison is severe and urgent.
Facing Yang Yan's increasingly ugly face, the little white snake stood up bravely and took responsibility: "I'll be responsible!" Then, taking a deep breath, he puffed out his chest and quickly rattled off a long string of lines: "Since your pet is no good, I'll come and be your pet from now on! I eat less, live in a small space, don't need to wear clothes, and can even help you fetch newspapers and slippers. I can watch the house, protect the yard, and sell cute!" After finishing his speech in one breath, a hint of blush floated onto the snake's face.
“……”
After a long silence, Yang Yan suddenly turned his head to the wind and suggested in a small but serious tone: "Let's have snake meat soup for dinner tonight!" He paused again, gritting his teeth with a gloomy expression: "It's very nourishing..."
Little white snake is crying.
……
The little white snake is a more rare and mysterious creature than an endangered species in modern society, and its evolution was also unexpected.
According to the small snake's own inherited memory, it seems to be the love crystal of two monsters in ancient times. Unfortunately, its talent was too poor at birth, and it shrank into an egg and failed to hatch successfully. Even its parents abandoned it after trying all kinds of methods in desperation, burying it in a place that was said to have been a fairy cave mansion, and then happily left hand in hand to prepare for the birth of another large group of children.
As the years went by, the world changed... and when all the gods and demons had fallen or ascended, this snake egg that had finally accumulated enough energy unexpectedly hatched. So far, its age at emergence is ten years old. From birth, it was a demon body with a child's intelligence, able to change shape and spit poison... apart from that, it wasn't much different from other ordinary snakes.
A young snake, who had been practicing in vain for years in the deep mountains and old forests, felt empty, lonely and cold. The creatures it encountered were either beasts that couldn't communicate with it or humans who would try to capture or scream and run away at the sight of it... After suffering various injuries to its fragile heart, the young snake finally decided to leave the mountains and venture into society, seeking out a more vast world where it could find an elder from the demon tribe to teach it the ways of cultivation.
Then, the innocent little snake unexpectedly sneaked into a household outside the mountain and hid, and watched the first three episodes of The Legend of the White Snake with the owner of the house. After watching it, the little snake was excited to think that it had finally found its famous predecessor in the snake tribe. Then, it spent half a month watching all the episodes of The Legend of the White Snake, interspersed with other romantic soap operas with the owner of the house. In the end, the little snake's personality traits were shaped by TV dramas in a daze, and it rushed forward on the bright road to pursue beautiful love...
……
"She's living in your monitor's home because she has a crush on him, turning on the TV at midnight is because there's an ongoing drama she's been following, the bloodstain on the floor is because she saw your monitor coming out of the bath with a half-naked figure and got a nosebleed, the rippling water in the bathtub is because she was hiding inside thinking about taking a鸳鸯 (mandarin duck) bath with someone... After summarizing all the answers from previous inquiries, Feng Xiaoxiao finally couldn't help but cover her forehead and concluded to the three rascals: 'This snake's dignity has been shattered, your monitor is not in danger of losing his life, but his innocence might be a bit hard to preserve... The situation is just like this, what do you think should be done?'"
Everyone looked at each other in dismay and was a bit speechless, this situation is indeed beyond everyone's acceptance.
Looking at the small white snake that had already wrapped itself around Yang Yan's arm, a certain rascal thought for a moment before hesitantly saying: "Although the class monitor is indeed somewhat handsome, compared to Erlang Shen it seems like there's still quite a distance... In my opinion, it should have already transferred its affections elsewhere by now..."
The wind blew gently as her gaze drifted towards the small snake and then back again. She nodded calmly, indicating agreement: "......I think so too."
The little snake was still trying to be friendly with Yang Shu: "Can't you accept an interspecies romance? Actually, once there's love, everything else isn't a problem. I was just a bit excited earlier and didn't see your face clearly... Oh, actually, I know a pretty good pet doctor. He's not only handsome but also has a gentle personality. Of course, he's still not as handsome as you, but... When I first arrived in this city, my tail got run over by a car wheel, and it was that doctor who treated me. Do you want to bring your dog there too? Actually, I think he might have had a secret crush on me. He should give you an 80% discount if he sees my face... although he doesn't know I can talk..."
"Get out!" Yang Yan's temples were about to burst with rage.
In order not to let the endangered animal disappear from the earth, Feng Xiaoxiao finally stepped forward to mediate: "Why don't we take Houtu there for a look? I also think it's better to see a doctor, after all, this detoxification is not my strong suit. If it's an external injury, it's easier to handle..."
The fat sparrow kept circling and screeching above the earth dog, glaring at the small white snake with a fierce gaze, as if it wanted to swallow its opponent in one bite... After all, they were colleagues under the same boss, and the relationship between the pheasant eagle and the barking dog was absolutely no less than their loyalty to Erlang Shen.
Yang Yan gritted his teeth: "Can a veterinarian cure the venom of a snake demon?!"
"If you put it that way, then human doctors haven't encountered such a case either." Feng Xiaoxiao helplessly said: "At least the range of species treated by veterinarians and your family's Alexander is still somewhat compatible...... Alright, if all else fails, I'll pinch a new dog's body for your family's Xiao Tian to use?! How about a Tibetan Mastiff?"
"With your level..." Yang Yan sneered, but it eased a bit... Before, he didn't think there was still the trick of putting oneself in a desperate situation to survive, now thinking about it, the situation doesn't seem too bad.
He abruptly picked up the mud dog and stood up. Yang Yan glanced sideways at the small snake that had entwined itself around his calf: "What's with the entwinement, can't even lead the way?"
"Huh? Aren't we going by car?" asked Little Snake in surprise.
"......" The little wind whispered: "You have to know where you're going when driving... So, tell us the street name and house number."
The little snake spat out a string of place names and then said, "That doctor's shop is called Aixin Chong Shop, and it seems to be quite famous in that area."
Love Pet Store? ! I always feel like this name is familiar.
Feng Xiaoxiao thought for a second before giving up, transforming back into her legs and tidying up her clothes before coming out to greet Yang Mo: "Second Brother, you drive, I'll hold your dog."
Yang Yan hastily nodded and didn't want to say more, covering the Heaven's Eye and turning around to head out the door, going downstairs to get his car.
When the group of people carrying the soil dog came out, the car was already waiting at the entrance of the building. Yang Yan was impatiently tapping on the steering wheel, staring at a few people, seemingly wanting to directly pick them up and hurry away. Meanwhile, the owner of the nearby street stall was peeking over here, looking like he wanted to observe what this group of people had finally moved out...