Chapter 28: Holding a cucumber and entering the bathroom

  "Are you kidding me? I'm your bodyguard, and you've been watching too many TV dramas. You should go find those special forces instead." I said, "The one who tried to kill you just now won't succeed this time, but there will definitely be a next time, so you'd better be careful."

  "Twenty thousand yuan." Zhang Rong said in a very calm tone, "I'm sincerely inviting you."

  "Hey, I'm not that kind of person who is blinded by money..."

  "Thirty thousand."

  "You're really making me angry..."

  "Forty thousand."

  "Deal." I extended my hand. "Nice doing business with you." Having money and not taking it would be stupid, and I'm not stupid, so I want 40,000 yuan.

  Although this may be a very adventurous act, it is an old saying that people die for wealth and birds die for food, I have no reason to decline.

  Zhang Rongxi said: "In this world, there is nothing that can't be done with money."

  "Although I'm very resistant to your words, I have to say you're absolutely right, reality is always so cruel." I smiled and said. Zhang Rongxi must have thought of something, that's why she insisted on me being her bodyguard.

  "However, I still want to say something: 'Miss Zhang, although I'm your bodyguard, I need to make three rules with you.'"

  "You said."

  "First, I won't sell out. Second, if the enemy is too strong, I can choose to retreat unilaterally. Third, I'm not always by your side protecting you, I also need to study. If you agree to these three conditions, I'll agree to be your bodyguard. Otherwise, we go our separate ways and each find our own mom."

  Zhang Rong looked at me from head to toe, somewhat disdainfully and said: "With your small arms and small stature, you still want to sell yourself? If I wanted to go to bed, I definitely wouldn't look for you, so rest assured. As for the two points behind you, I can understand both. When life is gone, what's the use of money? Agreed."

  "Deal. Shake on it." I held out my hand.

  "It's fine," Zhang Rong said with a hint of indifference.

  "I was just kidding, you really thought I wanted to make up and shake hands with you." You don't give me face, I won't give you face either.

  Zhang Rong glared at me and said: "Can't you pick something nice to say, why do you have to be so annoying?"

  "Needless to say, you're Zhang Dai's sister, we aren't from the same world." I reminded her, "Where are we going now?"

  "Go home." Zhang Rongxi said.

  "My home?" I pondered for a moment, "Alright, you're not afraid, why should I be? If anything happens, don't say I didn't warn you."

  "I'm really not afraid," Zhang Rong said with a smile. "Saying so much with their mouths, in fact, they just want to take advantage of girls, I understand."

  "Wow, you saw right through me, that's really impressive, are you studying psychology?" I said intentionally, to be honest, I didn't actually plan on doing anything with Zhang Rongxi, after all she is Zhang Dai's sister, the person who attacked me with a brick earlier.

  Although she is now my employer.

  "You haven't eaten yet, have you? Let me treat you to a meal." I said with a smile.

  "Thank you."

  We arrived at the nearby farmer's market.

  "Anzi, go buy some vegetables."

  "Anzi, come and take a look at this fresh five-flower pork."

  "Anzi, buy a fish on your way back."

  "Anzi, your girlfriend is very beautiful."

  After arriving at the farmer's market, those uncles and aunts enthusiastically greeted me and teased Zhang Rongxi beside me. At first, I said she was not my girlfriend, just a friend, but those aunts didn't believe it at all, saying "Anzi, you're too modest and low-key!"

  Zhang Rong was unexpectedly not refuting a single sentence, which surprised me. Although her personality is difficult to fathom and can be crazy enough to kill, she is now knowledgeable and reasonable.

  "Thanks just now," I said.

  "What am I thanking you for?"

  "So many people say you're my girlfriend, if you don't like it and scold me, I'll be very embarrassed."

  "It's nothing, so I silently acknowledge the pain." Zhang Rong said with a smile, "You often come here to buy vegetables, and so many people know you."

  "Uh, I live nearby, have been hanging out here since I was a kid, everyone on the street knows me."

  After I bought the good vegetables, I was about to go back when Zhang Rongxi said he wanted to buy a few cucumbers. As soon as I heard the two words "cucumber", I froze, and cucumber made me think of many interesting and exciting scenes.

  "Dirty." Zhang Rong was delighted and knew what I meant just by looking at my face.

  I smiled and accompanied her to buy a few cucumbers. On the way back, Zhang Rongxi started eating the cucumbers.

  It's obvious she really likes eating cucumber.

  Take out the key and open the door to go in.

  Zhang Rongxi walked into my home with a deliberate glance around.

  "You've never been to such a low-end house, have you? Two rooms and one living room." I said with a smile.

  "I've never been to such a small house, my circle of friends are all rich people." Zhang Rongxi said, his words without any arrogant or disdainful tone.

  This is quite strange, I thought she would come up with some sarcastic remarks like Zhang Dai.

  Her character is slightly better than Zhang Dai's.

  "You sit here and I'll turn on the TV for you, I'm going in to prepare lunch."

  Zhang Rong nodded with pleasure.

  I was cooking lunch in the kitchen, Zhang Rong sometimes came in to see me cook, and soon he would make some home-style dishes and take them out.

  "Alright!" I shouted at Zhang Rongxi in my room.

  What is this girl doing in my room?

  "Are you Annan's brother?" Zhang Rongyi's face was full of surprise.

  "Really? You know my sister?" I asked.

  "It's not like we're familiar, she's the number one beauty of Jinzhou University, who doesn't know her." Zhang Rong looked at me with a complex expression, "I really didn't expect that Annan's younger brother would be such a violent boy, does your sister know about this?"

  "You're not going to blackmail me, are you?" I felt a bit annoyed. In my sister's impression, I was always a gentle boy. If she knew that I had beaten someone up outside, she would probably educate me again.

  "I'm just teasing you, I'm afraid you'll kill me." Zhang Rongxi said, holding chopsticks and pointing to a plate. "What's this?"

  "This is potato, you haven't eaten it before?" I stared at her for a moment, then thought of her identity, "Oh, this is also understandable, you must not have had such a small dish."

  "I really haven't eaten yet." Zhang Rong raised an eyebrow, displeased, "You have an opinion?"

  "I don't dare, I don't dare."

  "Hmm." Zhang Rong let out a satisfied hum, picked up his chopsticks and started eating. After a while, he said to me, "The cooking skills seem pretty good, I really didn't expect that."

  "You can't imagine how many things there are that you don't know about." I said with a smile, "I'm sure you've never eaten frog legs either."

  "What's a toad? Can you eat it?" Zhang Rong asked in a tone reminiscent of the Arabian Nights.

  "Alright, 18 yuan per catty, girls who eat beauty and breast enhancement will look good. I'll make some for you another day, but you have to pay." I said.

  "What's wrong with you, I can use a breast enhancement!" Zhang Rongxi said.

  "You...," I paused for a moment and said, "I really can't tell, why don't you take it off and let me see."

  "Rascal." Zhang Rong gave me a white eye, "Glib-tongued, one look and you can tell he's not a good student."

  I'm forced to wear this hat too, it's helpless. If you weren't a beauty, I wouldn't be flirting with you? No, this isn't flirting, this is seriously asking someone.

  After a few minutes, Zhang Rongxi finished eating and expressed his opinion: "Although it's the cheapest meal I've ever had in my life, the taste is very good. I didn't expect that home-cooked dishes could be made so well."

  "You're praising my cooking skills, right?" I said proudly.

  "I'll just go and relieve myself," Zhang Rongxi said.

  I cleaned up the dinner table.

  After a few minutes, Zhang Rongxi came out and said with some embarrassment: "Anzi, I want to take a bath here. Here's the money, can you help me buy towels and shower gel?"

  I'm shocked, taking a bath here? This... this is too weird, isn't it?

  "Every time I finish using the toilet, I have to take a bath, can't I?" Zhang Rongxi said.

  "I get it, I get it. This is your habit. I remember a celebrity also had to take a bath after using the restroom, who was it?"

  Show Lo

  "Right, right, I saw a report that said you need to take a bath after using the restroom." I said, "I have some clean towels here, if you don't mind."

  "How much is the towel?"

  "Ten yuan."

  "Alright then," Zhang Rongxi said, "Give it to me."

  She must have never used such a cheap towel, I took it out of the closet and gave it to her.

  "Thank you."

  Zhang Rongxi took a towel and went in, no, she also took a cucumber with her.

  I was immediately bewildered.

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