Chapter 6: The Long-Legged Uncle Episode 5

  "Come on in, Wang's wife has already cooked dinner and it will be ready soon."

  Su Luo was invited again today, I don't know if someone wants to take a cold shower again.

  Two people sat down at the dinner table, "I asked you to come today to introduce someone to you. Qilin, hurry up and get down here, what are you dawdling for!" The latter sentence was shouted upstairs.

  When he said that, Suoluo immediately knew that it was going to introduce her future son to this "stepmother", isn't that proof...

  It seems that her recent efforts have not been in vain, as Old Qi still treats her quite well. This treatment is something that the original owner and other women do not have. In any case, she needs to get along well with Little Qi, after all, Old Qi dotes on this son of his so much!

  Bang bang bang bang - A figure quickly ran down from upstairs and sat down beside Qi Yu Xuan.

  Oh my god, no way!

  Suoluo was shocked. Wasn't he only 14? How could he be so... big, over 1.8 meters tall? What have kids been eating to grow up like this nowadays?

  "Qilin, this is Su... Su Luoluo. Luoluo, this is my son Qiyu Xuan." Qiyu Xuan originally wanted to say Aunt Su, but looking at Su Luoluo's youthful appearance, similar to his own son's age, he couldn't bring himself to say it.

  "Hello." Su Auntie greeted warmly.

  "Dad, I'm only 14 years old, and you're already introducing me to a girl... isn't that too early?" Qi Lin said with a troubled face.

  That's right, he did it on purpose, who let the old man find such a stupid thing!

  Actually, Sulolo had already learned about her existence from his uncles and aunts. He knew that the old man had recently talked to a young woman, but he really didn't expect him to bring her home. If the old man wanted to find him a stepmother, it wouldn't be a problem at all. After all, they were already so big, and he didn't have much feelings for his biological mother who gave birth to him but didn't raise him. He had even less reason to object. However, hum, these words he would never say out loud, it's also good to make the two of them uncomfortable.

  Bang! — "You little brat, what nonsense are you talking about? This is your father's girlfriend, show some respect!" Qi Yuxuan also felt embarrassed and quickly gave Qi Lin a knock on the head with his chopsticks. Su Luo was watching from the side, trying to stifle her laughter.

  "Hey, little loli, are you an uncle fan?" Qi Xiaoyou looked at Su Luo with a "you're perverted, you're not thinking clearly, you're abnormal, I really feel sorry for you" expression.

  "Brat, take a good look, I'm an ojou-sama, not a loli!" Su Luo immediately shot back. Just by looking at how this little friend speaks, you can tell that to get his recognition, you have to take the road less traveled, and it's best to use violence to subdue him; gentle, kind, and saintly white lotus types are useless.

  "How old are you, have you reached 20 yet? Do you have a C-cup? How much do you make in a year? How many people work under you?"

  "Uh..." Su Luo was choked, little friend you're too sharp, I'm indeed 19 years old, B-cup, haven't started working, haven't earned any money yet, waaah!

  "So what? I'm your dad's girlfriend, which makes me your elder. You little brat, hurry up and call me Auntie!"

  "You're just a little brat, your whole family are little brats!"

  "If I were your stepmother, wouldn't you be a little brat in my house? Be good, and Stepmother will give you some food."

  "You, you, you... I'll get my dad to fire you!"

  "Alright then, let your dad marry me first."

  "You're not of legal marriage age yet!"

  ……

  The two of them ignored Qi Yu Xuan like this, you shouted one sentence and I responded with another. Fortunately, the Qi family didn't have a rule about not speaking while eating, and Qi Yu Xuan was also relieved that he had made an appointment at home in advance. Seeing that the war was still within a controllable range, he didn't intervene, and continued to eat his meal silently, not quarreling or scolding, what did it matter to him, let them be.

  Although it seemed like an unpleasant parting that day, Su Luo felt that Qi Lin didn't dislike her and even had a bit of admiration for the poisonous tongue skills she displayed.

  As she was planning how to take the "son" route, Qi Yuxuan received a call - her future son had run away from home!

  Brats are just brats, and the most annoying thing is their rebellious phase during puberty!

  "Yu Xuan, don't worry, I'll be right there."

  ……

  After some investigation, Su Luo came to the conclusion that this bear child was not what his father thought it was because of worrying about his father's remarriage and being stimulated by nerves. It was probably just going out to play and causing trouble for the two people. Besides, who would run away from home with a basketball and a full set of top-notch equipment? And originally living in school, sometimes not even coming back on weekends. If it weren't for leaving such a "farewell" note, Qi Yuxuan wouldn't have rushed to find someone either.

  However, she wouldn't say that to her anxious father-in-law, as it would make her appear inconsiderate and unconcerned about the future of her son.

  "Yu Xuan, Qi Lin will be back soon, don't worry, I have a way."

  Her so-called solution was to send a WeChat message to Qi Xiao's friend:

  "Little brat, I heard you ran away from home! What a joyous occasion for everyone! Don't worry, I've taken over your room, your pets, your old man, and even your gaming account. Have fun, bye! P.S. Remembering passwords directly logging in is really a great habit, haha!"

  Su Luo rolled around on Zhi Lin's clean bed, kicking her legs up in the air.

  Su Luo gave Qi Lin a cool and handsome black-backed bird with a big red flower on its head;

  Su Luo leaned into Zhi Yan's arms and ate watermelon.

  4. Su Luo logged into Zilin's game account and manipulated her character to slash and kill randomly...

  It's no wonder that Qi Xiao saw it and his face was twisted with anger, and he immediately roared over the phone: "Su Luo, you evil woman, wait for me, I'll be right back to deal with you!"

  This is good, no need to turn on the loudspeaker, Qi Yuxuan next to him can hear it clearly without missing a single word.

  "Come back soon, come back soon!" Qi Yuxuan's hanging heart finally put down. "Luolu, my company still has something to do, I have to go right away. If you're not busy, just wait here for Qi Lin, he probably hasn't eaten yet, Wang Shu took a leave today, so it's a bit of trouble for you to cook some for him. And don't quarrel, you're the elder so give in a bit..."

  Suoluo repeatedly assured that he would take good care of Qi Xiaofeng, absolutely not fighting or quarreling, and only then did Old Man Qi leave with a sense of relief.

  Lao Qi is really having a tough time, being both father and mother at the same time, I suddenly feel sorry for him.

  Su Luo secretly decided to take good care of this father-son pair before leaving, until the female lead takes over.

  It's not time yet, how can you bear to part with it already!

  Four dishes and one soup are all done, but my son hasn't come back yet.

  Suoluo looked at his watch again.

  Damn it, I actually forgot such a historic moment! The mechanical watch that Old Qi gave me clearly shows March 8th.

  In the original work, the heroine was leaving school after attending a Women's Day tea party for female teachers when she encountered Qi Lin being beaten up by a group of thugs. Her sense of justice kicked in and she chased them away before sending the injured Qi Lin to the hospital where she met Qi Yu Xuan.

  Sulolo, you're really a blockhead, how could you forget something so important!

  What to do, what to do, should I go or not?

  Her rationality told her to follow the plot, wait for Qi Yuxuan to fall in love with his true match, she would lose a romance and the task would be completed, maybe she could return immediately; but emotionally, she was worried about Qi Lin, what if the heroine didn't appear, who would save him...

  Forget it, never mind, go take a look first. She can't bear to see someone die without helping, hopefully the heroine has appeared, then there's nothing she can do about it!

  All the way she gave Zilun several more calls, but no one answered, probably something really happened.

  Qilin's mom is in heaven watching over him, Qilin must be fine, otherwise Old Qi would be heartbroken to death!

  With the help of mobile navigation and the original plot, Su Luo finally found Qi Xiao in a alley near school, who was fighting with a group of people.

  "What kind of good man bullies the few with the many!" Su Luo shouted loudly, wielding her weapon and charging forward. Since crossing over, she had become more and more like a female hooligan.

  "Evil woman, how did you come here?" Qi Xiao's friends were tall and powerful, although they were outnumbered, but for now they could still defend themselves. However, he knew that his physical strength was being consumed more and more, and soon he wouldn't be able to hold on.

  "Cut the crap, let's get a united front first!" Although she was a girl, she was several years older than those little rascals and had been practicing basic dance moves since childhood, so her physical fitness was absolutely top-notch. Plus, with a handy weapon in hand, she really helped Qilin out of a tight spot.

  "Let you not learn well!" Give a punch to the rascal!

  "Let you be a hooligan!" Give a punch to Hooligan B.

  "Let you bully my son!" Give a mix of three. "Who is your son?" "The river has not been crossed yet, and the bridge is already being dismantled!"

  ……

  The two men's attack and defense coordination is quite good, and the martial arts process is also interspersed with internal literary struggles.

  Beep—beep—beep—

  Just as the two were fighting intensely, the police suddenly appeared and both parties were taken back to the police station without exception.

  "Get back in line! At such a young age, you're not studying well and instead gathering to fight in broad daylight..."

  A group of people stood in a row against the wall, listening to the team leader's lecture.

  "One by one, make a record, and then notify the parents to pick them up. You, and you, come over first." He was referring to Su Luo and Qi Lin, who were obviously not in the same group as the others.

  "Why fight?"

  "They lost a game of ball to me and my friend before, so they're unhappy. Seeing I'm alone, they come to bother me." Qi Lin briefly explained what happened.

  "Then won't you run away or find a school security guard, reporting it is also an option."

  "There were too many of them, couldn't run away, didn't have time to find police and security guards." So many cowards.

  "And you, a girl actually fighting."

  "They beat him up, I was just helping out, haha." Although it was his first time being taken to the police station, Su Luo didn't seem flustered at all. He pointed at Qi Lin while still flashing a silly smile at Shu Nuo.

  "What's with this dagger? You think you're fighting Japanese devils?" The police uncle held the confiscated weapon, crying and laughing at the same time.

  That's right, Suoluo brought a fake dagger with her when she went out, the wooden kind, over a meter long, just without a blade. Because their class has been rehearsing "The Red Detachment of Women" recently, that is, "The water of Wanquan River is clear and clear, I make a straw hat to send off the Red Army", they hold it in their hands every day to practice, so when fighting, it's especially smooth, absolutely three points relying on strength, seven points relying on weapons.

  "Officer, I'm a ballet dancer, this is a prop, today's incident was purely accidental, I guarantee it won't happen again. Can you...can you return my dagger? In return, I'll give you two performance tickets, okay? Please, please?" She didn't want to fawn or act cute, but there was no other way, if she really couldn't get it back, the school would be hard to deal with.

  "Little girl, this is a police station, bribery of the people's police is not allowed!" The policeman pointed to the national emblem and solemnly refused her, and also conducted a profound and serious ideological education.

  ……

  "Considering you two are first-time offenders and were provoked by each other, just sign this record and we'll notify your parents to come pick you up. You can go after that. When you get home, reflect on your actions properly and don't be so impulsive in the future, got it?"

  On the other side, several police officers had already taken statements from the young hooligans. Fortunately, they also admitted to intentionally picking a fight and hitting people, so as long as their parents came to pick them up, they could leave without leaving any record of the case.

  "Officer, I'm her family member, can you let me take him away?" This matter cannot alarm Qiyu Xuan, the good impression that was just restored cannot be ruined like this.

  "Are you his sister? You don't share the same surname?"

  "No, I'm her stepmother."

  "Little girl, you look honest and innocent, don't talk nonsense. Our country's Marriage Law clearly stipulates that the statutory marriage age for women is 20 years old, but your ID card hasn't reached that yet!"

  "Really, it's just around the corner, I'm her dad's girlfriend."

  "What's going on here? Honestly, I'll inform your parents to come pick you up. If not, you'll be staying here tonight!"

  The two of them could only resign themselves to calling Qi Yuxuan.

  ……

  "I'm really sorry, officer. I've caused you trouble. In the future, I'll make sure to discipline them well." An hour later, Qi Yuxuan picked up the two with a dark face from the police station.

  "It turns out that this little girl wasn't lying after all, the world is really going downhill, old cows eating tender grass!" The gossiping aunts sighed deeply as they watched the three people walk away.

  Although Su Luo was finally punished by Qi Yu Xuan for her reckless behavior (I won't tell you that she got spanked), after this incident, she has truly become a part of the single-parent family of Qi Yu Xuan and his son.