While I got away from stealing from the soldiers, I was still far from the clear, and that would prove obvious as soon as I looked back just to see the men hot on my trail once more. Yet where could I go? The day had just begun, so there was no way the sun would go down anytime soon.

  I have perfect vision even in the dark so that I would have the advantage during the night, but in the middle of the day, what chances did I have of losing them when they could see just as well as I could? My legs also hurt a lot, so running wouldn't cut it. Then how could I get rid of the soldiers?

  No, there was just no way that would work, right? I thought to myself that a crazy idea had begun floating inside my mind. It was one of those ideas that was so stupid that it might just work. We are running through the wild forest, and based on the magi bear I killed, it wouldn't be crazy to guess there are more beasts like it around here.

  If I could somehow get some of those wild beasts to attack me, then by nature, the soldiers would have to deal with them since they would also be chasing behind me. I've got to tell you, the ideas I come up with sometimes make me think I am just a suicidal maniac!

  Alright then, since I refuse to let this body go and since there's no better option, I soon enact the plan to find wild, aggressive monsters by running deeper into the forest while looking for anything that might look like trouble on purpose.

  Minutes go by, and I don't happen to see anything interesting for a while until I finally spot something weird a couple of miles away. With my naturally enhanced sight, I managed to spot what looked like a small town village, and what was best was that the people living in the town didn't seem like people at all but little green menaces with weapons.

  Geez, I almost second guess myself to run straight into what looked to be a goblin village because of how much my author loves rape, but in this case, I didn't have any better options, so going straight into danger would have to do. "Stop right there! You criminal scum!" I can hear some guy yell at me from behind, but I don't even turn around; I just keep running straight into the village.

  I was done trying to play the victim role the entire time and giving up on life that easily; why should I give that goddess the satisfaction of watching me fail over and over!? She wants entertainment! I WILL GIVE HER SOMETHING WORTH WATCHING!

  So, with my newfound confidence, I took the bold move to charge straight into the goblin village, which was still around half a mile away, after running for some more time with the soldiers still hot on my toes. Luckily for me, and unlucky for them, the goblins soon noticed all of us sounding their alarm to prepare for a battle I would leave the soldiers with while I ran away.

  {Bell sounds}

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  I could hear their bells and screams of war even this far out. While I continued charging forward, the men chasing me suddenly began to change their hearts as they slowed down the closer to the goblin village we got until their leader yelled at them to continue chasing after me.

  With the soldiers now following me at top speed again, I go into the plan to evade any fighting as the goblins start shooting arrows at me, which are harder to dodge than I thought, but I manage. Luckily for me, I'd stolen the perfect combo of things to evade as much fighting as possible, so I soon deployed my bow and stolen arrows and started aiming at one of the edges of the goblin's barricade.

  An arrow does manage to land on my left arm just as mine flies toward the goblin I aimed toward, and to my good fortune, it lands right on the head, giving me the perfect window to jump right into the goblin barricade, which takes everyone by surprise including the soldiers behind me which soon hide behind trees as the goblins also start shooting at them.

  "Flesh intruder! Kill the flesh intruder!" The goblins yell as I take my sweet time to drink the blood of their dead friend right before them. Naturally, the arrow wound created by that amazing shot one of them got on me quickly heals up, pushing the arrow out of my arm, scaring the goblins that got close to me.

  {Hissing noises}

  The goblins obviously don't take too kind on me turning one of their buddies into a dehydrated plum as they start hissing like little cats or whatever impression of one they were trying to make, but they honestly just looked kind of cute since they were so skinny and small.

  {Stronger Hissing}

  I wasn't planning on actually fighting, but I still thought it would be a good idea to bluff the goblins away from me and just let me go by copying their hissing with a little hint of my huge blood-sucking teeth and blood-red eyes while holding the two small knives I'd stolen.

  {Up in Heaven}

  [Annabel has used Bluff against goblins] [Bluff is very effective]

  "You little thing, watching your life unfold is truly fascinating." The reincarnation goddess says while drinking some wine as she watches the show through a massive stadium-sized screen of her own making that shows her everything Annabel did with twice as much detail.

  "You seem to be happier lately, F." Out of the blue, some interesting-looking fellow eves drops on the goddess, who seems annoyed at the presence of the newly introduced guy who stands at a whopping ten feet tall and looks like a menace of a warrior earing only spartan armor and a red cape.

  "Ugh! What do you care!? Shouldn't you be stirring up some war somewhere else? Go do your job and leave me alone." The goddess responds to the other apparently godly figure, who gets a little mad at the reincarnation goddess since he doesn't think she should be a top contender for the pantheon leader.

  "I've already started using your little girl to stir things up between the Empire and the Romaritime Kingdom. I just had to let you know that the girl could pose a threat to our safety; why did you let them reincarnate in the first place? Based on their corrupt soul, they should've gone to hell!"

  And just like that, the Reincarnation goddess F had enough of the god of war. "You don't tell me how to do my job. I know what I am doing, and besides, tell me that their life isn't pure entertainment! I mean, look at it! She's always coming up with crazy ideas! I love it!"

  The reincarnation goddess exclaims while she nonchalantly sits on the back of the god of war after forcing him to get on all fours like a dog. "I don't care what wars you start or end, but let me clarify. I don't follow your orders; you follow mine. Understood!?"