After the moment of blankness that followed my realization of the small ( enormous ) error that I had made, Lily resumed the conversation in a questioning tone.

  “Mmhh? Hold on... bizarre, my sister warned me you would try to flee by all means, so I shouldn’t let you escape, but she was obviously wrong once again. That’s good; I’m glad I had faith in you!! Hehe! You should have no reason after all, have you...?” Lily finished her sentence with a keen, wondering look while tilting her head to the side.

  I DO! A lot! So much that it’s stopped me dead in the tracks, afraid of the backlash, as a matter of fact. No, truthfully, as long as your omniscient sister was around, you should not have faith in me. It’s just that she was… well… wayyyy too omniscient! But hey, that's all? I expected worse coming from them.

  “Ara ara, but even if I was pretty sure of myself here, she forced me to prepare several methods to block all your way out, that is, according to her, extremely painful and bloody, requiring in best case another week to nurse you back to a passable state and in sound mind.”

  I KNEW IT!!

  “But hey! She didn't plan everything. She gave me some way in case there were 1 or 2 windows, you see, but there were three of them, so I had to improvise by myself. Hehe <3.”

  Okay, now I’m sure of it. She is not safe TOO. Well, she is a Nevergreen, so it shouldn’t surprise me… How could I have even thought she would be easy to handle?

  “Are you proud of me?” Lily who was way too deadly serious about her work and quite proud of it at that, was now asking for my congratulations.

  No

  “Yes, well done Lily, even if, as you can see, it was utterly useless and thoroughly overthought.” In a desperate attempt to hide my fear and shivers, I lied blatantly with everything I had, even putting my soul on the line to convince myself of the impossible.

  Smile, no flinch, no sweat, boy, or you’re not gonna make it, and the spoon will come back to haunt you in the afterlife.

  “Mmm, Lily’s happy! Can you pet my head, please?!!–… No...It’s okay, forget that, I shouldn’t have asked. I mean, hearing you praising me when I was never, except by my family, while smiling at me. It made me wish you stroked my head like Mother would’ve… But we’re not even that close… Sorry.” In a moment of joy, Lily suddenly made a strange request before withdrawing, dispirited.

  “...” If you are okay, why are you about to cry!! I don’t buy it; I can clearly see your watery eyes!

  I was so pissed. She was making me sick. Her face was what I hated to see the most! The face of someone who longs for something but forcibly represses it, losing all hope while hiding regret and sadness. How could she dare make me feel sorry for her?! Plus, she was overwhelmingly overflowing with cutiness. She was dangerous, far more than I had anticipated.

  “Tsk, come here. I can at least do this much for you. You’ve taken care of me the whole week after all.” Well, It was her fault, but I’ll grant her this.

  I had to make some concessions, and I couldn’t help myself from comforting her. Leaving a girl in this pitful state was unworthy of a hero such as myself, even if she had blood ties with Satan.

  Never mind, if it made her so happy, I would use the occasion to put myself in her graces.

  “Really!? I mean, you have all the right to act coldly; why...” At my word, her gloomy expression showed a hint of bliss in an instant before leaving the doubt taking over.

  This girl knew very well how to make others considerate toward her. Only a cold and feelingless bastard could’ve disregarded those childish and watery eyes full of hope that looked like they were filled with stars. “Stop wondering and come here before I change my mind.”

  Without delay, she took me at my word and stepped forward. Getting closer, she knelt on the floor beside the bed and bent her head.

  “Don’t be shy, come over here. What’s the point if it hurts on top of making your tights dirty.” I patted the bed. I couldn't decently make a girl kneel before me. I was a pervert, sure, but regardless, I was still a gentleman.

  Swiftly, without wasting a moment, she sat on the edge of the bed, leaning toward me and presenting me with her head while making a very pleased face.

  stroke, stroke

  “OOOHHHH!!”

  Oh man, it was hard. My whole being wanted to run away, and my bladder was on the verge of breaking due to fear. But she was making a truly happy and satisfied face altogether. She was so freaking cute right now! If the sister didn’t exist, I’d give it a go right away… Or maybe I would. She was a danger in her own right.

  In any case… I should refrain from having both next time. My body and mind were enduring this double dose of contradiction with great difficulty, and my heart got twice the harm.

  “Mmmmhhh, so soothing!”

  Did she let out a moan? Twice as cute!! If not for the lack of purring, she was just like a cat. But let’s stay focused. It was the perfect moment, hold my chance!

  “Say, Lily, now that you know I have absolutely no reason to run, shouldn’t you remove these... what to call them? Traps? So no innocent wouldn’t risk being injured or worse.”

  Stroke, stroke

  “Mmmmmhh, Nahhhh! Everything’s fine, this place will serve as our base for the moment, and it will keep onlookers away. Can you scratch a little? It itches me—ahhhhh, yes, just like that!”

  stroke, scratch

  Too bad, at least my strategy of getting on her good side seems to work.

  “Mmmhhhaaaahhh! You have some talent, I concede! Mmhhh!!... Oh, right! Don’t worry. As long as I’m with you when you enter or exit, the trap won’t trigger. You may even bring other women. How considerate of us, hehe!”

  Can I? Was the cuddle this effective? Lily was enjoying having her head stroked and scratched beyond reason, and was making strange sounds, even letting out sighs of satisfaction and pleasure from time to time while speaking.

  She was adorable, she looked like a pet. What was not, was the subject of the discussion. These two things should never have been put together.

  Pat-pat, stroke, scratch

  “Mmmhhh, just like that, don’t stop, please… Where were we… a yes, it’s just that if they are deemed unworthy, it could, once again, in conformity with my sister's request, hurt them quite a bit….

  AwW, don’t slow, please… Keep going, uww…

  Moreover, if they don’t do their job right, or should they make things difficult or even try to flee… Well, I’m not going to dwell on it, but…”

  Do, please! It’s necessary to prepare just in case, you know, it’s not the same as making a dead body or a madman disappear. Oh! But maybe the trap can take care of the problem. Burnt to ashes or reduced to a vegetable state seems fine to me… WOW… Those are dangerous thoughts, better stop.

  It was safer not to bring any girl back home after all. I don’t want to turn from a mass womanizer to a mass murderer.

  “Ah, but I won’t personally restrain you. After all, I’m completely open and will accept all choices you could make about your partners, even if they are bad ones. As long as you’re not completely ignoring me or purposely making me angry. I’m not like sis and won’t tell her anything anyway.”

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  jiggle jiggle jiggle

  I had slowed down for a while now, to the point where my hand stopped over her past sentences.

  Not being able to stand it anymore, as if she was on drugs and needed her thing, she started to rub her head against my palm by herself. Doing so, she was wiggling all along. She seemed to love it greatly. That was a good thing to know. She was realllllly weak to head petting.

  After a short break in our conversation, Lily resumed it.

  “Just try to restrain yourself from getting married to the first stranger you meet…mmh<3... She is the first wife, so she has the last word over that part after all. Even I can’t make her change her mind if something doesn’t suit her. Ha! While at it, I have a new message to pass on.”

  Putting an end to her childish behavior of a person who was getting her fix, she broke away from my touch with her eyes full of regret. She stood up, took a few steps, and then faced me again with her acting face on, pointing her finger at me.

  Stay strong, body, please no heart attack, no fainting, no–

  “Listen to me carefully, DOG! Aside from home, elementary schools, or churches, and their people. You are free to use anyone or be used by <3, anytime, anywhere. Fufufu. Just be careful not to disobey my previous command. Especially about churches! Even more so if it's a cathedral, the Saint Kingdoms of stainless Soul capital’s grand cathedral is, of course, out of the question, that I can’t pardon!!

  Under no circumstances whatsoever! Hear me! Even if you are to be raped by hundred of maidens in heat while under a strong aphrodisiac, you can’t do it there, or several worlds could come to an end. UNDERSTOOD???“

  Ehhh?? I shouldn't ask, but… Why? What several worlds? How? What is the funking link between a cathedral, me being raped, and world destruction? And above all, no elementary school? I'M NOT A FKING LOLICON!!! FOR GOD SAKE!! You can call me anything you want, rapist and lolicon exception made!

  Calm down, man… Let’s relax. No sex at home? OK. No religious place or people? OK. No loli? It's already the case, isn’t it? OK again.

  “Hmm, after reflection, I should ban every school and official building too. It’s not good for your image, ah! And also retirement homes, we never know.”

  HEY!! Even for me, grandmas are a bit…. For god sake, who the hell does she think I am?!…. Ah, yes, presumably her degenerate husband who jumps on everything that moves I guess so… but still!

  “Plus no public place, no brothel cuz it’s dirty and all, no--”

  STOP IT!!

  “Okay, understood. I don’t think I need the rest. Sex is allowed, but nowhere, especially not at church.” I stopped Lily from going any further before her sister’s message forbade me to eat or breathe as I please.

  “But surely, there must be some room left. I’m sure there are, sis is not that evil. How can you know if I don’t wait until the end?

  And if it bothers you that much, don’t worry; I won’t report anything to her. If it’s from time to time, she won't find out if you fail in your obligation. Plus, I’m here now, and you can use me as you fit.” Worrying about my well-being, Lily tried to comfort me while hinting at her own availability.

  “Thank–no, that’s fine, don’t worry, I’ll manage somehow.” I can hold back this much, or I’m not a man! Haha!!... Can I?

  “If not, and if I ever find someone meeting the given criteria, I’ll use a clean place far away from any of the quoted forbidden places, even if I need to make a several-kilometer trip.”

  I was lying I wouldn’t bother. I didn’t have any money for prostitutes anyway, and nobody else would lower themselves to do it with me.

  Who would want to help me release some stress on this planet I’m asking you. Degenerates cannot be taken into account. Especially Lily, if I touched this girl, there would be no return possible.

  “Okay, but let me know if you need any help. It’s not good to build too much pressure, ya know, especially when you are used to the opposite. I don’t mind if you don’t like me... Just… Don't put yourself in danger, okay...”

  She was truly worried about me and was even putting my feelings before her own. Or perhaps she was just after my body? But fate wouldn’t allow it either way because if there was one thing I refused myself, that was to become a bastard who took advantage of people’s feelings without returning them at least a little.

  Is making love to hundreds, if not thousands, of women contradictory? Nay, I had always made sure to exchange something with these people in a give-and-take relationship. If every aspect does not necessarily go along with what people think of true love, it was at least a special and enjoyabe moment for all of us.

  Making love for the sole purpose of pleasure was not my thing, even more so if the person receiving it was longing for something…

  On that somewhat sour note, she left the room, saying I was still in need of rest, urging me not to think too deeply and to sleep.

  And God knows I was going to do just that. I was already feeling tired after all those emotions.

  Blink–flash!

  Something that looked like a letter suddenly materialized out of nowhere and dropped into my head.

  Wha…

  Wasting the precious recovery time that I greatly needed, I took it and began reading.

  “Dear husband <3 if you read–”

  OK, nothing important here. Let’s move on.

  I crumpled the letter before setting it on fire with some basic magic before swiftly proceeding to make myself comfortable, wrapping myself in the blanket and laying my head on the pillow.

  Ahhh!! Finally, good night world… “Ooh? Sure, have sweet dreams, darling <3. I don’t mind haunting your nightmare if that’s your desire… What about a wet one? Seriously, you’d truly thought I didn’t foresee so far? You really, really, realllllly take me way too lightly here, my dear. I’m not just anyone, so you know…”

  Crap, a voice popped into my head. Couldn’t you use this way directly rather than let me drown in my delusion?

  “Now, now, you shouldn’t lower yourself, my love. Be proud, be strong, like the man you were at that time when you got me pregnant. Accept what you did and what’s to come, and welcome them with open arms <3. You can’t change anything anyway. You will feel better, and perhaps you might even be able to enjoy yourself after some adaptation time.”

  … Should I? Yes, maybe it’s time to resign; it sounds tempting… Wait, did she just read my mind?!!!

  Uhh, ehhh, hello? Wifey? Nice to meet you.

  “<3” Even without sound, I can feel a smile and the stare she makes on me...creepy!-I mean, how touching! I can distinctly sense that’s the attention of a loving woman here! And yet I'm not worthy of it!

  “<3 Here you are again, ara ara <3. Fortunately, I don’t mind. Furthermore, I’m in a fairly good mood, so I won’t scold you, fufufu. Oh, and even if you didn’t mean it, your endeavor makes me happy. Likewise, it’s good to see you there in one piece. You got me there. I had seen you trying to escape one way or another, never succeeding in your attempt; that’s a given <3.

  And when I foresee, I am rarely wrong, you have my word…”

  Oh, come on! You'll make me blush.

  “For the trouble, I’ll reward you… Well, first and foremost, don’t worry about my former message. It was mostly a little joke on my part <3 You can keep your feats of accomplishment and play wherever and whenever you want. I won’t even mind loli as long as it comes from them. Furry, magical chimer, even animals, if that is your desire. I’ll not make a fuss about that.

  Just NO CHURCH, okay? Every divine ground from the stainless soul faith, no, since it’s better to prevent… whatever the faith, it’s forbidden. I was not joking about that part.

  And no inappropriate or illegal acts, no coercion. Or I'll take you home on a leash before disciplining you to cool down your ardor and give you some torment so you can reflect on your actions. You can believe me.

  Now after the stick, the carrot. I had planned to make it so you don’t have children with abnormal rates anymore, allowing you to enjoy your life freely without worsening your situation too much.

  But as a reward, I’ll add that you can’t have any child at all, except if by both parties want it. If you do have a child tho, I will take a part of the responsibility as the main wife, and pay a part of your debt, relieving some financial stress, and providing help if needed.

  Happy? <3 On that last note, I leave you to your well-deserved peaceful and long rest. I have a tremendous amount of work awaiting me before I can hope to meet you again. I bid you farewell.

  My kinda-hot-sexy-lovely-seductive-seducer-lecherous-pervert-lolicon-dog-like hubby<3. Who can’t hold back and is the embodiment of idiocy, but whom I’m crazy about nonetheless and can’t blame despite everything he did to me and my family <3. Until next time mouuaahh XX.”

  I don't know what bothered me the most. Was it the fact that she mentioned animals and chimeras? Or was it that she had to hint at loli not once! Not twice! But three times considering the previous message!

  Leave me alone at some point, or I won’t believe in myself anymore!!... Naaah, let’s pretend I didn’t think of this last part…

  … Where could I have put my sleeping pills… I will have some, and if that is not enough, I will have more. As long as my body keeps with it... no, even here, I don’t care anymore.

  All I want is to put my mind at rest. A deep sleep preferentially, and if I can’t wake up at all, it's for the best. But no death, that would be the worst.

  …

  Maybe I should throw in some GHB while at it. This may help, who knows?

  Thus, it related how I got myself bound through marriages of my own accord to two adorable demons within human skin. Beginning to dig my own grave deeply, so much that I would reach the depths of hell long before my actual death if I kept up the pace.