Maddy could taste strawberries.

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  (This is the end of the chapter, but Royal Road won't let me post unless there are at least 500 characters so please enjoy these prime-grade dad jokes that slowly get more chaotic:

  Q: What does a fish say when it hits a wall?

  The story has been illicitly taken; should you find it on Amazon, report the infringement.

  A: Dam

  Knock Knock...

  Who's there?

  Interrupting tree wh-

  TREE (Passion and timing is important when doing this joke)

  Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

  A: Getting hit by a bus

  Bonus for all you kookie jokesters out there ??:

  Q: Why did Sally drop her ice cream?

  A: Because she has no arms.

  Knock knock...

  Who's there?

  Not Sally.)