We had arived on. You see, me, I have this dastardly plan! Instead of caring and planning what I do, I said fuck it, and here we are. It was a world far more advanced then where my dynasty was located. Not the most, but highly.

  I had gotten this location downloaded a whiiiile ago. Now, I HAVE COME. The planet was filled with city's and their like. I planned on teleporting down a bit later. Needed to check some things involving places, names, and my stuff.

  Hmmmm. Should I lose the ornamentation on myself? Hmmmmm. Yesssss? Yes. Damn, I was truly imposing as I was now, but, alas I must. For my amusement!

  So, first was a Mercenary enclave. Surprisingly, or not, they had a union or whatnot. Most companies use this union to recruit, advertise, and take jobs. Sounds like a fantasy adventurers guild or something. It is highly amusing. I wonder if they have some guy dressed in black, with a hood, sitting in the corner dramatically. I hope so. If not... then I would play the role myself. Needs must, after all.

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  Second, I needed to aquire arms. Rifles, pistols, a sword would be nice. Or... hmmm. I will just use my scythe I suppose. It isn't too off looking... But, I will need guns.

  Actually, could the Mercenarys equip me with low quality equipment, then I just buy better later? Hmm. Good idea. Then I suppose a time table would be good.

  A minimum of 10 years is good, I suppose. I don't have a max. Sooooo, ya. Next is my stuff. My tesseracts are... good. If needed I could deploy my canopteks. Next, my weapons.

  I had multitudes of different arms, artifacts and the like. But I favored my gauntlet of fire, warscythe, and gauss pistol. Or a sword and pistol combination. I wanted a good pistol.

  Now, I wanted to join a small company, 1000 to 10000 or so. Nothing too large. I didn't want to join a war with people flinging nukes or what not. Maybe one with one of those knights I knew were in 40k or something. That would be nice. Or perhaps some mechanized or armored units. Oh, and a ship.

  Hmmmm. I would have too look through the union for a good fit. Hopefully they had a database or something. And hopefully I could claim a good pistol as a prize from one of my kills.