Dear diary,

  I did some experimenting with the curse today. I thought everything I touched would turn into moss but that doesn't seem to be the case.

  I accidentally grabbed Goodman without my gloves on and he didn't turn into moss. I've been running around the mansion touching people—

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  That sounded weird, but I swear I wasn't doing anything bad, I was just trying to see if they turned into a pile of moss when I gave them a little tap on the shoulder.

  Also, plants don't turn into moss when I touch them either. The curse seems to only work on things that aren't alive.

  Love,

  Tina