Dear diary,
The stuff I ordered yesterday arrived by dragon post. They not only delivered my parcel but they also left a steaming pile of dragon dung.
The gardener was practically screaming in excitement at the sight of the massive pile of poo.
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Apparently, dragon dung is a very potent fertiliser that's really good for plants. I was going to write a complaint to dragon post but I gave them a five star review instead. Freebies are the best after all.
Also, the lantern I bought has a talking spirit trapped inside it. Bitsy said it's a ghost lantern that feeds on spirit fire. It's pretty cool since it can change colours at will but it's kinda annoying sometimes.
Love,
Tina