Dear diary,

  The stuff I ordered yesterday arrived by dragon post. They not only delivered my parcel but they also left a steaming pile of dragon dung.

  The gardener was practically screaming in excitement at the sight of the massive pile of poo.

  This novel is published on a different platform. Support the original author by finding the official source.

  Apparently, dragon dung is a very potent fertiliser that's really good for plants. I was going to write a complaint to dragon post but I gave them a five star review instead. Freebies are the best after all.

  Also, the lantern I bought has a talking spirit trapped inside it. Bitsy said it's a ghost lantern that feeds on spirit fire. It's pretty cool since it can change colours at will but it's kinda annoying sometimes.

  Love,

  Tina