Dear diary,

  It was so cold last night. I"m thinking of applying for a new dorm that's only for me. I don't like sharing rooms with someone.

  Anyway, I handed in my report for Surviving the unexpected and the teacher asked if I was lying on my paper. I guess my experience was so outlandish he didn't believe me. I told him it was the truth but he's still double checking what I wrote.

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  I don't even care at this point. I'm just going to drop this class and maybe replace it with more climbing club time.

  Love,

  Tina