Dear diary,

  I summoned a demon to do my chores for me and now I'm just studying while earning money. It's pretty cool. I only have to give Bitsy some rocks as payment and when she's done I just send her back home. Oh and Bitsy is my contracted demon.

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  Gerry said that my portal into the forest is too useful so the tower is going to keep it running. In exchange I get a cut of the profits they make from using the portal. Maybe I should make more portals that lead to more places so that I can get all the money!

  I think I'd make a good business man.

  Love,

  Tina