Dear diary,

  Y’know, demons are really cool. Well maybe it’s just Bitsy but still, she found the dragon lair in no time at all.

  Luckily it really was an evil dragon so I just got rid of it using my magic stick and told the paladins I did their job for them. That was honestly anticlimactic, at least they gave me most of the bounty so more money for me.

  Support creative writers by reading their stories on Royal Road, not stolen versions.

  Of course I charged them a fee to teleport them back to the church. I even got a chest full of gems from one of the bishops.

  Now I have enough money to find the right rune to home.

  Love,

  Tina